I have since decided these memes are fun to develop OCs, so I'mma do it again with some newer characters. =P
OCs:
Erin
Marcus
Andrew
Ethan
Moksalo-Vihari-Terzok
how old are you?
Erin: I'm fourteen.
Marcus: Fifteen.
Andrew: Fifteen.
Ethan: Physically, you mean? I'm fourteen. You'd never know it the way I act, though.
Vihari: In Earth years? Approximately 28.
what's your height?
Erin: About 5'2". Shorter than a lot of my friends.
Marcus: 5'9".
Ethan: You are not 5'9". I'm 5'6" and you're not three inches taller than me. You're, like, 5'7" at the most.
Marcus: Maybe you grew, kiddo.
Ethan: Uh-huh. Sure. Whatever.
Andrew: I'm about 5'6", too.
Vihari: I am... ugh. I refuse to answer this question.
Marcus: Someone's bitter 'cause he's eighteen inches tall~
Vihari: If "someone" refers to me, then "someone" is bitter because a specific gaggle of guerilla humans won't leave him alone to live in isolated humilation.
Erin: *sigh* That, too.
are you a virgin?
Marcus: *scoff*
Ethan: Oh, please. Don't start pretending that you...
Marcus: You don't know.
Andrew: Marcus, you're fifteen. No one's gonna judge you 'cause you've never been laid.
Erin: I think we're all virgins. Except maybe V.
Vihari: Why are humans so preoccupied with the process of reproduction? I did have a wife back home. What occurred in our private time is no business of your's.
Marcus: Yeah, and now you're a giant six-legged squirrel, so I wouldn't count on that private business happening again anytime soon.
Vihari: I am very close to becoming hopelessly infuriated with you, Marcus. When this occurs, I cannot vouch for the honor inherent in my actions.
Marcus: I repeat: giant six-legged squirrel. I'm terrified.
who's your mate/spouse?
Andrew: Hah!
Ethan: It's not that weird of a question, 'Drew. But... yeah, we're just kids. We're not married or anything.
Marcus: Erin has a boooyfriend, though.
Ethan: Still? I'd have thought you'd have beaten him to a pulp by now, Marcus.
Marcus: After quite a bit of meditation and reading a lot about spiritual fulfillment on Wikipedia while downloading pirated music, I decided to give him a chance.
Erin: Yeah, I doubt he's gonna be proposing any time soon, though. He's not exactly happy that I spend most of my free time fighting crime from outer space with crazy technological super-powers and can't tell him about any of it.
Vihari: I don't wish to talk about my mate right now. As Marcus so elegantly pointed out, it is not likely I will ever be able to return to her.
Marcus: Hey, man, I didn't say it was a definite no. She might be totally into Djabala.
Erin: It might be a good time to stop, now, Marcus.
do you have any kids?
Vihari: No.
Andrew: If any of the rest of us have any kids.... I think it'll come as a shock to all of us.
what's your favorite food?
Marcus: Starbursts. The candy.
Andrew: Ooh, I love those. =3 The red ones are awesome.
Marcus: I like the orange ones. They are the heroin of fruit-flavored chews. <3
Ethan: I love a good fast-food hamburger and fries. Especially with a strawberry milkshake.
Erin: I like popcorn. And crab cakes.
Andrew: I'm big on vegetarian tacos. Also, Thai food is awesome. I'm vegan, though, so I'm kind of particular.
Vihari: As an Andalite... I ate grass. This morph tends to subsist mainly on leaves, although it is drawn to a variety of Earth fruits. Particularly the firm, green variety with the pulpy orange flesh and small, dark seeds.
Erin: Papaya.
Vihari: Yes. Papaya. It turns out the Djabala morph is very fond of these foods.
What's your favourite ice cream flavor?
Erin: Chocolate-chip cookie dough. What's not to love?
Andrew: I'm vegan. And honestly, soy ice cream leaves a lot to be desired.
Ethan: Neopalitan! I find it hard to choose and I love all flavors of ice cream. I love mixing stuff in, too. =D
Marcus: I like shorbet, honestly. I like sort of tart, citrusy flavors, like lime.
Vihari: I... I am not familiar with this food.
Andrew: Aww, man. We have to get you some ice cream. Do they make papaya flavored ice cream?
Ethan: I'm sure someone does. =o
have you killed anyone?
Erin: Um... I think we all have. *looks away*
Marcus: Yeah... *shrug*
Ethan: We do what we have to. We kill the bad guys to protect the good guys.
Andrew: I kind of wish it was that simple.
Vihari: It is that simple. I have killed the enemies of my people in the name of my people.
Erin: Easy for you to say. Your people aren't thrown into the line of fire by your enemies.
do you hate anyone?
Vihari: I am not particularly ashamed to admit that yes, I do.
Erin: V hates everyone.
Vihari: I do not hate everyone. There are many people I do not hate. However, as I hate all of you and you are the only sentient beings with which I have any interaction, it is natural that you would somehow get that impression.
Andrew: Yeah, whatever, V.
Marcus: Do I hate anyone? Yeah, I guess you could say I do.
Ethan: And I hate you back.
Marcus: Wasn't just talking about you, bro.
Andrew: I... I try not to hate anyone. But there are two Yeerks in particular I do want to see dead.
Erin: I... I guess none of this has hit home for me yet. I'm just trying to protect those I love; I don't hate anyone.
have any secrets?
Erin: Well, yeah. We all have the great big one.
Vihari: That is your secret, humans. It is not mine.
Marcus: Yeah, V's just hiding the fact that he's alive 'cause he doesn't want to go crawling back to the Andalites as a crippled little nothlit.
Andrew: I think we all have personal secrets. I mean, it's part of being human.
do you love anyone?
Ethan: Like, romantically? No, not at the moment.
Erin: I think I do. But how do you figure out whether you're in love with someone, or just... like them, like spending time with them...?
Andrew: It doesn't have to be that complicated, Erin. Just go with it, however you feel.
Vihari: Yes, because that's exactly how you operate.
Erin: ...?
Ethan: ...?
Andrew: Vihari, remember what I told you about what confidante means?
Marcus: I don't love anyone, like a girlfriend or whatever. But I'd die to protect my sister.
Erin: <3
what is your job?
Vihari: I was an Andalite warrior. A fighter pilot. These humans are all children, though; not even arisths.
boy or girl?
Erin: I'm a girl.
Andrew: Boy~
Ethan: I'm a guy, too.
Marcus: Hmm. Really? And all this time I thought...
Andrew: Lame. >_> That was way too easy a shot, Marcus.
Marcus: Hmm. He left himself open for it. Anyway, I'm a dude.
Vihari: I am male.
Marcus: Oh, hey, that reminds me. I was wondering a few days ago whether or not you're... you know, still a male?
Vihari: >( Why on earth would that matter to you, human?
Marcus: Because if you had been trapped as a female furry ****roach, getting on your nerves would reach a whole new level of easy.
Vihari: Then I quite nearly regret to inform you that I morphed a male Djabala, as well.
what do you do to relax?
Andrew: I'm big on music. Pretty much all different kinds. I also paint a lot, sometimes draw. And I've been picking up sculpture lately.
Erin: I like to curl up with a good book, and put on some jazz.
Marcus: Girl, I love you, but it disgusts me sometimes that I'm related to you.
Erin: Aww. I love you, too, big brother.
Marcus: I work out to relax. Sometimes I like to morph hawk and fly around a little bit, just to clear my head.
Ethan: I thought we all agreed we weren't going to do that sort of thing.
Marcus: Did we? Jesus, and here I was thinking we all still had free will and weren't worshipping the messianic leader Ethan the Great. Man, am I gonna haveta put more post-it notes in Mom's bible? 'Cause she's starting to question all the stick-figure Jesuses playing lacrosse, and I don't want to have to stone her to death for heresay.
Ethan: And I don't want to have to go drag your corpse from the Yeerk pool 'cause you blew our secret and got yourself caught. And anyway, yeah, I'm a sports guy. I like to go play basketball or lacrosse or field hockey in my free time.
what do you think your life expectancy is?
Marcus: Oh, Jesus. Tomorrow?
Ethan: We don't have any plans for tomorrow. I think we'll prolly get through the whole week, at least.
Andrew: All we really have to do is hold down the fort 'till the Andalites get here, though, right? I mean, the ones on the Home World, or the ones in California.
Vihari: Hah. With all revelence towards my brothers, the likelihood of a small guerilla group of Andalites in California managing to defeat the powerful Yeerk presence on this planet is marginally above zero.
Ethan: Wait, V's saying there's a possibility some Andalites might lose to the Yeerks? Are you sick?
Vihari: The likelihood of their success is only above zero at all because they are Andalites. Hork Bajir, or humans, or Skrit Na, would have no chance at all of defeating the Yeerks.
Ethan: Oh, okay. Good. I was scared for a second.
