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1000 Things I learned from Animorphs
« on: January 14, 2011, 10:32:29 PM »
     1) Thermals are warm pockets of air that are created from the heat radiating from the ground.
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Re: 100 Things I learned from Animorphs
« Reply #1 on: January 14, 2011, 11:06:48 PM »
2 - 100. what he said

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Re: 100 Things I learned from Animorphs
« Reply #2 on: January 15, 2011, 08:58:50 AM »
Tom cats, for their size, are proportionally one of the most dangerous animals.

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Re: 100 Things I learned from Animorphs
« Reply #3 on: January 15, 2011, 10:45:33 AM »
With an animal expert on hand, whose parents are also vets and zoologists, it takes three years to figure out that a duck morph is a better transit than a fly on a plane.

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Re: 100 Things I learned from Animorphs
« Reply #4 on: January 15, 2011, 11:47:01 AM »
All people outside of the United States believe in 'animal spirits'.

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Re: 100 Things I learned from Animorphs
« Reply #5 on: January 15, 2011, 12:09:28 PM »
#5) When your mother tells you not to stick your hand in a beaver lodge, you shouldn't.
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Re: 100 Things I learned from Animorphs
« Reply #6 on: January 15, 2011, 12:23:50 PM »
If you whine constantly about the ethical decision of every morph your friends choose to take, it's okay to get upset when they finally hesitate and look to you for your opinion.

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Re: 100 Things I learned from Animorphs
« Reply #7 on: January 15, 2011, 12:33:49 PM »
#7) Be skeptical of any new coed boy/girl scout clubs/organizations that crop up suddenly.
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"When life gives you lemons you make lemonade. When a dying Andalite Prince gives you the morphing power? Well then you make miracles." ~Me

“Screams of a billion murdered stars give lie to the night's peace, while we cling desperately to the few fragile spinning stones we call worlds." ~Hasturi the Mad Perseid, Andromeda

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Re: 100 Things I learned from Animorphs
« Reply #8 on: January 15, 2011, 12:46:15 PM »
That the Yeerks focus all of their efforts on one major plan at a time rather than multitasking and stacking the odds in their favor.

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Re: 100 Things I learned from Animorphs
« Reply #9 on: January 15, 2011, 12:48:40 PM »
#9) Abandoned construction sites are a lot more dangerous than originally thought.
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"When life gives you lemons you make lemonade. When a dying Andalite Prince gives you the morphing power? Well then you make miracles." ~Me

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Re: 100 Things I learned from Animorphs
« Reply #10 on: January 15, 2011, 01:05:39 PM »
when a 13 year old boy turns into a hawk and effectively disappears, there will be no police investigation asking his friends, teachers, or family where he is.
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Re: 100 Things I learned from Animorphs
« Reply #11 on: January 15, 2011, 01:16:52 PM »
#11) The pyramids were (partly) built by androids.
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Re: 100 Things I learned from Animorphs
« Reply #12 on: January 15, 2011, 02:16:18 PM »
     Military time can be solved by subtractin 12.
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Re: 100 Things I learned from Animorphs
« Reply #13 on: January 15, 2011, 03:00:24 PM »
Any plan Marco can find a flaw in is a bad one. No questions asked.

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Re: 100 Things I learned from Animorphs
« Reply #14 on: January 15, 2011, 03:07:05 PM »
when a 13 year old boy turns into a hawk and effectively disappears, there will be no police investigation asking his friends, teachers, or family where he is.

Who says anyone reported it to the police?


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