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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #825 on: September 18, 2009, 08:21:54 PM »
Visser 3: Sub Visser 8!
SV8: Yes sir?
V3: Can I confide in you?
SV8: Yes sir.
V3: I see dead people
SV8: Sir?
V3: I see dead people, all the time. They don't know they're dead.
SV8: Are you seeing one now?
V3: Yes *he starts crying* and it scares me
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #826 on: September 18, 2009, 08:38:00 PM »
Visser 3: Sub Visser 8!
SV8: Yes sir?
V3: Can I confide in you?
SV8: Yes sir.
V3: I see dead people
SV8: Sir?
V3: I see dead people, all the time. They don't know they're dead.
SV8: Are you seeing one now?
V3: Yes *Visser 3 swipes his tail blade and decapitates the Sub Visser*

I can almost see Visser Three saying that. Still hilarious, though.

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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #827 on: September 18, 2009, 08:42:51 PM »
He broke the number two Visser Three rule: Never get within striking range of Visser Three.

rule number one: Never say No to Visser Three


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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #828 on: September 18, 2009, 09:03:49 PM »
He broke the number two Visser Three rule: Never get within striking range of Visser Three.

rule number one: Never say No to Visser Three

Lol someone would say all that??
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #829 on: September 18, 2009, 09:05:12 PM »
Rule #3: Never question Visser Three's orders.

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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #830 on: September 18, 2009, 09:09:22 PM »
No, I was just commenting on the Sub Visser 8 thing.


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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #831 on: September 18, 2009, 09:13:36 PM »
(that one chee member who helps the animorphs i think his name is erek): IM GOING TO RAPE YOU
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #832 on: September 19, 2009, 02:32:42 PM »
Visser 3: <Ha! I have finally found the android who is assisting the Andalite bandits!>
Erek: Hax0rz!!!

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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #833 on: September 20, 2009, 11:46:35 AM »
Ax doing a little dance in the middle of a space battle while singing along with B5:

I see you lookin at me Tryin to figure out how I move to the beat So good Guess I got in my blood Everytime the djs spinnin my cuts I gets busy [gets busy on the one] I came to party Just to show you how it's done Fellas you can 2 step if you want to B5 giving you something to move to Thump in your trunk Make the speakers bump Hit the switch on the '64 make it jump Gotta brand new dance Can you see me stunt You can do it like me just turn it up Get low [hydrolic] Hydrolic Bring it up slow [hydrolic] Hydrolic Clean to the floor [hydrolic] Hydrolic This is how it goes [hydrolic] Hydrolic
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #834 on: September 20, 2009, 12:27:29 PM »
Visser 3: Sub Visser 8!
SV8: Yes sir?
V3: Can I confide in you?
SV8: Yes sir.
V3: I see dead people
SV8: Sir?
V3: I see dead people, all the time. They don't know they're dead.
SV8: Are you seeing one now?
V3: Yes *Visser 3 swipes his tail blade and decapitates the Sub Visser*

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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #835 on: September 20, 2009, 12:30:37 PM »
Lol.  Good one, Parker.
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #836 on: September 20, 2009, 03:02:10 PM »
Thanks ;D

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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #837 on: September 20, 2009, 03:08:09 PM »
haha park that was awesome
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #838 on: September 20, 2009, 03:30:36 PM »
I was thinking of another one, but it won't be funny unless it's in context:

Has anyone seen Robot Chicken?
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #839 on: September 20, 2009, 03:45:18 PM »
nope
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