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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #795 on: July 28, 2009, 05:28:51 PM »
Rachel (in her cat morph) : Cats rule and dogs drool!
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #796 on: July 28, 2009, 10:21:10 PM »
Ax: slafskorogeigghovbd fohgodthgodfdodf!!
waitress: Is he... okay
Jake: a new record fifty-six and one quarter of a cinnabon.
Waitress: um...
Jake: He's fine you should probably get a defilibrator though... just in case.
Waitress: has this ever happened before.
Jake: Well... there is a first time for every thing.


Jake:Hey marco why was cassie crying?
Marco: Don't ask me I just morphed you and sang the lumberjack song?
Jake: and cassie has never seen monty pyton?
Marco: nope
Jake: sh**!
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #797 on: July 28, 2009, 10:30:03 PM »
Hahaha.  Those are great, Galla!
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #798 on: July 29, 2009, 01:25:32 PM »
Helmacron: Master Jack, would you bestow upon us more rooms in our Lego apartment?
Jake: It's Jake, and because you can't remember my own name, no. You're just going to have to sleep head to toe.
Helmacron: Please Master Jane, we can't stand living in this small complex. Could just a few of us live in your model of the Death Orb?
Jake: It's Jake, and it's not the Death "Orb", it's the Death "Star".
Helmacron: But it does not shine like a star.
Jake: Silence! I have spoken!
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #799 on: July 29, 2009, 01:27:57 PM »
haha parker that woulda been awesome
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #800 on: July 29, 2009, 01:30:02 PM »
Bahahaha.

Parker, that's awesome.
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #801 on: July 29, 2009, 01:31:36 PM »
That's why i would love to have Helmacrons as pets.
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #802 on: September 08, 2009, 11:54:44 AM »
Quote from: Chad28 on July 29, 2009, 01:31:36 PM
That's why i would love to have Helmacrons as pets.

Why? Because they call you Jane?

Jake: Cassie, I'll help you clean the barn on Saturday! That's the least I can do after getting you into detention in school.
Cassie: Jake, morph the tiger.
Jake: What?
Cassie: You heard me, tigermorph. Now!
Jake: Why would I do that, we shouldn't use our powers for...
Cassie: I know Jake but last time you offered to help me cleaning the barn I discovered that it was Marco who had morphed you and I still haven't figured out what he really did in there.
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #803 on: September 08, 2009, 11:56:32 AM »
haha mira thats awesome
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #804 on: September 08, 2009, 12:26:23 PM »
Wow, it's been too long since anyone's posted here. good one Mira!


Rachel: Cassie, I'm going out on a date Friday night. Do you have a pair of coveralls I can borrow?

Cassie: Wait, what? You have a date? Why would you want coveralls on your date?

Rachel: 'Cause it's with Marco. I lost a bet and now I have to go out with him. So... those coveralls?

Cassie: Right, I'll find the dirtiest pair.

Rachel: Thanks, you're a life saver.
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #805 on: September 08, 2009, 05:34:31 PM »
XD That's awesome Mira and Parker!
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #806 on: September 17, 2009, 09:01:41 PM »
Quote from: Truth on June 25, 2008, 08:15:32 AM
Jake: Cassie, SHUT UP!

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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #807 on: September 17, 2009, 09:28:03 PM »
Agreed.
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Meh. That one probably wasn't that great.

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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #808 on: September 17, 2009, 09:51:33 PM »
and now it will be locked for all time!
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #809 on: September 17, 2009, 10:05:04 PM »
ROFL
This stuff keeps gettin funnier
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