Hmm, this thread is similar to the 'things they would never say' thread, but I must note that it isn't quite the same.
I actually have an example that I was looking to post somewhere, but couldn't quite post it in ttwns because it is TOTALLY a thing that would be said.
Ax: <Let me see if I understand this correctly. You humans all have a machine, in your homes, whose sole purpose is to make your artificial skins wet. But then, next to that machine, in the same room, is another machine, whose sole purpose is to make your artificial skins dry again? Humans!>