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Re: Narm moments
« Reply #15 on: December 31, 2011, 05:38:41 PM »
Yeah. I'm glad they actually acknowledged it to some extent though, particularly when they're discussing Visser One and mentioning how they find her more intimidating than Three in the long run.
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Re: Narm moments
« Reply #16 on: December 31, 2011, 10:51:49 PM »
Surprised nobody's mentioned #35 yet.  That book was SO filled with narm.  The whole book was pretty much just them trying to embarrass some guy while Marco morphed wacky hybrid animals.  ::)

And (although I hardly consider this a legitimate example since it happened in such a terrible book) there was the old guy who died in #37.  All the Anis were like "Oh noes we killed him!" and it's really hard to take it seriously after all the battles they'd been in at that point and all the controllers they've actually legitimately killed.

Finally, and at the risk of sounding like I'm joining in the Cassie-bashing festivities, I have to agree with most of the points about #39, plus one more.  The whole "let's drop a whale on a helicopter!" thing.  Seriously, how were any of them even able to talk about that plan with a straight face?  :XD:

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Re: Narm moments
« Reply #17 on: January 01, 2012, 01:05:31 PM »
The whole "let's drop a whale on a helicopter!" thing.  Seriously, how were any of them even able to talk about that plan with a straight face?  :XD:

Well it doesn't sound quite so ridiculous when they've pulled Operation Anvil off once before in the first Megamorphs.

Although there's something to say about the fact that they've successfully done it twice. Oh Animorphs, you all so krazy.
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Re: Narm moments
« Reply #18 on: January 01, 2012, 11:47:20 PM »
One that I've heard about on LJ is in The Sacrifice...where Ax says he resembles a horse in some ways. Some of the LJ group took that in a different direction if you get my drift LOL

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Re: Narm moments
« Reply #19 on: January 02, 2012, 08:53:09 AM »
One that I've heard about on LJ is in The Sacrifice...where Ax says he resembles a horse in some ways. Some of the LJ group took that in a different direction if you get my drift LOL


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Re: Narm moments
« Reply #20 on: January 02, 2012, 04:44:44 PM »
lol yeah me too. I never thought that way...now what is read cannot be unread LOL

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Re: Narm moments
« Reply #21 on: January 02, 2012, 05:00:12 PM »
The eyeless mcdonalds. Freaky and funny. And angst. SO much unrequired angst.
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Re: Narm moments
« Reply #22 on: January 02, 2012, 07:09:36 PM »
The eyeless mcdonalds. Freaky and funny. And angst. SO much unrequired angst.
agreed. Loren was so scared of what she done to him
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Re: Narm moments
« Reply #23 on: January 02, 2012, 09:51:05 PM »
lol yeah me too. I never thought that way...now what is read cannot be unread LOL

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Oddly, Ax is my favorite character and it never even occurred to me to think that way.  I might have to rip that page out of my book now.  (jk, I think.)



But I have to admit, my mind has wandered to really logical places and created a bunch of Narm that shouldn't have been made.


Like the second time I read TAC.  I couldn't help but think, SOMEONE had to potty train Elfangor...at least once...and they didn't have the "just google it" option.  I won't count it as a legit Narm because it just my mind being twisty...but it was for me.


And the "The most important thing I did was marry Loren."  Sweetest line of the entire series.  Until I can imagine Elfangor with the ring sitting the public library with a bunch of anatomy books going "oh ellimist...can i really do this???  My mom would KILL me if she knew...."