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Offline Pez001

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Match.com.....for parasites!
« on: August 04, 2008, 09:31:58 PM »
Infestright.com - Find Singles in the Empire's Largest Online Yeerk<->Host Matching Service

I'd place this near the end of the war on Earth (if it were won by the Yeerks), or just after. I tried to fit it in with the nature of their society... better to have a Yeerk and Host who mesh well and compliment each other, and this is a tool which allows that. It helps the Empire to have citizens not hampered by internal strife. It's probably not endorsed by the Empire, and there is a fee because not every Yeerk cares enough to take part. In addition to uninfested Hosts, it's also for Controllers who are so fed up with their current partner that they would gladly shell out $30 or so for a more compatible Host.

Some folks like to have one less thing on their minds, and having a Host who is on the same wavelength as you, one that compliments and can possibly even help you...

also,
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Re: Match.com.....for parasites!
« Reply #1 on: August 04, 2008, 09:50:57 PM »
Haha, that's so funny! Genius! I love it ;D
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Re: Match.com.....for parasites!
« Reply #2 on: August 04, 2008, 09:57:30 PM »
Nice! Yeerk humor at its best!  >:D
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« Reply #3 on: August 04, 2008, 10:08:54 PM »
XD Yay.
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Re: Match.com.....for parasites!
« Reply #4 on: August 04, 2008, 10:43:59 PM »
I lol'd.
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Re: Match.com.....for parasites!
« Reply #5 on: August 04, 2008, 10:48:10 PM »
Haha, that's great, dude. I can see thousands of people signing up for this.
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Re: Match.com.....for parasites!
« Reply #6 on: August 19, 2008, 04:20:12 PM »
Haha, great stuff. It's notable you spent alot of time one this. Was this an assignment for a class?
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Re: Match.com.....for parasites!
« Reply #7 on: August 19, 2008, 04:27:50 PM »
If you REALLY wanted to make an impact, you should make it so that the links GO SOMEWHERE.
It would be very...interesting. >:D
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Re: Match.com.....for parasites!
« Reply #8 on: August 19, 2008, 09:17:02 PM »
Quote from: Estelore on August 19, 2008, 04:27:50 PM
If you REALLY wanted to make an impact, you should make it so that the links GO SOMEWHERE.
It would be very...interesting. >:D

Um, the link DOES go somewhere...
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Re: Match.com.....for parasites!
« Reply #9 on: August 20, 2008, 05:40:18 AM »
Thanks, all!  ;D

Quote from: Toominator on August 19, 2008, 04:20:12 PM
Haha, great stuff. It's notable you spent alot of time one this. Was this an assignment for a class?

Nope. Can't tell whether that's sad or brilliant, but.... ¯\(°_0)/¯
It was more of a "this is a great idea, I should implement it in a way that won't eat up too much time." Hence the lack of links.
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Re: Match.com.....for parasites!
« Reply #10 on: August 20, 2008, 07:16:13 AM »
Not THAT link, MusicMan.
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« Reply #11 on: August 20, 2008, 09:03:09 AM »
Hahaha. That's funny!

It'd be funnier if it wasn't just a page. Like if it there were links.
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Re: Match.com.....for parasites!
« Reply #12 on: August 20, 2008, 10:24:36 AM »
Quote from: Estelore on August 20, 2008, 07:16:13 AM
Not THAT link, MusicMan.


Ah, I get it...

*feels stupid*
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Re: Match.com.....for parasites!
« Reply #13 on: August 20, 2008, 04:22:13 PM »
You so smaaaht Davey ^^
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Re: Match.com.....for parasites!
« Reply #14 on: August 26, 2008, 11:58:19 AM »
Omg! The link actually went somewhere! Only you couldn't do anything on the page except for a few thigs. But if u press continue nothing happens. I experimented and it didn't work. So good dramatic effect. It would've been really surprising if it worked... I loled.
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