Maybe if they were sentient . . .
Sorry that I didn't post another chapter today, Internet got buggy. Really irritating. It's too late now, though.
CHAPTER SEVEN:
The Final Eight
. . . Except Rotiart (who wore noise-canceling earbuds), Cloak, Parker, Estelore, Oceanspray, Sakki, Richard, and Underseen. Ash wasn't captured either, due to being away, and on the inactive roster, for personal reasons.
"What happened?" Rotiart said taking out his earbuds.
"Where is everyone?" Estelore asked.
"That flute music . . ." Sakki said. "It's gone now."
"What does one have to do with the other?" Oceanspray asked, assuming the two were unrelated.
Richard facepalmed. "Of course. The flute music -- they must have been Pied Pipered out of RAF."
"Well, we must rescue them." Underseen replied at once.
"You go. I'm not going." Rotiart said brattily.
"Rotiart!" Sakki scolded, but then music started playing out of nowhere. He sang:
"I've been a moving target!
I've been a sitting duck!
I've almost been the Pootang's food!
All because somebody with more courage than good sense
Had to be rescued from their own ineptitude!
Well, if fools with not so much to live for
Want to jeopardize THEIR lives,
Maybe that should be allowed.
But I was born for higher things,
And I shouldn't risk my life like some ordinary member of the crowd!"
Estelore countered this in song:
"But, Rotiart,
That's what you do for a friend, oh,
That's what you do for a friend.
That's what you do for a friend.
That's what you do for a friend.
You hang on to the good times."
Cloak shrugged as he sang, with folded arms:
"Make 'em laugh when they're feeling low."
Esty took up the song from there.
"When the danger's near you say --"
Then all seven chorused:
"No fear!"
Esty continued:
"And you go where you have to go.
And you never back down."
Cloak added:
"And you never back out."
Esty persisted:
"Fighting, even when you're filled with doubt,
That's what you do for a friend, oh,
That's what you do for a friend.
That's what you do for a friend.
That's what you do for friend."
Rotiart took up the song:
"Zipping into danger, dashing into traps,
Rushing into an untimely end!
You foolhardy heroes will end up with your backs
Against the wall, in deep trouble once again.
Now, some may think it noble to die like that,
And be immortalized in songs about the past,
And you may think it wise
To have a harrowing demise
So life is exciting up until the last --!"
But Estelore interrupted and sang:
"But, Rotiart,
That's what you do for a friend, oh,
That's what you do for a friend.
That's what you do for a friend.
That's what you do for a friend."
Sakki saw fit to add:
"Even if you have to stick your neck out."
Esty expounded on this:
"No matter how scary it gets."
Cloak supplied:
"You go out on a limb
When the chances are slim."
Esty nodded as she sang:
"And you do it with no regrets.
And you never give up."
Sakki piped up:
"And you NEVER give in."
Esty sang:
"You keep on trying."
Cloak sang:
"Through thick and thin."
Esty repeated the chorus, with all seven singing the last lyric.
"Cute. Catchy." Rotiart said his arms folded. "Didn't work."
"Pity that you haven't a choice, then." Sakki said, seizing his ear. "Let's go."