Third new chapter of the day. I promise the next chapters will lay off the song adaptations.
CHAPTER TEN:
Title Drop
That night, the surprisingly amicable troll chief, Chief H'ryv D'tn, decided to throw a large, elaborate feast in the RAFians honor, dubbing them officially as mods. The whole festivities were led by Priestess Br'ttyn H'll'yr.
Blue and Demos were given chance to bathe and change into clean attire, though Neo Ogygian clothing was provided, not their preferred outfits, as the Neo Ogygians had no way to replicate them.
When the two RAFians emerged from their rather extravagant lodgings, Blue sang:
"I hardly think I'm qualified
To come across all sanctified.
I just don't cut it with the cherubim."
"Blue, what are you talking about?!" Demos interjected, then sang:
"There, again, they're on their knees.
Being worshipped is a breeze!
Which rather suits us in the interim."
Blue perked up a bit, singing:
"Interim, interim,
It's me and him!"
The both sang, as the approached the esplanade, gently cutting through a forming crowd:
"It's tough to be a mod.
Tread where trolls haven't trod."
Demos distracted the crowds with feats of pyrokinetic skill and mastery, as Blue sang:
"Be deified when, really, you're a sham!"
Then both sang:
"Be an object of devotion.
Be the subject of psalms."
Demos sang as he and Blue sat upon a gold statuary of their heads. These trolls were quick in construction.
"It's a rather touching notion.
All those prayers and those salaams."
Blue sang:
"And who am I to bridle
If I'm forced to be an idol?
If they say that I'm a mod
Then that's what I am!"
Then he sang in an aside to Demos as they watched three hulking troll males slice into watermelons, preparing them to serve:
"What's more, if we don't comply
With the locals' wishes,
I can see us being sacrificed,
Or stuffed."
"You have a point there. Very good thinking." Demos said. "So, let's be mods!"
Then he sang:
"The perks are great!
This place is on our plates.
Local feelings should not be rebuffed!"
Demos sang:
"Never rebuffed.
I never rebuffed a local feeling,
No, my friend!"
Then both sang:
"It's tough to be a mod.
But if you get the people's nod,
Count your blessings --
Yeah, keep 'em sweet --
That's our great advice!
Be a symbol of perfection!
Be a legend!
Be a cult!
Take their praise.
Take a collection
As the multitudes exalt."
Demos:
"Don a supernatural habit."
Blue:
"We'd be crazy not to grab it!"
Demos said, "You got it!"
Then both sang the final verse:
"So, sign on two new mods
For paradise!
Par-a-dise!"
A brief silence follows, before Blue asked, "What if Cloak finds out? He found out about both the con job and the Dairy Queen Incident."
"Oh, how is he supposed to find us here? On this remote island?" Demos asked.
SOURCE SONG:
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=dotsOGOLOHY