I know I've told you this before, but oh well.
We went on a road trip to Las Vegas after we graduated. We then got very drunk and shambled into one of those drive through type chapels (no we weren't driving). It took about a week to get it annulled, which we had to lie about some stuff so that we wouldn't have to get divorced cause that would be a pain. We almost went with it though, for tax benefits.
For the sake of anyone reading this, this is not part of the story, it really happened.