[spoiler]The Doctor shouldered open the doors of the TARDIS, and Mel followed him in, still hauling Alain.
Right here’s good. Not to worry, just a TARDIS, perfectly safe, per-fect-ly … say, aren’t you going to freak out a bit and remark about the whole- The Doctor gestured vaguely at the TARDIS’ interior, bigger-on-the-inside thing?
No need. Where I come from, you’re on the television. Actually, wait a minute, if you’re here, where is Matt Smith?
I can see you are distraught, but talking nonsense at a time like this won’t get us anywhere, will it? That’s good, though; a little nonsense might just keep you safe around here. The Doctor produced a glowing wand-like device, his Sonic Screwdriver, from his jacket pocket. He pushed a button on it, and it produced a whirring noise as he pointed it at Alain, whom they had placed on the TARDIS’ glossy floor. Now, what have you been up to, Alain ol’ chap? I do believe- the Doctor flipped up his Sonic and looked at the readout- that we are right on schedule, and all this requires is a mild infusion of Unobtanium, and you’ll be good as new. The Doctor dug around in his jacket’s other pocket before frowning deeply. Seems I left it all in my other jacket. So much for that; I suppose just this once I can use a word on you.
The Doctor held his open hand toward Alain’s body and spoke softly, “Recovery.”
For a breathless moment, it seemed nothing was happening, but then all at once the hole in Alain’s torso clapped shut with a sound like a bubble popping, and he gasped and coughed hard as his punctured lung reinflated and started working properly again. The high colour returned to his face, despite the soot. As soon as he had his wits about him, Alain sat up and turned himself so he was kneeling while facing the Doctor.
Thank you, Deus. Alain’s head was bowed in a show of deferential respect.
Please, Alain, it’s just ‘Doctor’ in this episode. And think nothing of it. No, really, think nothing of it. If any of the other Subs find out I used a common word on you, they’ll start to expect special favours, and we really can’t have that. We are on schedule, but the events so far have been, at best, a bit of a fluke.
Isn’t that a good thing, De- …Doctor? I mean, isn’t that why we’re here?
It’s why I am here, Alain. You are here to perform your office, and you’ve done so splendidly, I dare say. Now, I imagine we have a few things to explain to Mel-not-a-ginger, the Doctor said, turning toward Mel, who had been antsy and itching with questions throughout this whole exchange, but who didn’t even know where to begin, after seeing Alain’s healing.
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H-how did you do that?
Words, Mel. In this world, Insfrea, where you are as we speak, words are power, in a very literal form. What you say actually happens.
Alain spoke up, Yeah, but you can only use each word one time, so when you say something, it’s all used up. Go ahead and try saying ‘Doctor’ again.
Mel opened her mouth to say it, but all that came out was a high creaky noise not unlike a cricket’s chirping.
See?, said Alain, You can’t do it. It’s one of the natural laws of this place, just like gravity and magnetism are laws where you come from.
Wait, isn’t gravity a law here?
The Doctor shook his head. Not at all. What you perceive as gravity is just the ongoing effect of several hundred… well, I suppose you’d think of them as monks… all taking turns one at a time saying ‘Gravity’, ‘Inertia’, ‘Mass’, ‘Weight’, things like that, four or five of them every day. It’s just an ongoing sort of spell. Now, some spells are more effective and powerful than others. The general rule of the thing is that the more common a word is in your ordinary thoughts and speech back home, the more ‘options’ you have for using it here, because of its fairly general meaning… and the rarer words are more specific but also more focused in their effect, and less likely to have secondary effects that you don’t want them to have. If you want to make something huge happen, at least until you’ve got some practice in, I advise selecting the rarest words you can think to use, so you don’t accidentally knock somebody’s kneecaps off with what you thought was an harmless word.
There are no harmless words.
Alain has a point. There are a few words that I must insist you never ever use, because they aren’t very controllable, and they tend to wreck things. Please avoid ever saying ‘The’, and no matter what, never say ‘Nothing’. We have enough problems as it is. The Doctor’s face had a faintly haunted look pass over it as he spoke the last few sentences, but if went back to its cheerfully neutral expression when Mel asked, So why am I here, anyway? I was in the library, and this book had my name on it, and then suddenly I was out there getting shot at!
Ah, yes, well. The Doctor shifted uncomfortably. Alain, you want to take this one? It is your job, after all.
Right, yes, umn… Alain winced, started to speak, stopped, took a deep breath, and started again. These… things…. do happen sometimes. To people. Ending up here, that is. What it means is basically, you’re going to be partially responsible for proving that free will exists, and if you can’t, then your universe will… not in so many words, but… will stop existing, per se. Alain gave a gallic shrug and let his voice taper off limply.
The Doctor picked up where Alain left off. Essentially, you have to be different from the woman who was here last month, whose likeness, name, personality, and mannerisms were and are in all possible ways identical to your own, and you have to do so in a way so definitive that you prove you are not behaving as a result of determinism. You have to be unique. Our position in this, as your allies, is complicated by the fact that we can’t simply tell you a way to act which is different from that of your Alternate Self… because telling you that would qualify as a form of determinism. Your own actions have to be solely derived from your own free will and agency, or your universe is forfeit.[/spoiler]
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Mel silently let that process for a few minutes, not really understanding the why of any of it, but comprehending that something was happening, and it was much larger than herself, and she was somewhere at the center of it.
Okay, so what do we do next? I mean, I’m guessing just sitting here probably isn’t one of our options?
The Doctor grinned. That’s what I like to hear! As for what we do next, we drop off you and Alain in a sector where you can commence adventuring and questing and proving your free will, and I go back where I came from. He threw a few levers on the TARDIS console, and it whirred into motion. The Doctor grabbed Mel into a quick little hug. Even if you’re not ginger, I really do like you, and I want to see you come out of this winning.
Will I ever see you again, Doctor? Since I was little I’ve wanted to meet you, and now this is all just so strange, and-
Hush, now, and save those thoughts for figuring out some useful words for later. If you do win, you’ll see me again before too long, I’ll promise you that much. Also, I think you might be able to get some use from these. The Doctor reached under the TARDIS console and produced two very familiar dog-eared dictionaries. He handed them to Mel, who tucked them safely into her backpack.
Any and all languages work here, and a universe’s Champion is allowed to bring with them the last things they touched before they were subpoenaed to come here. Right, we’re properly in Sector Five now, so here’s where you two get off.
Where am I supposed to go? What should I do?
Stay alive. Beyond that, there is no ‘should,’ only ‘can’ and ‘will.’ The TARDIS doors swung open, and the Doctor gave Alain and Mel both a firm shove out the doors. It only took a spare instant for Mel to realize that they were falling, and that the ground was quite a horrible long way down.
A sudden powerful image filled Mel’s mind, and she shouted for all she was worth, “GERONIMO!”
After a terrifying delay of three full seconds, Mel heard a billowing noise above her head. She looked up and felt the powerful yank of a massive TARDIS-blue parachute, inexplicably pouring up from a pocket which had spontaneously appeared on Mel’s backpack. Her fall slowed from a stomach-twisting plummet to a leisurely downward drift. Behind and above her, Alain was rigged with what appeared to be some manner of jetpack. Together they coasted toward the massive evergreen forest below them.
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