Yeah, I don't think of 'axe' as often as 'ax'....I wonder if it's a US vs UK thing or something.
I have a bunch of humor feeds on my Google reader and one of them is Autocomplete Me, about the things Google coughs up. This morning I was not only laughing at the autocomplete itself but the title. "HUMAN CONTROLLERS AREN'T AS ADVANCED AS YOU THINK".
Edit: Today I saw for the first time an ad for Cinnabon flavored coffee creamer. I know what Ax's favorite 'drink' would quickly become LOL
"Ax, that isn't actually a drink. You're supposed to put it *in* your drink, your coffee to flavor it."
<But it tastes much better on its own.>