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Re: Remember that time that we proved that Jax wasn't a Yeerk?
« Reply #30 on: June 09, 2008, 11:19:55 AM »
When you told it the first time, I thought that you were kidding.
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Back to the story!

Duff and Jax both seemed rather into it, so we had to pull them apart, 'cause I was getting worried. Unfortunately, I shoved Duff into the nearest tree (because I was trying so hard to separate them), and he got a six-inch splinter stuck in his rear end.
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Re: Remember that time that we proved that Jax wasn't a Yeerk?
« Reply #31 on: June 09, 2008, 11:22:04 AM »
I of course ended up having to remove the splinter. That's about the time that the Zombies showed up.
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Re: Remember that time that we proved that Jax wasn't a Yeerk?
« Reply #32 on: June 09, 2008, 11:25:02 AM »
Wait...do you mean Rob Zombie, or the ACTUAL zombies? 'Cause we met both of them, y'know.
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Re: Remember that time that we proved that Jax wasn't a Yeerk?
« Reply #33 on: June 09, 2008, 12:23:45 PM »
Rob Zombie came the next week, remember? These were the actual zomies. and man, they were awful.
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Re: Remember that time that we proved that Jax wasn't a Yeerk?
« Reply #34 on: June 09, 2008, 01:07:57 PM »
Oh yes, most horror movies fail to depict just how much they reak. I mean, they're dead for crying out loud. A zombie can never sneak up on you, you can smell them coming from a mile away. For some strange reason there's always a peice of their thigh missing too, making them so slow a mile away is plenty of warning.
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Re: Remember that time that we proved that Jax wasn't a Yeerk?
« Reply #35 on: June 09, 2008, 01:11:23 PM »
They also made that annoyingly loud moaning sound...or was that Jax...?
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Re: Remember that time that we proved that Jax wasn't a Yeerk?
« Reply #36 on: June 09, 2008, 01:22:51 PM »
Actually I think that was Duff.

And that smell was that case of a a gross of rotten eggs they had on base for some reason. Lucky for us all the zombies ended up cracking 'em otherwise they would have eaten Toomin.
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Re: Remember that time that we proved that Jax wasn't a Yeerk?
« Reply #37 on: June 09, 2008, 03:19:21 PM »
He DOES look more edible than the average human....
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Re: Remember that time that we proved that Jax wasn't a Yeerk?
« Reply #38 on: June 09, 2008, 03:35:49 PM »
I was drunk that night, so all I really remember was seeing Jax rubbing his ear alot (heh tv show)
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Re: Remember that time that we proved that Jax wasn't a Yeerk?
« Reply #39 on: June 10, 2008, 07:15:10 AM »
Well, that's cause Duff's moans were so loud.
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Re: Remember that time that we proved that Jax wasn't a Yeerk?
« Reply #40 on: June 10, 2008, 08:20:41 AM »
Yeah, that's right.

It's too bad kenny got bit, least I think he did...
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Re: Remember that time that we proved that Jax wasn't a Yeerk?
« Reply #41 on: June 10, 2008, 10:18:47 AM »
Yeah, he did, but it wasn't the zombies. It was Anna.
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Re: Remember that time that we proved that Jax wasn't a Yeerk?
« Reply #42 on: June 18, 2008, 01:40:49 PM »
Who may or may not have had Rabies at the time...so, of course, we ALL had to get vaccinated...OUCH.
Then, the zombie crickets attacked after I stomped them, but that's another story, for another time.
After the crickets, Richard Simmons showed up.

Naturally, to save ourselves, we had to call in Chuck Norris, and the resulting explotion of Awesome and Anti-Awesome caused the deaths of an entire herd of Caribou.
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Re: Remember that time that we proved that Jax wasn't a Yeerk?
« Reply #43 on: June 18, 2008, 02:10:01 PM »
Which were all resurrected and added to the army by the Necromancer Cricket of Doom.
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Re: Remember that time that we proved that Jax wasn't a Yeerk?
« Reply #44 on: June 18, 2008, 02:14:08 PM »
Naturally, we couldn't just allow an army of zombified, brain-eating arctic deer to run rampant on the world, so we simply launched them all into space (with a little help from my pal Louie at NASA), keeping one to use to threaten Jax into admitting that he was a Yeerk.

Apparently, the zombie Caribou couldn't find anything inside his head to eat, though...so that idea just didn't work out so great....


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