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Animorphs Role Playing / Re: Somehow, the Galaxy's Edge Space Bar Returned
« Last post by Shenmue654 on Yesterday at 12:49:31 AM »
Dekket listens to Samantha's story and sips his redin, nodding grimly. In many ways it reminded him a bit of the stories of the old Yeerks he knew. Most of them had been peacefully minding their own business before they, too, had been effectively handed a Dracon on a foreign world and told they were at war. They got more training than that, but the feeling seemed to rhyme. She downplayed it with humor but that's what it came out to.

When she asks about the "wrong man" comment, he says, "Oh, no, wrong idea. See, for some reason...I'm pretty sure this isn't my van." He pronounced the word like the name "Vaughn." "That is, my host. The host I was assigned. But I..." Dekket frowns, running a hand through Andrew's blonde hair. "...can't remember who my van was. Which does not make any sense. Yeerks have a near-photographic memory..."

Suddenly, Puck chirps cheerfully at him, likely in response to his "magic" comment, and he turns, since she's clearly trying to get his attention. She plays a little ditty, and that's when the universe itself seems to turn sideways in Dekket's stomach. He nearly stumbles out of his chair, his eyes wide, upon seeing the potted plant appear out of thin air. It looked absolutely real. Puck said it wasn't real, but he could practically see the moisture on the tips of the leaves. Puck goes on about someone using magic to turn invisible like it was the most normal thing in the world. Dekket is still staring at where the potted plant was, reaching his hand over the bar in a grasping motion towards the empty space.

He shakes his head and immediately turns toward Puck. "How did you do it?" he blurts out. "Holograms? High-end stuff, like Gravestone's hologram? But it looked so real! Incredible technology. Can I see the pipes? How do they work?" He was asking questions faster than he could think, but he did want to know. He was a gunner. New, exciting technology sent a thrill through his spine! She said "magic," but that must have just been the local term for a unique mechanism and method. He had to know how it worked!
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Animorphs Role Playing / Re: Somehow, the Galaxy's Edge Space Bar Returned
« Last post by Count F on March 27, 2026, 12:26:31 PM »
Pluck's head twitches from left to right, listening to the conversation between Samantha and Dekket, but clearly far from understanding it. She didn't have any idea what a "Spotify playlist" or "r-selected prey species" were, nor what was meant by these hand gestures that Samantha made. And being "abducted by aliens" couldn't have been that common, if she'd never heard of it. Whatever Dekket was drinking, she wasn't familiar with either. She quietly observes the two, poking her beak back into her cup to drink more of her blackberry juice. She was starting to feel a little foolish again, as whatever they were talking about was going completely "over her head," as Norren put it. Finally, though, Dekket asked something that Pluck was pretty confident in answering.

"Magic? There's nothing unnatural about that!" She immediately perks up and starts fishing around in the bag strapped to her hip. "Watch this!" She retrieves a set of birdpipes from her bag and holds it up to her beak, gently playing a note while gesticulating with her free wing-hand over the bartop. Suddenly, a small potted plant seems to appear under her hand, and Pluck stops playing rather suddenly as she talks again. "See?" she says excitedly, gesturing at the plant that had just appeared, as if it wasn't very conspicuous. "It's not real, but if it were a real plant, I'd be able to talk to it too! So could Mama, she could even talk to the animals at home!" Pluck starts talking faster as her excitement builds, and her feet start bouncing as they dangle from her barstool. "Del - that's my brother's husband - can even turn invisible, which is SO cool! He even showed me that if I use the glowing spell on him while he's invisible, I can see him again!" Pluck excitedly snaps her head back toward Dekket and Samantha, eager to see their reactions.
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Animorphs Role Playing / Re: Somehow, the Galaxy's Edge Space Bar Returned
« Last post by Gumby on March 19, 2026, 02:00:12 AM »
"Well, from what I've learned recently I think the answer is as old as time. Y'know, abducted by aliens." Sam said to Puck. "First thing you know you're scrolling through your spotify playlist on a field trip, next thing you're waking up without any heartbeat and being told -for lack of better words- 'get ready to die' before getting booted out the door onto a place you've never seen under a star that just looks sliiightly different from home. Then, y'know. Bang-bang." Sam made finger-guns in the air to emphasize the point. Then, slowly taking a seat by the bar, she watched with curiousity as Dekket was poured a tall glass of motor oil.

"It was a pretty jacked-up thing to happen to a girl, yeah. Even worse for a lot of others cuz, y'know." She said to Dekket, and stuck a finger-gun to her head and made a soft 'boom' sound. A thought wriggled into her mind. So, you done trauma dumping yet? She smiled and waved a hand apologetically. "Whoa that got dark fast. Don't mind me, I'm working out out ahh.. respectable behavior again." She waved a hand for the weirdly uncanny valley, 99%-but-not-quite normal looking man behind the bar just as Dekker made a further comment which snagged her attention. She perked her head over, hands folding in front of her. Watch your six, you're open. The old implanted memories rattled in her head, warning her, nagging her to be mindful of anyone who might come up behind her and stick a knife in her or punch a hole.

"Wrong man? You're not the first time here then?"
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Animorphs Role Playing / Re: Somehow, the Galaxy's Edge Space Bar Returned
« Last post by Shenmue654 on March 16, 2026, 09:02:44 PM »
"I might actually know a Yeerk who could be in the running for 'galaxy's most raging dickhead,'" Dekket jokes. He looks towards the Bartender in an aside and says, "Redin karlitt, top shelf," smiling a little. The bartender nods in response and says nothing, taking a container of almost mud-black liquid down from the shelf. Dekket blinks. It didn't make sense. It was almost more of a quip at the establishment than a real request, but he still seems to be filling it, mixing the black liquid with water as required. The bartender slides the liquor across to Dekket within minutes.

"Right, pleased to make your acquaintance Samantha," Dekket says, a bit weirded out but otherwise slipping right back into pleasant conversation. "My people were in a way all child soldiers. Largely because we're an r-selected prey species that reaches adulthood in barely a year, who were designed to thrive in nutrient-rich muddy pools we no longer have access to in the same way. So it's not really the same. But..." Dekket's face softens. "...for a human, that must be the most wretched thing in the world. I am truly sorry."

Dekket smiles at Pluck. "And that's why I have nine hundred siblings! No one knows nine hundred people. And yes, I live in this man's head and control his body. Although..." Dekket drums his fingers on the wooden table. "...I am fairly sure he is the wrong man. Which bothers me." He looks at Pluck. "Do you come from a place with...unnatural phenomena? Magic? Something we could judge? Something is queer about this place."
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Animorphs Forum Classic / Re: Why Visser Three Isn't Actually Stupid
« Last post by YeerkSalad on March 13, 2026, 05:27:09 PM »
A good adage to live by.  Sadly I vaguely remember having splattered this place with rancid words as a middle-schooler.   So I may need to dig through my history and make some redactions.  Whether embarrassing or downright compromising to my safety.
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Animorphs Role Playing / Re: Somehow, the Galaxy's Edge Space Bar Returned
« Last post by Count F on March 11, 2026, 01:11:37 AM »
Pluck blinks at Dekket, stunned speechless for a moment. "Wow," she eventually starts, clearly amazed. "You live in the Human's head and control his body? And you have nine hundred brothers and sisters!?" She moves her hat and starts scratching at a pin feather underneath it, not breaking eye contact with Dekket. "That's... sorry, I've never heard of anything like that. That's really cool!" She leans a little closer, while still making sure to respect Dekket's personal space. "How do you even have that many siblings!? I only have one brother, and I've met some people with, like, fifteen brothers and sisters, but nine hundred? That's incredible, no wonder you don't know most of them, I don't know nine hundred people!" The crow girl was so impressed with the large number, that she seemed to miss the implications of Dekket controlling the human's body.

She blinks and turns to Sam. "Samantha-Lee, you said? I'm so sorry, I didn't mean to ignore you. You were... a child soldier?" She sits back in her stool for a moment as this information seems to sink in, and she calms down quite a bit. "Jeez, that sounds really crazy. How does something like that even happen?" She shakes her head, clearly finding this a little hard to process. "I can't even imagine being a soldier, and as a kid? I just grew up on a farm."
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Animorphs Role Playing / Re: Somehow, the Galaxy's Edge Space Bar Returned
« Last post by Gumby on March 10, 2026, 01:49:33 AM »
"Until recently I'd have agreed. On the numbers in names thing, I mean." Sam explained, keeping eyes on the distractingly bird-like bird critter as it ****ed and bobbed its head. Like a pigeon. she thought. "Turns out things are a little more, diverse in the human-verse than I figured."

And then things took a weirder turn.

<Brain control, little creature. Wait, isn't this like that Star Trek movie dad kept rewatching? Where Kirk was screaming 'KHAAAAN'?> Sam pondered.

<Is that a question to me?> Cas said.

<It was an observation, jeez. But you ever heard of a Yeerk, oh resident alien?>

<You are from earth, you are then familiar with every human culture?>

Sam deferred quietly. She nodded tactly towards Dekket. "Well, I guess we learn something new everyday. Pretty big galaxy ainnit?" The request she almost missed from the bird-creature -Pluck- snapped to mind. She instinctively offered a hand towards it, before it clicked that the gesture might not be understandable or reciprocal. "Samantha-Lee Muriwaya. Former-former resident of earth, most recently former child soldier for someone who's definitely in the top running for galaxy's most raging dick head on a truly awful, no-good very bad place called Casanaly."

"I got here about.. I want to say, a day or two ago? Honestly its a little fuzzy. I got dropped off here by someone who I am reasonably sure is coming back, but had to take care of a few things."
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Animorphs Role Playing / Re: Somehow, the Galaxy's Edge Space Bar Returned
« Last post by Shenmue654 on March 09, 2026, 03:41:37 PM »
Dekket smiles a bit at the bird. Wherever she was from, she clearly wasn't familiar with his own species at all. He'd definitely never heard of this "Everfen" place, nor of any species called a Kenku, so that most likely meant they had not yet been contacted. He muses on what that might mean internally. <If that's the case then how is it that she knows what a human is, I wonder...Maybe it's just a coincidence? A similar word for a similar species, convergent evolution and linguistics?>

<Beats me, ****. And it ain't my problem either way. Seeing as I can't talk to her or anyone else for that matter. It's fun feeling you guess though. You're not usually at a loss, are you?>

<Palps from the bottom reaches aren't appreciated,> Dekket snipes back.

"I'm actually not human," he says casually. "I'm a Yeerk."

Dekket points a finger at his skull. "My host is called a human, but I'm a small creature inside here, on top of the brain. That allows me to control this body." He didn't really have any idea how much Pluck knew about how the brain worked, so he had to add that. "The numbers indicate our birth order. I have nine hundred siblings. I don't know most of them."
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Animorphs Role Playing / Re: Somehow, the Galaxy's Edge Space Bar Returned
« Last post by Count F on March 09, 2026, 01:18:42 PM »
Surprised, Pluck turned her head toward the other person who had just spoken up. Odd, she hadn't noticed anybody other than the bartender when she walked in. She ****ed her head at the woman, a very birdlike motion. "Mhm," she mumbled, righting her head and nodding, but still unable to break eye contact with the woman. Pluck wasn't trying to stare her down, but she was just so distracted by her own confusion. Something was off, it had to be. She had just appeared at this tavern with no knowledge of how she'd gotten there, other people were seemingly appearing out of nowhere, and nobody else had ever been here either.

Suddenly, she had remembered something - a brief memory from the night with the blackberry wine, when she had met Lady Greta. Much of the night was a blur; not just because of the wine, but also because of her encounter the next day with the witch, the werewolf, and the forest full of bleeding trees that kidnapped children. But now, one moment came back to her clear as day. When she first saw Lady Greta's armor, its shine was so enthralling that she just couldn't stop looking at it, and Norren told her that it was bad etiquette to stare. Recalling this, Pluck realized that she was still looking at the stranger, and slightly embarrassed, turned to take another beakful of her drink.

"Nice to meet you too, Dekket Eight-Five-Eight," she said, turning back to the human that had accompanied her back to the bar. "That's a funny name. I've met Humans, but not with numbers in their names." There was an innocence in her voice that makes it clear that this comment is not meant to insult, but is simply an observation. "Don't think I've met anybody with numbers in their name. People who aren't Kenku can't pronounce my name though, so that's just why I say it's Pluck. I'm from near Everfen, if you know where that is." She turned back to the other human, the woman. "What's your name?"
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