<In a - a what!?> Terenia cries, aghast. Her experience with relationships amount to giving herself and her sister a cootie shot in the third grade. She can still remember the little rhyme that went along with the hand motions. Circle circle, dot dot. Now I have my cootie shot. Since leaving Earth the last thing on her mind has been boys, despite the fact that she was, in human years, past her adolescence. At the point when it would have been considered normal for her, as an Andalite, to start noticing males she was far too concerned with proving herself in the military.
Besides, Corliss wasn't a boy. He wasn't...anything, really. Yeerks were genderless. But Mike is, a small voice reminds her, a voice that she tries to shove aside hastily.
<Do you always consider yourself to be in a relationship with people you aren't trying to actively kill?> she asks suspiciously.
"Oh yes," Zorish says sarcastically, smiling easily. "Just another typical day in the Empire." He finishes off his drink, surprised to find that he's reached the end so quickly. Setting the tumbler down he shrugs. "Typically I might dismiss such a ridiculous transmission, but there was a seriousness to it that seemed...important. Besides, I was bored. Do you have any idea how tedious categorizing human cultural movements can become?" He wrinkles Tamora's nose in irritation at the thought. "So many rituals and customs, across so many different peoples. It's absurd. The slightest differences in skin pigmentation or geographical origin and there's an entire new list of superstition and ritual to document." He is vaguely aware that he is being more chatty than normal.
<<Oh please, you love your work,>> Tamora says, giggling a little inside their shared mind. <<Keeps you out of trouble and keeps you feeling important. Isn't that what all Yeerks want?>>
<<You are intoxicated,>> Zorish sneers, feeling a little lightheaded himself.
<<Then so're you,>> Tamora responds with another giggle.