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Re: Remember that time that we proved that Jax wasn't a Yeerk?
« Reply #45 on: June 18, 2008, 02:16:48 PM »
Well they couldn't find anything in his head because he morphed you. BURN!!!!!


Oh my. What have I started..........

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Re: Remember that time that we proved that Jax wasn't a Yeerk?
« Reply #46 on: June 18, 2008, 02:17:49 PM »
ouch. estelore, do you need some ointment for that BURN???!!!
RAFDating Marie. Jealous?



And then Buffy staked Edward. The End

Basically I put everyone who looks like a good guy in Gryffindor and everyone who looks like a bad guy in Slytherin. The rest can go wherever the hell they want, I don't care.

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Re: Remember that time that we proved that Jax wasn't a Yeerk?
« Reply #47 on: June 18, 2008, 02:20:28 PM »
Well, as burns go, I AM a star, so it's a fairly commonplace experience for me.
The reason he couldn't find anything in Jax's/my head: my brain isn't located in my HEAD. ;)

Anyway, by that point, Rob Zombie showed up, along with Bob Marley and Carol Channing. THAT was when things got interesting.
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Re: Remember that time that we proved that Jax wasn't a Yeerk?
« Reply #48 on: June 18, 2008, 02:35:31 PM »
Mostly because we all got higher than telephone wires just off of Marley's aura. At that point I realized I could draw reality and started designing myself wings with built in radios that played the Beatles.
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Re: Remember that time that we proved that Jax wasn't a Yeerk?
« Reply #49 on: June 18, 2008, 02:45:58 PM »
Then, Carol Channing had to give Toomin CPR, because he had had a heart attack upon meeting his idol.
It wasn't pretty.
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Re: Remember that time that we proved that Jax wasn't a Yeerk?
« Reply #50 on: June 18, 2008, 02:53:40 PM »
I think that's when Jax started that huge musical number, I still don't know where those backup dancers came from, not to mention Robert Downey Jr.'s kazoo solo...

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Re: Remember that time that we proved that Jax wasn't a Yeerk?
« Reply #51 on: June 18, 2008, 02:58:29 PM »
Perhaps I was just lost in the CPR but I was baffeled at how he played it through the suit............

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Re: Remember that time that we proved that Jax wasn't a Yeerk?
« Reply #52 on: June 18, 2008, 03:13:15 PM »
Now that you mention it, that WAS a bit uncanny....
Anyway, Ellen DeGeneres shows up, OUT OF THE BLUE, and the back-up dancers all commit suicide instantly, because they will never gain the fame that she has gained for dancing.
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Re: Remember that time that we proved that Jax wasn't a Yeerk?
« Reply #53 on: June 19, 2008, 09:36:58 AM »
Well all of them except the one blond guy Jax was snogging, I don't think he care much.

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Re: Remember that time that we proved that Jax wasn't a Yeerk?
« Reply #54 on: June 19, 2008, 01:25:37 PM »
Yeah, but didn't he turn out to be one of the old Backstreet Boys?
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Re: Remember that time that we proved that Jax wasn't a Yeerk?
« Reply #55 on: June 23, 2008, 12:09:21 AM »
No, his name was Rafe, and it turned out he had this cute little birth mark on his-

Well, that's for me to know. ;)

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Re: Remember that time that we proved that Jax wasn't a Yeerk?
« Reply #56 on: June 23, 2008, 07:08:06 PM »
(Nice of you to join us, Jax!)

Oy...I'll just let you keep NOT telling us where the cute little birth mark was....


Anyway, after that the nuclear explosion went off at the nearby testing facility, and we all had to be treated for radiation poisoning and burns, even though I absorbed virtually all the energy involved.


Stupid Human quarantine laws....
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Re: Remember that time that we proved that Jax wasn't a Yeerk?
« Reply #57 on: June 23, 2008, 10:20:24 PM »
Yeah, sorry, it's hard to pay attention when {Content blocked for Estelore} of course we still ate all the cupcakes.

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Re: Remember that time that we proved that Jax wasn't a Yeerk?
« Reply #58 on: June 23, 2008, 11:10:23 PM »
{Thanks for blocking the content. My mind is corrupt enough. ;)}

Yeah, but I think that someone might have put ex-lax in the cupcakes...or that could have just been the rad-poisoning messing with his system...'cause Duff was running for those bushes in a HURRY!
The universe is, instant by instant, re-created anew. There is, in truth, no Past, only a memory of the Past. Blink your eyes, and the world you see next did not exist when you closed them. The only appropriate state of the mind is surprise. The only appropriate state of the heart is joy. The sky you see now, you have never seen before. The perfect moment is now. Be glad of it.

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Re: Remember that time that we proved that Jax wasn't a Yeerk?
« Reply #59 on: June 24, 2008, 12:34:50 AM »
Really? I could have sworn he was running from my Pookie (current avatar) It sure was fun messing with that life form creator...
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