I sat in the car in Connor's driveway, waiting for him to show. It was bad luck he should call when he did. I was just about to take Snopian out to a new club that was opening. He was sitting in my car with me, just having gotten morphed and dressed to go. I plugged in my iPod and started up a song to kill the time. I began singing along just to poke fun at Snopian, "Snoop doggie do-ooo-wowwowwog. Snoop doggie do-ooo-wowwowwog."
Snopian looked at my face as I smugly sang at him, "You realize my name is pronounced 'Snope' and not 'Snoop'? I don't understand why you continue to make this reference when mentioning my name."
I sighed and said with a laugh, "Good grief. It's a joke Snoopy; and to be honest, the reason it's funny, is because you react so well to it."
Snopian furrowed his brow in thought and said, "I believe I have a handle on Human humor; and I don't find your 'joke' to fall within those parameters."
I rolled my head around my shoulders and said, "It's not funny... to you because the joke's about you. Well, about your name anyway. Funny is the word there. You don't find my joke to be funny. It's okay. That's the beautiful thing about humor. Different things can be funny to different people. Like not too many people find dead baby jokes to be humorous, some do. Personally, I think they're hilarious. I understand they're ****ed up, but I can't deny they're funny."
Snopian nodded, he's gotten really good at gesticulation since we've met him. He replied, "I see, that's why there are so many different comedians; different ones cover different topics."
I pointed at him, "Exactly. Too bad we couldn't go to the club; I wanted to try out my new combo."
Snopian tilted his head, "You mean your new DNA compilation?"
I nodded, "Yep. I was gonna try to go female again and see if I can isolate the 'Hot' look. The last time didn't work out so well."
Snopian chuckled, "That's because last time you forgot to envision yourself with a nose." He really began to laugh after that, "The male you approached was actually scared of you." He tried to elaborate, but couldn't because he was laughing so hard.
I rolled my eyes, "Hey, this coming from a guy that naturally doesn't have a nose. I admit it, I should look in the mirror first next time. I was just more concerned about my other parts being right. I didn't really think much about the nose. I just need to concentrate harder next time."