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Animorphs Section => Animorphs Forum Classic => Topic started by: TobiasMasonPark on January 14, 2011, 10:32:29 PM
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1) Thermals are warm pockets of air that are created from the heat radiating from the ground.
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2 - 100. what he said
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Tom cats, for their size, are proportionally one of the most dangerous animals.
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With an animal expert on hand, whose parents are also vets and zoologists, it takes three years to figure out that a duck morph is a better transit than a fly on a plane.
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All people outside of the United States believe in 'animal spirits'.
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#5) When your mother tells you not to stick your hand in a beaver lodge, you shouldn't.
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If you whine constantly about the ethical decision of every morph your friends choose to take, it's okay to get upset when they finally hesitate and look to you for your opinion.
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#7) Be skeptical of any new coed boy/girl scout clubs/organizations that crop up suddenly.
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That the Yeerks focus all of their efforts on one major plan at a time rather than multitasking and stacking the odds in their favor.
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#9) Abandoned construction sites are a lot more dangerous than originally thought.
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when a 13 year old boy turns into a hawk and effectively disappears, there will be no police investigation asking his friends, teachers, or family where he is.
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#11) The pyramids were (partly) built by androids.
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Military time can be solved by subtractin 12.
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Any plan Marco can find a flaw in is a bad one. No questions asked.
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when a 13 year old boy turns into a hawk and effectively disappears, there will be no police investigation asking his friends, teachers, or family where he is.
Who says anyone reported it to the police?
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Disabled kids have no measure. Killing them off brings no guilt!
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Ants and are oddly machine like and termites are controlled by their queen and have no instincts by themselves.
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With a big enough explosion, you can go back in time!
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#17) Broccoli is an alien food!
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when a 13 year old boy turns into a hawk and effectively disappears, there will be no police investigation asking his friends, teachers, or family where he is.
Who says anyone reported it to the police?
the law, as soon as Tobias wasn't at school for over a week in a row there would have been an investigation
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#18) "Life seldom comes in simple shades of black and white. The choices in the real world, the choices we most often face, are all in shades of gray.”
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when a 13 year old boy turns into a hawk and effectively disappears, there will be no police investigation asking his friends, teachers, or family where he is.
Who says anyone reported it to the police?
the law, as soon as Tobias wasn't at school for over a week in a row there would have been an investigation
He was sent back to his aunt's.
If people were that concerned for Tobias, he would have been put in a better home already.
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#19) Any life is better than none. And no matter how awful things seem, there is always meaning and purpose to be found.”
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Let's get back on topic then.
And maybe we should try numbering them, just because the tread is called "100 things I learned from the Animorphs".
Oatmeal is the answer to everything.
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#21) It’s better to laugh than to cry
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#21b. If you're aiming for emotional repression!
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#21b. If you're aiming for emotional repression!
Valid point
#22) Sometimes even the good guys do bad things. That doesn’t mean there’s no difference between good and evil.
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23) Ornithology is the study of birds. Helped me during a radio quiz.
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Life is tragedy or comedy. You decide which.
This helps me out all the time. God, I love Animorphs so much.
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25) Moral relativism exists. Someone disagreeing with you doesn't necessarily mean one of you is wrong.
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26) The nose thing at the end of a fly's face is called a probiscus
Or something like that :P
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27) Pedipalps are the two feelers/arms on a spider's face.
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28) George Washington didn't strike that famous pose while crossing the Delaware
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29) Tobias killed the dinosaurs.
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30) A skunk can spray it's spray up to 6 times in 3 seconds, and it can reach up to 15 feet.
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31) Goodwill store owners know a LOT about sci-fi
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32) Everything that we know or knew about physics is wrong...according to Ax.
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33) Space is curved. Who knew?
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34) Anacondas don't have to eat for months
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35) Mars used to have life on it, and Saturn does have life on it.
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36)A frightened rabbit can knock out a red-tail with the right motivation.
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37) If one of your parents dies in a mysterious accident and they don't find a body, said parent might not be dead.
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Yeerks will infest a parent or two, but not the child. Then they'll infest one child, but leave the parents alone.
Yeerks, for the love of God, it's called a Greek family reunion and apple bobbing. You could have had half the country infested by now.
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39) War does terrible things to people. Some it raises to greatness(Aximili, Elfangor). Others it destroys(Alloran, Jake).
Although you could argue it either way for Jake
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40) NIN stands for Nice Is Neat.
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41)no one can kill fleas
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42) I learned about hessian soldiers in the revolution
43) There was a naval battle called Trafalgar
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44) Ants can climb vertically.
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People find nothing suspicious about hawks flying around the interior of a mall.
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46) War is never worth it if you forget what you are fighting for (#2, TAC).
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47) A polar bear's diet consists of fish, sea lions, and dumb kids playing hero.
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48) Roaches really are indestructible
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49) If you are going to broadcast games into space, make sure you explain that they are just games.
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50) That deja vu feeling we get occurs because, somewhere in the universe, we were subjected to a Sario Rip.
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51) A male lion's mane is meant to protect it's neck from bites and other attacks.
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52) It's hard to fight evil without doing some along the way.
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53) People who name their pets Megadeth and Spawn are never to be trusted, and are likely to be psychopaths.
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54) People think you're smarter when using knowledge from Animorph books(real life)
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55) Rhino's have really bad eyesight.
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56) Horses are stupid
According to Cassie, in book 14.
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57) Bravery isn't about not being afraid. It's about being scared to death and still not giving in.
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58) Throughout the entire universe, humans are the sole wearers of clothing.
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59) Video game skills do not equal real-life driving skills. Trash cans do not earn you extra points.
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Excerpt from #8 The Alien
Elfangor shot me a poisonous look. <I'm sure aristh Aximili didn't mean any disrespect, Captain Nerefir.>
I think my brother would have liked to throw me out of the nearest airlock right at that moment.
60) No matter what species or race they are, brothers are still brothers, and little brothers will still embarrass big brothers.
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61) Soda is still bubbly even when you drink it through your hooves.
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62) Roaches can’t do ceilings.
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63) My-dad-is-thinking-about-getting-remarried stress causes your morphing to become all wonky at the worst possible times. However, anyone-I-know-could-be-a-potential-alien-that-is-trying-to-kill-me stress, I-just-got-maimed-by-a-scary-alien-or-wild-animal stress, and I-am-trying-to-save-the-world-but-still-have-to-get-a-good-grade-on-my-book-report-and-act-like-a-normal-kid stress have no effect on a person's morphing capabilities what-so-ever.
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Well, technically, I think it was my-dad-is-thinking-about-remarrying-which-makes-me-confront-the-idea-that-I-might-have-just-killed-my-mommy-for-good stress.
64) Polar bears have clear fur. It just looks white.
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65) Square dancing involves marching around like a BIG HONKING GOOBER!
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66) Tomato juice gets rid of skunk smell.
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67) Grape juice doesn't help. :P
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68. A cattle prod is a stick with a powerful electric shock.
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69) Parents are gullible and will often buy the excuse "it's a group project" to explain why you're sneaking into the house at 2 a.m.
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70) Hawks have an incredibly good sense of hearing, as well as an excellent sense of vision.
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71) Always be well-stocked on oatmeal. You never know when it may come in handy.
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72) People from Canada are Canadese.
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70) Hawks have an incredibly good sense of hearing, as well as an excellent sense of vision.
Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa at? I've never read that ANYWHERE in the series...
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Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa at? I've never read that ANYWHERE in the series...
(Rolls eyes) Ignoring that.
73) If your orders are not immediately followed, its okay to decapitate your incompitent underlings and feed them to the Taxxons!
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70) Hawks have an incredibly good sense of hearing, as well as an excellent sense of vision.
Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa at? I've never read that ANYWHERE in the series...
It's definitely in the series. I think it's mentioned in #18 at least, but I'm not sure specific instances.
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I guess I'm not very good at sarcasm. :P Tobias is always raving about his superior hawknessnessness. I was attempting a joke.
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Did a double-take on the hawnessnessness. ::)
74) Only humans have a sense of humor. (I hope that hasn't been said before... :huh: )
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74) Only humans have a sense of humor. (I hope that hasn't been said before... :huh: )
I respectfully disagree and here's why.
Excerpt From The Andalite Chronicles
The captain looked at me very seriously. <Young warrior, do you think I don't know what happened to Alloran? Do you think I don't know about the
Quantum virus he unleashed in the battle for the Hork-Bajir world? Alloran was my friend, Elfangor. When we were young arisths together he was a gentle, decent youngster. And funny! He loved to joke and play tricks.>
I guess I'm not very good at sarcasm. :P Tobias is always raving about his superior hawknessnessness. I was attempting a joke.
I thought it was funny :rofl2:
75) If your mom is a human, and your dad is an alien, you may end up a hawk.
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Any fly buzzing around you is probably an Andalite Bandit spying on you.
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77) You do shoot-outs at high noon, you stretch in the 7th inning, and you attack at dawn.
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78) A ****roaches brain is spread out throughout it's body.
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79) No one can be brave all the time, not every minute of every day.
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80)even the smallest aliens can have a very big ego
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81) Even those who return from war may never really truly come home.
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54) This number is evil.
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82. Contrary to popular belief, aliens don't have Spock Ears.
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83) Rats can communicate with other rats and plot to overthrow the surface dwellers...Or, at least, that's what David tells us.
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84) It is entirely unnecessary for your major cosmic bad-guy to not have any backstory whatsoever... It's perfectly fine for him to suddenly appear out of no where.
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84.5) It's perfectly natural for said major cosmic bad guy to have a lacky who also lacks a backstory, as well as any clarifcation to as WHAT species said lacky belongs to.
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74) Only humans have a sense of humor. (I hope that hasn't been said before... :huh: )
I respectfully disagree and here's why.
Excerpt From The Andalite Chronicles
The captain looked at me very seriously. <Young warrior, do you think I don't know what happened to Alloran? Do you think I don't know about the
Quantum virus he unleashed in the battle for the Hork-Bajir world? Alloran was my friend, Elfangor. When we were young arisths together he was a gentle, decent youngster. And funny! He loved to joke and play tricks.>
I guess I'm not very good at sarcasm. :P Tobias is always raving about his superior hawknessnessness. I was attempting a joke.
I thought it was funny :rofl2:
75) If your mom is a human, and your dad is an alien, you may end up a hawk.
Heheheh...my bad...
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85) A ladder rung is part of a ladder, and ladders lead to places where you are not. (#40, The Other)
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86) Aliens are more awesome than I thought at first. :D
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think we'll get to 1000?
87)bees can see bee purple
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88: We absolutely cannot for any reason use morphing for personal reasons...accept to sneak into a concert.
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89) Freedom is the right of all sentient beings.
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89.5) Whales are included in this category.
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90) Buffalos are people too, apparently.
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91) Never order a happy meal with extra happy.
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91) Never order a happy meal with extra happy.
Still haven't tried that yet :P
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Still haven't tried that yet :P
I heard that if you do that at the Mcdonalds in the next town over from where I live they just put marijuana in it.
92) In most wars, what people are after is control of land or territory. Or they want to ram some idea down some other person's throat.
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93) All you'll find at the north pole is an inuit, seals, a few polar bears, the Yeerks, and Venber...
But Santa Clause cannot pausibly exist...
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93) All you'll find at the north pole is an inuit, seals, a few polar bears, the Yeerks, and Venber...
But Santa Clause cannot pausibly exist...
Santa does exist! I met him at the mall when I was 4 years old.
94) Always be careful in dressing rooms, especially at the Gap®.
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93) All you'll find at the north pole is an inuit, seals, a few polar bears, the Yeerks, and Venber...
But Santa Clause cannot pausibly exist...
Santa does exist! I met him at the mall when I was 4 years old.
94) Always be careful in dressing rooms, especially at the Gap®.
I know TM means Trademark, but what does R mean?
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Registered Trademark.
...Although what the difference is, I don't know. :P
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95) Apparently, Androids have feelings to, and are not incapable of looking like they can cry...
Everything Dragon Ball Z told me about Androids is off...
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96) Fast food restaurants make for perfect places for alien hideouts, and for discussing the fate of the world in public.
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97) The cream separator was invented in 1878.
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98) If someone offers you a cooler, better and new life and all you have to do is become a premium member- JUST WALK AWAY!!!!!!!
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99) Owning a cobra is illegal.
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100) if your friends tell you to cut through the old abandoned construction site JUST DONT
ps i win the actual 100 one
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101) The seagull's ultimate weapon is precision guided, cruise-missile poop.
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102) It is possible to make one's self into an all-powerful and immortal super-being through a series of random accidents.
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103)if you have been kidnapped by aliens with someone annoying and get rescued by other aliens you might end up marring the alien
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89B: Dogs count as well. (The spirit of the Pemalites are in most dogs. See #10: The Alien for more details.)
95. It's almost impossible to get a cat down from a tree.
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104) Roaches can fit in a crack the width of a quarter.
((And by the way, Baranth, I think it's a pretty safe assumption that we've all memorized that! 8)))
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See #10: The Alien
Pssst. Book #10 is The Android.
105: Your parents will bring up uncomfortable sexual topics if they can't come up with a way to punish you.
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See #10: The Alien
Pssst. Book #10 is The Android.
105: Your parents will bring up uncomfortable sexual topics if they can't come up with a way to punish you.
LMFAO, I just read that one, too :P
106) Next time your parents go out hunting for a new lawnmower, you may just want to go with them--just to be sure...
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See #10: The Alien
Pssst. Book #10 is The Android.
105: Your parents will bring up uncomfortable sexual topics if they can't come up with a way to punish you.
LMFAO, I just read that one, too :P
106) Next time your parents go out hunting for a new lawnmower, you may just want to go with them--just to be sure...
107: Androids are superior at EVERYTHING. Even Rock, Paper, Scissors. (which is ironic since scissors cuts paper, thus hurting it and violation their programming)
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108: Always give bugs fair warning before you squash them... You'll never know... :-\
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109) If you cut your leg with a shard from an alien spaceship, it will need to be amputated due to some bizarre and unexplained infection.
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109) If you cut your leg with a shard from an alien spaceship, it will need to be amputated due to some bizarre and unexplained infection.
Say what???
110) No matter how many times you tell Ax otherwise, they will never be his hours or minutes.
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109) If you cut your leg with a shard from an alien spaceship, it will need to be amputated due to some bizarre and unexplained infection.
Say what???
That happened in the kangaroo book.
111) Male wolves stop to pee A LOT.
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Ah. Sorry, I barely remember that one, need to go reread it.
112) Collasal/Giant Squids have the largest eyes on Earth.
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113) The government gets excited over any proof of alien life; even if it is just a toilett.
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114) Andalites can swim, but it's an awkward thing to see.
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Ah. Sorry, I barely remember that one, need to go reread it.
112) Collasal/Giant Squids have the largest eyes on Earth.
It's ok... Most people skip over #44 these days. Those people are what I like to call ignorant.
115. It's a CROCODILE, not an ALLIGATOR! (Sorry... I'm re-reading #12 right now...)
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Ah. Sorry, I barely remember that one, need to go reread it.
112) Collasal/Giant Squids have the largest eyes on Earth.
creepy
um...
116)if you order happy meal with extra happy,don't go through the walk in refrigerator or you'll be blind
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It's ok... Most people skip over #44 these days. Those people are what I like to call ignorant.
I've read it, it was just several years ago. I'm pulling it off my shelf to reread as soon as I'm done with this post.
117) Hawk or whale, there is no prey Tobias can't take down.
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118) When the dust settles and the war ends, not everyone goes home.
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119) Beethoven was a horrible man
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120) No one really knows what giant squid eat, except for the fact that they are cannibals.
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No offense to KAA but:
121) You don't need to know a lot about animal anatomy or ecology to write awesome books about them.
(Though I think maybe you should :-\)
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^Is this about the knees bending backwards?
122) Gorillas are sweet, peaceful creatures until you abduct and enslave their mothers.
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123) Morphing is never totally logical. Things happen in weird, unpredictable ways.
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123) Morphing is never totally logical. Things happen in weird, unpredictable ways.
123A) Unless you're an estreen, that is. Then you end up looking like an angel when demorphing from a bird.
124) Rachel and Cassie have the same tastes in boys.
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125) Make sure you pay attention in school, because you never know when the lesson may come in handy for a mission.
125.1) Females of any race tend to distract the eager school boy.
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125) Make sure you pay attention in school, because you never know when the lesson may come in handy for a mission.
125.1) Females of any race tend to distract the eager school boy.
125.2) The same goes for males of any race distracting the school girl.
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126) It's safe to assume that no matter the race or species, boys and girls will still get distracted and/or fall asleep in school.
127) Anytime Rachel says "let's do it" in that insane, suicidal, rock-and-roll way of hers, a fight can't be far away.
128) When Visser 3 shouted "stop," you stopped. Period.
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129) Ospreys, Herriers and Peregrine Falcons are basically hawks.
130) Hawks are the badasses of the bird world.
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131) According to the Yeerks, there are 5 distinct classes of alien.
Class One aliens are physically unfit for infestation, like the Skrit Na, Mortrons, and Hawjabrans.
Class Two aliens can be infested but suffer from serious physical drawbacks, like the Taxxons or Gedds.
Class Three aliens are physically fit to be infested, but are few in number and can't be bred quickly, like the Hork Bajir.
Class Four aliens are perfect for infestation in every way, but are to formidable a challenge, like the Andalites.
Class Five aliens exist in vast numbers, breed quickly, are physically perfect for infestation, and are unable to resist the Yeerks.
Humans were originally thought to be a class five species, but were later moved down to Class Four.
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132) Humans cannot have their free will taken away via a chemical in hamburgers
133) If your a yeerk scientist you aren't allowed to make any mistakes
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^Is this about the knees bending backwards?
Mostly, yes. But there are various other things I think she could have tapped on
129) Ospreys, Herriers and Peregrine Falcons are basically hawks.
And, sorry but have to say: falcons aren't hawks
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I'm pretty sure it never says they are. :eyebrow: It calls them raptors, which they are.
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^Is this about the knees bending backwards?
Mostly, yes. But there are various other things I think she could have tapped on
129) Ospreys, Herriers and Peregrine Falcons are basically hawks.
And, sorry but have to say: falcons aren't hawks
Yea they re. They're a sub species of hawk.
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Yea they re. They're a sub species of hawk.
No they aren't, look.
COMMON NAME: Peregrine Falcon
KINGDOM: Animalia
PHYLUM: Chordata
CLASS: Aves
ORDER: Falconiformes
FAMILY: Falconidae
GENUS : Falco
SPECIES: Falco peregrinus
COMMON NAME: Red-tailed Hawk
KINGDOM: Animalia
PHYLUM: Chordata
CLASS: Aves
ORDER: Accipitriformes
GENUS: Buteo
SPECIES: Buteo Jamaicensis
134) Moles cant dig straight down
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135)peregrine falcons can dive 200 mph
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>>implying owls are birds
136) "A simple incident of random chance" means the same thing as "freak accident".
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137) red-tails don't get along well with many other birds of prey...unless they know them
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138) Under going a 'natural morph' will reset your morphing clock.
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138) Under going a 'natural morph' will reset your morphing clock.
139) The second floor of your house is a VERY bad place to morph elephant.
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140) If you survive the collapsing of the second floor of your house you will become an instant celebrity.
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141) People laugh very loudly and crack jokes when they're scared peeless but want to look cool.
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142) Apparently, they AREN'T everyone's hours.
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Don't know if it's already been said:
143) clastrophobia is a very common fear throughout the galaxy; from humans, to andalites, to ketrans.
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144)there's a bird called osprey!(i really never knew that before i read animorphs) :P
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145) The willies are a vague, creepy feeling, the subtle, unsettling sense that something you can't quite see is desperately wrong.
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138) Under going a 'natural morph' will reset your morphing clock.
139) The second floor of your house is a VERY bad place to morph elephant.
146) On the otherhand, if you want a brand new house with all of the extras, the best place to morph elephant is on the second floor of your house.
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146) On the otherhand, if you want a brand new house with all of the extras, the best place to morph elephant is on the second floor of your house.
147) And if you want to continually bite back swearwords as you bump into the new kitchen island that you keep forgetting was just built there, the best place to morph elephant is on the second floor of your house.
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148) When a teenager just dissappears from plain sight, despite having said teenagers entire family infested by a very powerful empire, it is better to just forget about said teenager. You should not undergo an investigation. Such things would be silly...
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149)holes in sky=possible bug fighter
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150) Apparently, the Andalites ARE aware of how cool their tails are.
...I got that from Alternamorphs...the "Cooler than my tail?" Line...
Just go to 151...
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151)things are never as simple as they seem
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152) Incontinent means you have to wear adult diapers, and incompetent means you are not able to look after your own affairs.
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152) Incontinent means you have to wear adult diapers, and incompetent means you are not able to look after your own affairs.
153) Crystals aren't only for collecting.
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152) You don’t stop hoping just because it doesn’t always work out. You get more careful. You get wiser, maybe. But you keep hoping.
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154) When flying in your various bird-of-prey morphs, take care not to be seen flying too closely together as it will attract the attention of bird watchers. But five dolphins and a shark always hang out together in nature, so don't be too concerned.
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155) Dolphins are the happiest animals on the planet.
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156: Going for "a walk" may not be such a great idea in a land filled with dinosaurs that may be attracted to what would then be the rather unusual scent of human "walking".
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157) (I am reading that book right now ;D) If you hit a nesk with your dinosaur tail, you will regret it.
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158) ****roaches are a Taxxon delicacy.(as well as any other living thing)
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159) If you're going to morph a male wolf, be ready to piss yourself silly :P
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160) No matter the species, there are still idiots among every race.
Excerpt from Animorphs #26 The Attack
"Abandoned factory?" I asked Guide.
"Not abandoned. The Worker Guild refuses to come back to work here until the Superstition and Magic Guild certifies that the place is free of the spirits of fictional characters."
I sighed. I hesitated. I shot a look at Marco.
"Oh, you'll want to hear this," he said.
"What are the spirits of fictional characters?"
Guide whined in what I took to be a humorous way. "The simple folk believe that fictional characters are at least partly real and thus have spirits who wander the city, infesting buildings and engaging in various destructive behaviors."
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161) The best way to sneak up on an andalite is from underneath.
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162) Cigarette butts could become an Andalite delicacy. =P
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162) The Howler's howl is specially designed to affect the brains of sentient creatures.
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Wasn't that just speculation?
163) Leerans can regenerate the back halves of their heads.
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164)um...hawks don't feel pleasure :huh:
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165) Andalites have porta-potties! ;D
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166) A fool is strong so that others will see. A wise person is strong for himself.
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167)being brave is about being scared to death and still not giving in
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168) Fall down seven times, get up eight.
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169) You can easily scare Yeerks by saying "Vanarx".
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170) Bark can work as a credit card if you're shopping in a crazy person's store, and by store... I mean shack.
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171) A hand held dracon beam can rip through a truck ship, sizzle a deer into nothing in midair, but can only singe fur or at most remove the limb of a person in morph
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172)yeerk technology isn't as good as andalite technology
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173) These Messages is quality programming. (Come on, even you have to admit that there are some commercials with better writing than entire TV shows.)
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174) Garatron Inspectors are unbeatable unless morph capable humans and bad guys work together!
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175) The Council of Thirteen is perfectly willing to believe that Visser Three had nothing to do with their newest member dying on Earth. Because he's been so honest with them up until that point. *Cough*VISSER*cough*
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176) If you take over a planet and your name is Visser three, then you get to become an Emporer (See book 41).
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177) Not even $57 billion can buy you a Kandrona.
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178) Kandrona generators are susceptible to very long falls from a sky scraper.
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179) Most sensible races walk on all fours or if bipedal, use a tail of some kind to balance themselves.
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Red blood is icky.
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181) Brown globules are delicious.
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182) Killer Jello does exist.
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183) Tobias is awesome as a red-tailed hawk.
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184) You should always have a backup plan because plan "A" hardly ever works.
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184) You should always have a backup plan because plan "A" hardly ever works.
184.1) Sometimes that entails having a Plan I.
185) The President of the United States does NOT wear Wing Tip shoes.
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186) You can have a hologram inside another hologram inside a third hologram.
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186) You can have a hologram inside another hologram inside a third hologram.
187) It's a bad idea to watch EITHER version of "The Fly" when spiders are involved.
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188) It's also a bad idea to watch "The Fly" when you are supposed to be turning into a fly in the near future.
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189) Andalites make better holograms than Yeerks, and the Chee makes better holograms than Andalites.
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190) Aliens keep Diaries too.
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191) Bursting free of a crow that tried to swallow you in morph is pretty traumatic. But you shouldn't sweat eating chicken later.
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192)If someone figures out your an Animorph, don't panic right away; they are probably and Andriod who is secretly on your side.
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193) The term "New Deal" was created by an android.
193a) Of course, it was during a poker game.
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194) Apparently, all aliens use the same numeric system as we do--the same numbers we get from Arabia, unless I'm mistaken.
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193) The term "New Deal" was created by an android.
193a) Of course, it was during a poker game.
Which book was that in? i remember reading it but that was when i first read the series in the late 90's/early 00's..
Im re-reading it now, but im up to book # 30 and havn't seen that line yet, least not that i remember.
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193) The term "New Deal" was created by an android.
193a) Of course, it was during a poker game.
Which book was that in? i remember reading it but that was when i first read the series in the late 90's/early 00's..
Im re-reading it now, but im up to book # 30 and havn't seen that line yet, least not that i remember.
Argh! I cant remember either, I just remember he was FDR's Butler.(I think)
Anyway, where was I? Oh yeah.
195) Trucks are large-wheeled vehicles used by humans to transport "stuff" - and they do not have the power of speech.
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196) Give a mouthless race a mouth and some human food and they will trade you there most advanced technology for a donut shop.
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197) You can travel to any planet and be able to breathe.
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197) You can travel to any planet and be able to breathe.
198) It's possible to have a book series in response to cold.
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198) However, humans can't really process the contents of Andalite oxygen tanks.
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199) Humans are not big fans of andalite liquid rations...
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200) Yeerks can infest ANYTHING as long as the brain is big enough. This includes horses, but not cats.
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201) yeerk sex is always a three way afair. :P
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202) Never try to sexualy catagorize a Hork-Bajir
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203) Andalites make-out with their hands.
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204) For most alien species, intercourse is the end...
204.5) For the above aliens, it's better to keept things platonic between mates :P
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205) Yeerks with human hosts will develop romantic attractions towards Yeerks with a host of the opposite gender, even though all Yeerks are asexual to begin with.
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206) All in all, Sex is a weird afair, galactically speaking.
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207) Mustangs can operate pretty much anywhere.
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208) "Chatting Online" is a primitive human method of communicating in short, truncated, interrupted sentences with anonymous individuals.
209) Humans have several means of communicating in uninterrupted form with known persons, but many prefer "online."
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210) Despite all the other amazing things we've done, our only worthwhile contributions to the galaxy appear to be food and motor oil.
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211) You're not fully clean unless you're "Zestfully Clean!"
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210) Despite all the other amazing things we've done, our only worthwhile contributions to the galaxy appear to be food, motor oil and commercials.
212) Apparently, humans are the only sentient species with red blood.
202a) If you do try, count the horns on their head. Males have three, while females have two.
201a/204b) Threesomes aren't always a good thing.
(Fixed #210 to agree with Ax's thoughts on These Messages)
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212) Humans, Andalites and plenty of other races have developed weaponry, spacecraft, cities, and various forms of technology. However, despite the superior intelligence of the Andalites, man is the only one clever enough to come up with the concept of television.
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213) Apparantly, it's more natural in the universe to invent the computer first before inventing books and telephones.
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214) It's possible to eat without a mouth.
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215) Unless your are a young human female, no one is allowed to ride on an Andalite's back.
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216) Bug fighters make for excellent joy rides.
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217) Lebtin Javelin Fish are common in zoos throughout the Galaxy
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193) The term "New Deal" was created by an android.
193a) Of course, it was during a poker game.
Which book was that in? i remember reading it but that was when i first read the series in the late 90's/early 00's..
Im re-reading it now, but im up to book # 30 and havn't seen that line yet, least not that i remember.
Argh! I cant remember either, I just remember he was FDR's Butler.(I think)
Anyway, where was I? Oh yeah.
195) Trucks are large-wheeled vehicles used by humans to transport "stuff" - and they do not have the power of speech.
wasn't that from 34 when someone had this essay due on a historic person?
218)lebtin javelin fish may seem cool at first but is not if it attacks you
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219) Love makes men do strange things
220) You know a guy really loves you when he's willing to dive 15,000 leagues beneath the surface to make sure you're okay; despite being afraid of water
221) Women of any species tend to get dashing young men into trouble (Ax during the Arival)
222) Andalites are sort of ****s...
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207) Mustangs can operate pretty much anywhere.
HA WIN!
sry i had to, think it was where i got part of my love for those cars.
223) Tigers can smile.
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224) Metaphorical dreams will in no way become relevant later on in life.
225) Rachel not only believes her friends to be short sighted enough not to ask what happened to the extra crocadile she supposedly burped, they actually confirm it by forgetting what Ax explained to them not more than a week eariler.
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226) A bunch of scared kids are unfit to fight in an intergalactic war.
227) These Messages are the greatest part of a human television.
228) The devil appearing during a battle in fifteenth-century Earth is not enough to stop the fighting - not for long, anyway.
229) Spending your time with politicians talking peace is boring.
230) The universe is made of stronger stuff than Homo sapiens.
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231) When you're an Animorph, the weird and insane just get boring.
232) But with Marco, there's never a dull moment
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219) Love makes men do strange things
220) You know a guy really loves you when he's willing to dive 15,000 leagues beneath the surface to make sure you're okay; despite being afraid of water
221) Women of any species tend to get dashing young men into trouble (Ax during the Arival)
222) Andalites are sort of ****s...
where was 220 from?
234)there are such things as good bad people?
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220) Was from Book 28: the Exposed.
It's the reason Rachel didn't date T.T.
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235) Your day is boring and average unless someone says yanked.
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236) Cattle prods are NOT to be used on elephants.
237) Math teachers can freeze time.
238) An impromptu speech on the French Revolution makes young wimpy kids nervous.
239) Cherry bombs make a tinkling sound.
240) There's always a Goodwill clerk who's a sci-fi nerd.
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241) There is nothing remotely odd about a grizzly bear mopping the floor.
242) It is ABSURD to even think of the Grizzly mopping the CARPETED floor.
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243) Shopping is an inter-galactic sport.
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244) Out of thousands if not millions of isolated patches of grass on Earth, Visser Three has to habitually choose spots that the Animorphs can locate or get easy access to.
245) Also, even though Visser Three has an elite guard around him at all times and there are crucial pieces of information that not all lower level Yeerks have access to, his feeding grounds are apparently not on that list. I mean, someone might need him to handle a customer complaint or something.
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246) When faced with reptilian aliens and Bug Fighters, the crew of an aircraft carrier will work with anyone to ensure survival--including wild animals with seemingly human intelligence.
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220) Was from Book 28: the Exposed.
It's the reason Rachel didn't date T.T.
28=the experiment, narrated by Ax
27=the exposed, narrated by Rachel
247)sheeps can live for twenty years
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248) Dolphin Rodeo is AWESOME!!!
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249)12%of houses have de humidifiers
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250) Some Aliens think that the stars are flowers!
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250) Some Aliens think that the stars are flowers!
251) Time travel is only possible via a giant egg. (Pokemon fans will know why I decided to go with this fact for this specific number.)
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252) Dragon flies are the bad***es of the flying bug world
253) Earth has a president named Jake
254) I love Jake (26, 53, 54)
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255)knowing the world record for long jump is useless information
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256)But Marco thinks no information is useless. (like the details of a battleship)
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251) Time travel is only possible via a giant egg. (Pokemon fans will know why I decided to go with this fact for this specific number.)
Because Celebi is Pokémon #251, is born from an egg, and can travel through time?
http://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/M04 (http://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/M04)
http://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Celebi_(Pokémon) (http://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Celebi_(Pokémon))
http://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Pokémon_egg (http://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Pokémon_egg)
When Celebi disappears deep in the forest, it is said to leave behind an egg it brought from the future.
The "giant egg" that Baranth was talking about, is of course, the Time Matrix.
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Is there any particular reason why we're talking about Pokemon in an Animorphs learnings list?
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Is there any particular reason why we're talking about Pokemon in an Animorphs learnings list?
doubt there is. :P
257)hork-bajir to raccoons is like nuclear bombs to bow and arrows
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258) A Taxxon can eat a bobcat in one bite
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259) Maybe we should take those raving conspiracy nuts a bit more seriously, especially if they start ranting about alien parasites and mind control.
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Is there any particular reason why we're talking about Pokemon in an Animorphs learnings list?
Because when I looked at the thread, the next number was 251 and all I could think of was the Time Matrix, then somehow inserted a Pokemon reference into it.
Also, Ax mentions Pokemon in #50.
Speaking of which...
260) Andalites look like Stantler in the eyes of a eight-year-old.
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49: The Diversion was the Pokemon reference.
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261) Diurnal is the oppiste of Nocturnal
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261a) And the word has nothing to do with bathroom functions.
I'm almost sure that that was used as a joke by Tobias at one point.
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261a) And the word has nothing to do with bathroom functions.
I'm almost sure that that was used as a joke by Tobias at one point.
It was.
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Which book? The Encounter #3?
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262) Tobias was better as a hawk then he ever was as a human
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262) Tobias was better as a hawk then he ever was as a human
263) An eagle has flown out of Tobias' butt (quote is in #13)
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264)Hawks tail feathers grows back
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264)Hawks tail feathers grows back
264a, 265) Unless the hawk was sent 65,000,000 years into the past. (<264a/265>) In that case, morphing doesn't heal injuries, either.
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264)Hawks tail feathers grows back
264a, 265) Unless the hawk was sent 65,000,000 years into the past. (<264a/265>) In that case, morphing doesn't heal injuries, either.
tail feathers do grow back naturally don't they? Tobias mentions it in #3
266)uh...there were tons of different aliens living among the dinosaurs
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264)Hawks tail feathers grows back
264a, 265) Unless the hawk was sent 65,000,000 years into the past. (<264a/265>) In that case, morphing doesn't heal injuries, either.
tail feathers do grow back naturally don't they? Tobias mentions it in #3
266)uh...there were tons of different aliens living among the dinosaurs
Yes, but that doesn't happen in MM2, so 264a is true.
267) It's always a good thing to have done research, especially if you're going to raid a billionaire's mansion.
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264)Hawks tail feathers grows back
264a, 265) Unless the hawk was sent 65,000,000 years into the past. (<264a/265>) In that case, morphing doesn't heal injuries, either.
tail feathers do grow back naturally don't they? Tobias mentions it in #3
266)uh...there were tons of different aliens living among the dinosaurs
Yes, but that doesn't happen in MM2, so 264a is true.
267) It's always a good thing to have done research, especially if you're going to raid a billionaire's mansion.
i don't think so because they didn't have too much time and the mecoras speeds healed him so in the end he was still healed
268)raptors without much flying experience are raptors that fly in formation which is so un-bird like
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269: Andalites have rituals for everything from the sunrise to death.
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270:Howlers hunt for sport.
270.1:If the animorphs managed to all aquire howler morphs the books wouldn't have made it past 40.
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271: Space travel is expensive, no matter what species you belong to.
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272)fleas have really really really (really) bad eyesight
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273) Fleas could practically jump off a mountain and when the hit the ground they'd live.
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Once in a hundred million years not one but two super powerfull beings are born.
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275) Want some powers? Chuck yourself into a black hole.
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276) If a giant sponge captures you, don't worry, you can simply download him like a computer file.
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276.1) And, after escaping said sponge, should you find a dump filled with discarded ships, you may choose to [somehow] merge the ships to your body to create a mega ship!
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The governor is made of tougher stuff than we thought.
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278: Aliens are fun.
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279) The scarier an alien looks, the gentler, more peace loving it is.
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Not quite true or on the flip side puppies kittens and bunnies would be morphs of choice.
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281)perigan falcons can dive up to 200mph (i think that right...)
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I thought it was 400.
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I thought it was 400.
oh whatever, i did write "i think"
282)no parent can resist a band call "nice is neat"
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it was nice is nice
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it was nice is nice
I have the book. It's "Nice Is Neat".
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guess I misread it. Sorry
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283) dont ever show anyone u feel sorry for them. help them, mock them but dont give them pity.
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284) Never use rats to sneak into a party for revenge. It may call up an unexpected pet from Visser.... ^-^
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Welcoem aboard, but for the record, they were mice. ;)
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285: If you start hearing voices near a rock in the middle of the ocean you cannot alert the media
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286)if you go looking for downed submarines, be prepared to go way in the past
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guns are out of style on most planets
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blue cubes have multiple names and uses
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the more annoying something is, the higher pitched its voice will be
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9 yr olds don't believe in magic
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but eight year olds do :P
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291) All yeerks slowly become their host. This is bad if you are a horse controller.
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291) All yeerks slowly become their like host. This is bad if you are a horse controller.
Minor, inconsequential, fix. Totally up to opinion.
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lol man tiny that was great
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292)yeerks tend to name stuff that is human with not so nice words
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293: Hollywood tricks us with "quiet" guns
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294: Animorph is one of the better book series of all time.
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295)mother nature has tricks up her sleeves
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296: Gravity as we know it is wrong
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297) There are over 7,100 uses of the word "morph" and it's many synonyms in the series (I've gone through the series multiple times to re-check the count and as of the fourth time through #26, I'm up to 7,150.)
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People I think we have found a super fan.
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People I think we have found a super fan.
Not really... I didn't get my first (seven) books until April 1997, but I did do crazy things to get books 17, 25 and 36.
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Such as?..........
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Such as?..........
25 was supposed to be a Christmas present, but I went behind Santa's back and bought it anyway.
As for 17, I just happened to see a whole row of them on a cart about to be put on a shelf, so I grabbed one anyway. That was more of a perfect timing thing.
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THIEF!
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THIEF!
Yeah, I know. They were just about to be put up with the other books, so I got one before they did.
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Eh were all guilty of something. In first grade I tripped a kid on purpose. I'm so ashamed.
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298)oatmeal is never very important in any of the major wars
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As a man who's very interested in History, I'd like to try and disprove that theory.
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Havnt you ever heard of the great food fight of 2008? Oatmeal was crucial to an ambush. From the second floor we dumped a pot of oatmeal on a squad of enemy.
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Walking around in construction sites is a bad idea.
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Wait no! That would have been awesome in real life.
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300.) A military operation against an evil alien army that controls people's minds by crawling in their ears and have giant spiny lizard shock troops can EASILY be postponed by a cat stuck up a tree.
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301) If your being harrassed it is ok to partially morph an elephant.
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302) If life is too hard for you,trap yourself in the body of a red-tailed hawk and live by eating mice everyday.
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303) If your the tough member of the group, you die.
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300.) A military operation against an evil alien army that controls people's minds by crawling in their ears and have giant spiny lizard shock troops can EASILY be postponed by a cat stuck up a tree.
What book was that from?
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I think it was just one of those early things in the beggining of the books that seems irelevent but ultimately leads to the main plot.
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2- Mysterious evil beings sometimes have websites.
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why wouldnt they? Every place has a website these days
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lol, that's so true,
305?zone41 is the holy grail of conspiracy nuts