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Ah, greetings.
« on: October 12, 2011, 05:14:37 PM »
Hello one, hello all. My name is, Connor and you may call me, Connor. It's formal and correct, although my visit shan't be long. Now I heard about this place from a certain member of yours, what do you call him, Gumby?

Well, hello Gumby, Or can I call you Dutch? *Sly grin appears* I just tell you that things at Yappa's are going smashingly well, we're much better off without you. Or should I say, with me? Remember this? *Draws Sword of the Guardians* It fits me very well indeed, a notch better than you I might add.

So Dutch-er, Gumby, are you enjoying this quaint little place?
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Re: Ah, greetings.
« Reply #1 on: October 12, 2011, 05:18:55 PM »
....You.

Get out of here, you ruined me there, I'm not letting you ruin me there. *Eyes shoot to sword* How in the hell did you bring a weapon of moderation through the site borders? *Looks uneasy* Get out of here, now. You have no jurisdiction here.
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Re: Ah, greetings.
« Reply #2 on: October 12, 2011, 05:37:14 PM »
*Smiles* Oh Dutch, I spent enough time in the Nether among other deleted profiles to learn how to both disarm and kill you and then completely take over your form. Do you really think some site borders could stop me?
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Re: Ah, greetings.
« Reply #3 on: October 12, 2011, 05:44:23 PM »
*Backs up defensively* Connor, are you actually trying to kill me here too? What's your plan, wipe out all my profiles across the web until I'm trapped in the Nether like you? *Considers that for a moment* Oh bugger. But keep in mind, this site is guarded by very well-trained staff, don't try anything stupid.
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Re: Ah, greetings.
« Reply #4 on: October 12, 2011, 06:41:37 PM »
<Hi, welcome to RAF!  I'm DinosaurNothlit!  At the risk of stepping right into the middle of an epic fight scene here, might I ask what's going on here?  Just so you're aware, if your plan is to try to infiltrate and/or stage a hostile takeover of RAF, you should know that it's been attempted before.  Several times.  By zombies, demons, and reverse-dimensional-clones.  If you wanna try it, have fun and all, but you might want to look up some history first.>
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Re: Ah, greetings.
« Reply #5 on: October 12, 2011, 07:07:44 PM »
Also be aware that this site is fiercely defended by an assortment of alien species, a mushroom administrator, and a sentient star who sometimes plays human.

*eyes glowing, tosses a small fireball from hand to hand.*

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Re: Ah, greetings.
« Reply #6 on: October 12, 2011, 08:21:42 PM »
Of course, I should explain all of this.

My name is Connor, and I am from a Halo Roleplaying site called Yappa's. I am in fact, Gumby's old profiles on that site. After his new profile, Dutch came to be from me, I went into quiet retirement. Until that is, Dutch, or Gumby, murdered me. Right there in the chatbox. Why? Merely because I was useless, and did nothing on the site anymore. So he ran me through, then and there.

I had no other profiles on other sites I could flee to. I sank down into The Nether, that body-less space of the internet that is the fate of all slain profiles. There I waited, waited until I had learned what I needed to know from many of the Nether's wise and powerful occupants.

I returned and administered Justice, slaying Dutch, there a moderator, with his own weapon *Flashes burning white sword* and sent him to the Nether, to suffer like myself. Only he didn't, he fled here, to his Gumby profile to escape. Thus, here I am, to finish the administration of justice. *Stares at Gumby*

So don't worry Dino, I'm not here to take over your little site, although I could if I wished. I'm here for only one of you. Him. *Points blade at Gumby* So please stand aside.
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Re: Ah, greetings.
« Reply #7 on: October 12, 2011, 08:23:26 PM »
*Scoffs* BS, you were draining energy from me in your 'retirement' and were considering a revolution. Further more...*See's sword leveled at him* Oh bugger! *Turns to Estelore and squeaks, "Help!" Then vanishes in cloud of dust for the General Roleplaying Board*
« Last Edit: October 12, 2011, 10:01:08 PM by JSF16 »
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Re: Ah, greetings.
« Reply #8 on: October 12, 2011, 08:25:42 PM »
*Smiles thinly at Gumby's vanishing* Dutch always did things the hard way. Now excuse me I have a job to do. And don't have the other members interfere, no need for innocent casualties. *Vanishes to General RP section*
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Re: Ah, greetings.
« Reply #9 on: October 13, 2011, 05:37:25 AM »
You are aware that having multiple accounts is against forum rules right? I'm afraid if this is a duplicate account it will have to be deleted.

Creating a duplicate account for any reason (even temporarily) is against forum rules, please do not do this again.
« Last Edit: October 16, 2011, 08:41:56 AM by Phoenix004 »
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