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Re: Things I Am Not Allowed To Do as an Animorph
« Reply #60 on: July 25, 2011, 06:32:44 PM »
302: Hit and runs are fine to annoy the yeerks but vandalizing the blade ship is uncalled for.
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Re: Things I Am Not Allowed To Do as an Animorph
« Reply #61 on: July 25, 2011, 11:39:45 PM »
303.  Pouring bubble bath into the Yeerk pool isn't as funny as I think it is.

304.  Mythbusters should NOT test how much cobra venom it would take to kill a grizzly bear.

305.  I cannot morph anything that doesn't have DNA.  I will stop trying to morph a credit card.

306.  I am not to use Plintconarhythmic physics to show my work on a math test.

307.  Those black things on the ceiling are security cameras.  I will keep that in mind next time I'm looking for a place to morph.

308.  Remember those little cards that they gave out as Happy Meal toys a long time ago during that Animorphs promotion, that supposedly had DNA on them that you could acquire?  They don't.

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Re: Things I Am Not Allowed To Do as an Animorph
« Reply #62 on: July 26, 2011, 09:30:10 AM »
309) I will not go to the Iskroot planet and sell my memories just so I can live like a king.

310) Morphing a vulture and chasing people down the street, while screaming "Give me you flesh", is not the "in" thing to do.

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Re: Things I Am Not Allowed To Do as an Animorph
« Reply #63 on: July 27, 2011, 01:25:53 AM »
311. mixing random people's dna in order to create a morph looking like a famous dead person is apparently not acceptable

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Re: Things I Am Not Allowed To Do as an Animorph
« Reply #64 on: September 18, 2011, 07:40:04 PM »
I should never give Ax a bowl of habenero chilis coated with hot sauce and jalepeno seeds just to "see what will happen"
I shouldnt try to morph 2 animals at the same time to create a new species
I shouldnt partly morph into a bat and freak people out as a vampire

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Re: Things I Am Not Allowed To Do as an Animorph
« Reply #65 on: September 18, 2011, 07:47:02 PM »
315: If uniforms aren't allowed then super-names areo ut of the question
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Re: Things I Am Not Allowed To Do as an Animorph
« Reply #66 on: September 20, 2011, 10:45:48 PM »
316 I will not call Rachel "Buffy" and ask her if she wants to go slaying

317 I will not morph chimp just to put on a costume and go trick or treating as Zira (Planet of the Apes ref, I'm a fan of it too)

318 Nor will I get my friends to morph apes with me and orchestrate an ape uprising to take over the world

319 I will not yell to Visser Three that the villiain on Tracker is cooler than him AND has telekenesis

320 I will not morph celebrities just to visit their TV show sets. Nor will I morph their wives/girlfriends just to go on a date with them

321 We had a list like this at LJ and I loved it. I remember a couple. And now I so want to either dig out the post or find the hard copy I printed out.

322 I will not yell "I choose you" before I morph

323 I will not send copies of the Evil Overlord List to Visser Three

324 I will not organize synchronized swim day at the yeerk pool

Edit: Here it is, I found it....I love you, Google

http://animorphs.livejournal.com/359283.html?view=10104435#t10104435

325 I love the Sario Rip is not a hole in the Matrix one.
« Last Edit: September 20, 2011, 11:22:28 PM by AniMel23 »

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Re: Things I Am Not Allowed To Do as an Animorph
« Reply #67 on: September 20, 2011, 10:50:46 PM »
Please number them. It makes it easier to present as a "list"
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Re: Things I Am Not Allowed To Do as an Animorph
« Reply #68 on: September 20, 2011, 11:22:58 PM »
Sorry about that.

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Re: Things I Am Not Allowed To Do as an Animorph
« Reply #69 on: September 21, 2011, 08:46:45 AM »
its fine, as long as you know in the future
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Re: Things I Am Not Allowed To Do as an Animorph
« Reply #70 on: September 21, 2011, 01:46:30 PM »
No problem :)

Should I ask permission to copy more of the LJ ones onto here for the list? It might make it easier.

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Re: Things I Am Not Allowed To Do as an Animorph
« Reply #71 on: September 21, 2011, 05:40:06 PM »
feel free to
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Re: Things I Am Not Allowed To Do as an Animorph
« Reply #72 on: September 21, 2011, 10:27:26 PM »
More of mine
326  Morphing rats, mice or insects (or large scary creatures) to freak out siblings is not appropriate use of the morphing power
327 Neither is morphing fly to land on the teacher's desk and read all the test answers
328 Or using said fly for sneaking into bathrooms where I don't belong
(there's actually a book that makes me think of that. It's called 'Fly on the Wall' and the main character wishes to be a fly on the wall and wakes up as one)
329 Tobias will not appreciate being called Polly and he does not want a cracker
330. Visser Three will not like being called Lord Vader (or would he? lol)


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Re: Things I Am Not Allowed To Do as an Animorph
« Reply #73 on: June 15, 2014, 01:41:45 AM »
331.  I will not morph in front of patients at a mental institute... no matter how funny Marco thought it was.

332.  I will not acquire wild animals and pretend to be the animal whisperer.

333.  I will not bribe Ax with the cure for fleas to get him to help me pull pranks.

334.  I will not give Ax fleas so I can bribe him with the cure.

335.  I will not tell Ax itching powder is the cure for fleas.  Again.

336.  I will not not ask Rachel to clean the carpet.

337.  I will not show off my impersonation skills over Skype or telephone.

338.  Under no circumstances am I to tell Ax about buffets.

339.  Or ask Tobias about thermals.

340.  I will not play cat and mouse with David.

341.  I will not play "got your nose" with hork bajir.  They play back.

342.  I will not play with the time matrix and insist people call me The Doctor.

343.  I will not use the time matrix to pass history class.

344.  Or to get a hover board.

345.  I will not dress as Dracula and morph a bat to win a costume contest.

346.  I will not morph an octopus and convince people I am an elder god.

347.  I will not morph a lemur and sing "I like to move it".
« Last Edit: June 15, 2014, 01:54:14 AM by donut »

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Re: Things I Am Not Allowed To Do as an Animorph
« Reply #74 on: June 16, 2014, 03:22:39 AM »

341.  I will not play "got your nose" with hork bajir.  They play back.

All of these were funny, but this one was my favorite.