Hello, RAF. The Chicken Guy, at 'cher service.

[SuperDude327]

'Ello, I'm new here. As this title suggests, I am the Freindly Neighbourhood Poultryman. Ask me of anything poultry, and you get an answer! Of course, not too many people will ask me about anything really. Meh. 

[Cloak]

*Swishes his cloak and enters the room, tripping and falling flat on his face.  Then he stands up quickly, standing quite stiffly.*

Hello -- SuperDude, was it?  I am Cloak, Cloaky, Cloakster -- Walker of Realms, Master of the Six Elements (Air, Earth, Fire, Metal, Water, and Wood), and RAFparodier something-or-other.  Beware -- the seal will be wanting your sanity.  It's best not to fight it.

[Noelle]

Why DID the chicken cross the road?  (And to get to the other side doesn't count!)


Just kidding, welcome to the forum.

[SuperDude327]

Thanks! Also, I think the chicken crossed the road because it wanted to find out WHAT THE HECK ARE THOSE THINGS? Oh, wait, they're cars.  As you may notice, I am IN-SANE. Not SANE, IN-SANE. With an IN. IN. SANE. PERIOD. DOT DOT DOT...

[Cloak]

Nice try -- Horse will still getcha!

[DinosaurNothlit]

So, which came first?  The chicken or the egg?  The chicken egg, that is.  I should specify that.  Because loads of creatures were laying eggs before chickens were, so that would be an easy question if I didn't specify.

Anyway, welcome to the forum!  Glad to see you're already insane, that'll save us all a lot of grief later down the line.  Although, the seal may still decide to check you for any residual sanity.  That stuff's sticky, you might have some on you that you don't know about.  By the way, I'm DinosaurNothlit, better known as DN or Dino.  See, a few years back I got trapped in morph as a dinosaur . . . it's a long story.  I'll spare you the details.

[Noelle]

We're okay with insane. 

[Stephquiem]

Anyone can see we're all a little mad. XD

Welcome to RAF! I'm Steph. Nice to meet you!

[Cloak]

Oh, and be sure to register your RAFspecies.

[SuperDude327]

Obviously the chicken came before the egg. Eggs can't go anywhere, so they can't come here. Therefor, the chicken came before the egg. It's a smart chicken. It came to me first. Stupid egg! IT DOESN'T COME!!! ... *akward silence*. Nevermind.

IM MAD, YOUR MAD, YOUR MAD THAT I'M MAD, EVERYONE'S MAD, YAAAAY!

Also, where can I register my RAFspecies? A link would help. HELPFUL LINK!

[warren_bearclaw]

*walks in sipping hot coffee*

Oh hi, I'm -

*spits coffee everywhere*

Wait... what?!? A newcomer... who WANTS the wall-o'-links?!? Uh... erm... I was totally unprepared for this, but hold on!

*runs off*

STAY THERE!

*lumbers back in, panting* Okay, okay! I got it! Someone dim the lights! ROLL FILM!

Suddenly, a large dark-brown bear enters the room. He appears gentle, and is curious about the newcomer. <Hello! I am Bear. Are you new here? Let me show you around!>

<This is the 'RAF Social' Board. We really get to know each other here. You've already introduced yourself, and you can also have your own Member Profile here, too!> The Bear lumbers back through the doorway, leading SuperDude into a hallway. There are many, many doors here.

<This door is the way to the 'RAF Projects' Board. Lots of RAFians work together on all kinds of cool stuff, like producing Animorphs audio-books and  "RAF: The Animated Series"! It's a really good show....> Bear moves over to another large door.

<Here is the 'Bored Board'. We play games and love to waste our time here! It's a lot of crazy fun. You should join us here!> Bear continues down the hall, speaking as he goes.

<These three doors are for the Animorphs Section. We discuss the books, TV show, and anything about the series in the 'Animorphs Forum'. The 'Animorphs Role Playing' Board is exciting! RAF always has active RPG's, and lots of cool players. I hope you like to Role-play as much as I do....> Bear's short tail wagged. <And we have some talented writers who share their 'Animorphs Fan Fiction & Art' in here. I like that room.> Across the hall, there is another set of three doors, side by side.

<That is the 'General Board'. We can talk about anything there... the weather, funny quotes, or anything you like! We also play all kinds of non-Animorphs RPG's in there, and we have way more neat stories and artwork in that last door.>

<Oh yeah! And there's the 'Media Area', where we talk about movies, TV, the news.... And we talk about 'Other Books' in that room!>

Bear sits on his haunches and looks at SuperDude. <It's a big place, but it's so much fun here! We're glad that you came. Tell us a few things about yourself here, and what species you are here.>

Bear begins to walk farther down the hallway, which opens into a thick green forest. He looks over his shoulder and says, <You'll see me around. Welcome to RAF!>


Well uh, there's that. In other news...

Howdy! I'm Bear, in case you couldn't have guessed. Sorry for that little textplosion there. I used to give that to all the newcomers a long time ago when I met them, but I haven't been on as much, so it's been a while. Anyways, always glad to see a new face around here. Welcome aboard, ChickenMan!

[Horsefan1023 (Seal)]

*door bursts open*

*lightning crashes*

HAHAHAHAHAH, BEWARE!  FOR YOUR SANITY--wait, you're already insane?

Aww...and this was my first day back on the volunteer job...



At any rate, welcome to RAF!  Insanity is obviously mandatory here.    I'm Horsefan, but call me Horse, Horsie, Seal, Sealie, Horseal...stick to Horse and Seal.  XP 

See ya around the forum!