Questions You Wish You Could Ask the Animorphs (and other characters)...

[TobiasMasonPark]

     Mostly because I'm curious, and I've thought about this before.

     1)Ellimist, why are you constantly screwing with Tobias?

[Josh (J)]

Rachel, what did you do to David?!

[NateSean]

Elfangor: Why not implant a copy of your Hirac Delest in Tobias' head so you wouldn't risk getting him infested when he went to read your elaborate message left with your lawyer?

Jake and Marco: When will you realize that cheese tastes white?

Rachel: Have you ever heard of ducking and running?

[TobiasMasonPark]

     Tobias: What's your last name?

     Rachel: What were you going to say before the Ellimist whisked you off away to God knows where?

     Marco: How did you really feel about Nora?

     Ax: Cigarrette butts, or Cinnamon buns? Bun-zuh!

[Rowrin]

Ax: Zerg or Protoss? xD

[DinosaurNothlit]

Any of them: What's it like being a bird/cheetah/dolphin/dinosaur/whatever?

Council of Thirteen: How do you figure that Visser One was the only one guilty of "sympathy with a host species" when Visser Three's nickname is "Andalite lover"??

Crayak: Where did you come from?  Why are you playing your twisted game?

Ellimist: If you were given the chance to kill Crayak, would you do it?

Drode: What the heck are you?

Any Helmacron: Can't we all just get along?

Marco: Why do you hate trash cans?  What did they ever do to you?

[Blaise Zebrataur]

Tobias: Did you trap yourself as a red-tailed hawk on purpose?

[Dameg]

Tom, what did you think when you learned about Jake?

Tom's yeerk, same question

Tom, what did you think when Jake sent Rachel to kill you?

[Lincoln]

Hey, Marco, boxers or briefs? *Yanks down Marco's pants*

[Unknown User]

Any Leeran: Is it hard to date when your date always know's what your thinking?

[Aquilai]

@Erek, EVERY possible question about the history of mankind (Example question may include: Was there a real Jesus Christ? ), ANYTHING to do with his creators, other aliens, technology, geography, art... *brain implosion*

[Dameg]

@Erek, EVERY possible question about the history of mankind (Example question may include: Was there a real Jesus Christ? ), ANYTHING to do with his creators, other aliens, technology, geography, art... *brain implosion*

Why don't you ask the Ellimist?

[Aquilai]

I'd ask the Ellimist to give me uber powers 

[TobiasMasonPark]

     It's funny how the Animorphs have contact with the Ellimist and the Drode. Like, all they have to do is say something like, "Yo, tell me what's up, or else!" and they'll bend to their whims Like Tobias did in the Change.

[Aquilai]

Plot no jutso! ^^ You could argue it's because they're special (represented by the bright lines when the Ellimist showed Elfangor the future)

@Ax: Marmite. Love it or hate it?