New chapter.
CHAPTER ELEVEN:
Um . . . Hi?
"Still nothing, Yarin," Blue said, warily.
"Yeah, dude," Demos said, flippantly, "go eat a cookie or something. We'll let you know if we find something."
Yarin didn't particularly care for the fact that Demos did not seem to be taking this seriously at all. He said nothing, but glowered as if they would be able to see it over the communications.
"Demos, this could be important," Blue said, with a bite of impatience. "There could be a Reach armada here."
"There also could be
no armada," Demos said, carelessly.
Blue looked at him, "You've been hanging around GH too much, haven't you?"
"I don't know what you're talking about," Demos said, with a bark of gregarious laughter. "But they say that music soothes the savage Beast!"
"Ugh," Blue said.
"Oh, lighten up, Blue," Demos said, a bit more seriously. "This is a wild goose chase, and you know it."
"You don't know that," Blue said.
"Oh, loosen up, Blue," Demos said. "Remember that con we pulled on those trolls years ago?"
Blue recalled . . .
***
Blue was disguised as an old sage. He was just competent at this particular ninja art of disguise at this point in time, when he was still a relatively fresh RAFian.
Demos was singing in an huckster-style of voice:
"He'll solve your problems,
Predict the future,
He'll work things out,
So that they're bound to suit ya.
He'll read your stars,
And he'll read your mind.
And he'll find a way to
Make everthing alright.
Here's the chance of a lifetime!
Now don't you say no!
An educational, informational
Magic mystery show!"
Blue sang:
"A conjuration,
A celebration!
So, let's start the party!"
Demos sang:
"Here's the chance of a lifetime!
Now don't you say no!
A revelation, a super station!
A magical mystery show!"
Blue sang:
"Lights are dim."
A voice, lurking in the shadows, quietly spoke with a small growl, "What's goin' on here? . . ."
Blue sang:
"Things are drastic.
Just see me,
And it's all fantastic!"
The voice, quietly and dryly, asked rhetorically, "Really?"
Demos sang:
"As for payment --"
The voice spoke again, still quietly, "Payment?"
Demos continued:
"-- He's elastic.
He takes cash,
Coupons, and plastic."
The trolls gathered sang with Demos:
"Now, here's the chance of a life time,
That by now you should know.
An educational, informational,
Magical mystery show."
Demos sang to Blue, in an aside:
"What could be more perfect,
For a couple of old pals?
We provide the mumbo-jumbo,
They provide the clams!"
Then he sung with crowd of trolls:
"This the chance of a lifetime,
Now don't let it go!
A recreational, controversial
Magic mystery show!"
Blue sang:
"A functionary,
Imaginary,
Apothecary . . ."
And it was then that a branch, seemingly of its own accord, came down and ruined Blue's disguise as he was walking by.
The troll crowd sang:
"The chance of a lifetime,
Find out what you should know!
A confrontational, conformational
Magic mystery show!"
Then they realized the jig was up. But trolls are amongst some of the dumber species in existence. But Blue and Demos had seen who was responsible for the farce going south. Cloak himself.
Demos said, quickly, "Blue, let's get the heck outta here!"
"Perhaps next time, you won't con the gullible!" Cloak declared.*
***
"The one that Cloak came in a put the kibosh on? Yes, Demos, I remember." Blue said, sounding rather bitter. "I
still don't know how you talked me into that."
"Oh, you had fun and you know it," Demos said, dismissively.
"I regretted it ever since," Blue said.
"Fine. If you want to tell yourself that, fine" Demos said, with a shrug.
"Demos, turn to your right." Blue said, deathly serious.
"What?" Demos said, complacent. Then he became more serious as he saw. "They haven't seen us yet, have they?"
He was referring to the armada of Reach ships hiding in the darkness. One turned to face them.
"Yeah-huh," Blue said. "This is gonna hurt, isn't it?"
"Probably," Demos said.
Song source:
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=b9-cELrmsLs* Based off of
this. Albeit more, uh, tame.