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Offline Baranth

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Re: 1000 Things I learned from Animorphs
« Reply #120 on: January 20, 2011, 05:24:48 PM »
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See #10: The Alien

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105: Your parents will bring up uncomfortable sexual topics if they can't come up with a way to punish you.

     LMFAO, I just read that one, too :P

     106) Next time your parents go out hunting for a new lawnmower, you may just want to go with them--just to be sure...

107: Androids are superior at EVERYTHING. Even Rock, Paper, Scissors. (which is ironic since scissors cuts paper, thus hurting it and violation their programming)
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Re: 1000 Things I learned from Animorphs
« Reply #121 on: January 20, 2011, 06:41:19 PM »
108: Always give bugs fair warning before you squash them... You'll never know...  :-\
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Re: 1000 Things I learned from Animorphs
« Reply #122 on: January 20, 2011, 08:26:54 PM »
109) If you cut your leg with a shard from an alien spaceship, it will need to be amputated due to some bizarre and unexplained infection.
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Re: 1000 Things I learned from Animorphs
« Reply #123 on: January 21, 2011, 12:20:17 AM »
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109) If you cut your leg with a shard from an alien spaceship, it will need to be amputated due to some bizarre and unexplained infection.

Say what???

110) No matter how many times you tell Ax otherwise, they will never be his hours or minutes.
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Re: 1000 Things I learned from Animorphs
« Reply #124 on: January 21, 2011, 01:55:31 AM »
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109) If you cut your leg with a shard from an alien spaceship, it will need to be amputated due to some bizarre and unexplained infection.

Say what???

That happened in the kangaroo book.

111) Male wolves stop to pee A LOT.
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Re: 1000 Things I learned from Animorphs
« Reply #125 on: January 21, 2011, 02:06:10 AM »
Ah. Sorry, I barely remember that one, need to go reread it.

112) Collasal/Giant Squids have the largest eyes on Earth.
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Re: 1000 Things I learned from Animorphs
« Reply #126 on: January 21, 2011, 12:29:07 PM »
     113) The government gets excited over any proof of alien life; even if it is just a toilett.
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Re: 1000 Things I learned from Animorphs
« Reply #127 on: January 21, 2011, 12:38:56 PM »
114) Andalites can swim, but it's an awkward thing to see.
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Re: 1000 Things I learned from Animorphs
« Reply #128 on: January 21, 2011, 03:03:57 PM »
Quote from: Gumrad on January 21, 2011, 02:06:10 AM
Ah. Sorry, I barely remember that one, need to go reread it.

112) Collasal/Giant Squids have the largest eyes on Earth.

It's ok... Most people skip over #44 these days. Those people are what I like to call ignorant.

115. It's a CROCODILE, not an ALLIGATOR! (Sorry... I'm re-reading #12 right now...)
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Re: 1000 Things I learned from Animorphs
« Reply #129 on: January 21, 2011, 03:50:45 PM »
Quote from: Gumrad on January 21, 2011, 02:06:10 AM
Ah. Sorry, I barely remember that one, need to go reread it.

112) Collasal/Giant Squids have the largest eyes on Earth.
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116)if you order happy meal with extra happy,don't go through the walk in refrigerator or you'll be blind
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Re: 1000 Things I learned from Animorphs
« Reply #130 on: January 21, 2011, 04:48:52 PM »
Quote from: Baranth on January 21, 2011, 03:03:57 PM
It's ok... Most people skip over #44 these days. Those people are what I like to call ignorant.

I've read it, it was just several years ago. I'm pulling it off my shelf to reread as soon as I'm done with this post.

117) Hawk or whale, there is no prey Tobias can't take down.

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118) When the dust settles and the war ends, not everyone goes home.
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Re: 1000 Things I learned from Animorphs
« Reply #131 on: January 23, 2011, 04:11:12 PM »
119) Beethoven was a horrible man
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Re: 1000 Things I learned from Animorphs
« Reply #132 on: January 23, 2011, 04:26:29 PM »
120) No one really knows what giant squid eat, except for the fact that they are cannibals.
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Re: 1000 Things I learned from Animorphs
« Reply #133 on: January 24, 2011, 10:38:05 AM »
No offense to KAA but:
121) You don't need to know a lot about animal anatomy or ecology to write awesome books about them.

(Though I think maybe you should :-\)
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Re: 1000 Things I learned from Animorphs
« Reply #134 on: January 24, 2011, 10:40:03 AM »
^Is this about the knees bending backwards?

122) Gorillas are sweet, peaceful creatures until you abduct and enslave their mothers.
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