The atmosphere of the small planetoid that was home to the eclectic bar was broken by yet another ship. This one was of the 'flying saucer' variety that marked it an obvious part of the Skrit Na scavengers. As random and nomadic as the race was, the ship arriving wouldn't be that unusual. What was unusual, however, were the screams coming over any open com channel that could or would pick them up.
"May Day!" The young brunette human girl, who looked more like she should be sleeping through 10th grade math than sitting at the controls of an advanced (to her) starship, shouted. "April Day, June Day, whatever Day gets me out of this stupid thing! Help!"
Not so very long ago at all, Vanessa Eldridge had been an ordinary girl. She liked watching movies, mainly comedies though some action and romance poked in at either side of the scale sometimes, and she liked rollerblading, cooking, and drawing. She was average in school, getting decent grades but nothing to earn trophy for. In all, Vanessa wouldn't have earned any of the 'most likely to' awards. And she was most definitely not 'most likely to be abducted by idiotic space aliens who couldn't differentiate between an important human that was worth snatching and a tired girl who just wanted to walk from school to the mall without getting kidnapped by refugees from a Mystery Science Theater film, damn it'. For one thing, the plaque would have to be enormous.
But here she was. Ten minutes earlier, Vanessa was being dragged kicking and yelling from the empty room that she had been tossed into moments after being abducted. It was one of the grey aliens that was pulling her, at least, rather than one of the ugly ****roaches. That much she had been grateful for. But whatever they wanted her for, wherever the grey alien was pulling her, she wanted no part of. No siree.
Then, in the midst of her struggle, the aliens, all of them, had simply vanished. Vanessa had fallen onto her butt with a yelp of surprise. After looking around with a mixture of suspicion and disbelief for a moment, she decided not to look the gift horse in the mouth. Heck, for all she knew, these aliens had been abducted as some kind of karmic retribution for abducting her. Still though, she had been briefly sure that the aliens would come back. So she took the opportunity to run and find a good hiding place. That lasted for about 2 minutes before she'd realized that if the aliens didn't come back, all hiding was going to do was ruin her chances of getting home. And possibly result in a flaming kablooey of death when the ship rammed into something.
During her run and hide phase, Vanessa found what looked like Star Trek's prop room. A whole pile of high tech odds and ends, including some kind of laser gun. Figuring whatever was in the same pile might come in handy, she had taken her backpack that used to contain her schoolwork and filled it to the brim with everything it could carry. Then she took the blaster gun thing to protect herself. Because she didn't figure she could count on everything that might hurt her being as nice as the stupid grey aliens and ****roaches had been by disappearing.
After loading her backpack down, Vanessa had hurried up to the front of the ship. The idea had been to land the thing somewhere. But that idea was lost in translation since she had absolutely no idea of how to do that. Instead, she found herself hitting buttons at random, praying one of them was a radio, while she shouted and plead for help from anyone who would listen.
"Oh god, someone please tell me how to land this stupid thing. Or better yet, beam over here and do it yourself. Captain Kirk! Someone get me Captain Kirk! Or Picard! Or Data! I'll even settle for Sulu, people! Sulu! We are at Sulu level desperation, guys! Anybody?"