A young man around 25 years old, messy black hair all disheveled, walked into the meeting room hefting a cardboard box. He dropped the box unceremoniously on the fake wood surface of a folding table and glanced over at the little group that had started to form. He winced as the speakers gave another hissing bout of static.
"Oy, who chose the electronica?" he smirked, mostly talking to himself since the music was still pretty loud. He shook his head and started unloading bright red, expensive looking pamphlets from the cardboard box, setting them in little piles on the table next to piles of potato chips, tortillas and soda. He ran a hand through his hair and sighed, picking up a pile of pamphlets and turning to a few of the people milling around uncomfortably.
"Hi, I'm Mike, welcome to The Sharing," he said, handing Michael a shiny pamphlet on thick paper. Okay, so this was a young British man.
<You can always pick out the newbies,> the real Mike Leicester mused inside his head. <It's like some kind of weird ESP, you know.>
<Nah, s'easy, they've all got that 'deer in the headlights' sort of look,> Corliss replied, smiling broadly.
<But you don't even know half these full members, mate, we're new here too, remember?> Mike sighed.
<Doesn't matter. Everyone needs a PR guy,> Corliss said. <They'll know me soon enough.>
Corliss cleared his throat after the awkward silence. The kid looked pretty out of place in social situations. "Um. What's your name? Is this your first time here?" he asked Michael brightly.
The pamphlet read:
Welcome to The Sharing
--Changing the world, one community at a time--
Tonight: Introductory Talk by Mr. Hedrick Chapman at 8:00PM
Free refreshments
Community Service meeting, Tuesday, June 19th, at 6:00PM.
Park cleanup and barbeque, Wednesday, June 20th, from 6:00PM to 10:00PM
Full member inquiries for advanced new members are welcome at any time. No fee.
Bring your friends.