316 I will not call Rachel "Buffy" and ask her if she wants to go slaying
317 I will not morph chimp just to put on a costume and go trick or treating as Zira (Planet of the Apes ref, I'm a fan of it too)
318 Nor will I get my friends to morph apes with me and orchestrate an ape uprising to take over the world
319 I will not yell to Visser Three that the villiain on Tracker is cooler than him AND has telekenesis
320 I will not morph celebrities just to visit their TV show sets. Nor will I morph their wives/girlfriends just to go on a date with them
321 We had a list like this at LJ and I loved it. I remember a couple. And now I so want to either dig out the post or find the hard copy I printed out.
322 I will not yell "I choose you" before I morph
323 I will not send copies of the Evil Overlord List to Visser Three
324 I will not organize synchronized swim day at the yeerk pool
Edit: Here it is, I found it....I love you, Google
http://animorphs.livejournal.com/359283.html?view=10104435#t10104435325 I love the Sario Rip is not a hole in the Matrix one.