(Guys, for future reference, my posts are going to sound very...conversation al. As though she is telling the story to a friend...or a psychotherapist. It isn't normal for me to write informally like this, but I'll be giving it my best.)
I crossed the street of my bus stop as fast as I could, knowing that I was already too late to get from my apartment to the campus before the exams began. The traffic was especially thick today, and it had just started pouring rain. As I climbed onto the city bus, I felt a piece of gum stick to the bottom of my shoe. As I looked down at it, I tripped on my untied shoelaces and FELL into the bus, gashing my knee on the steps.
Oh, great. Just great.
It was hard not to believe that the universe was playing a very sick joke on me, and me alone.
"Hey, lady? Y'okay?"
I nodded weakly at the bus driver, recovering my composure as well as I could before claiming my seat at the back...
or rather, what SHOULD have been my seat.
Someone was already sitting in each and every seat.
Well, I guess that I'll be standing this time. I can live with that.
The bus finally hit an open stretch of road, and the driver floored it...
so naturally, I fell into the lap of the old man behind me.
"SORRY!! SORRY!! Excuse me!"
I jumped up and grabbed the nearest of the hand-loops suspended from the ceiling. To my dismay, the frayed nylon was covered in some greasy black slime, which transferred to my hand. I wiped it on my hip before I could catch myself, leaving a nasty stain.
Yuck. Hope it washes out.
The driver hit the brakes suddenly, and I tripped over my still-untied shoelaces, landing face-first in a muddy pool that had gathered in the floor, where everyone's wet shoes had drained. My clean shirt was clean no longer.
Man?!? What IS this? National Pick-On-Sofi Day?
Finally, after crawling through ridiculous traffic, I was able to stumble off the bus...
where a large "SPLATT!!" on my shoulder indicated that I was also the target of the hatred of every local bird.
Peachy-Keen. What next?
I ran as fast as I could to get to my first class, to find that I'd been locked out of the room where we'd be taking exams. A sign on the door said 'Late-comers need not enter. Go to Room 130 for the make-up exam.'
I hurried to Room 130, took my seat, and began the exam.
I didn't recognise any of the questions, despite my midnight cram-session last night. Ugh.
A strange sound at the back of the room caught my attention.
Hey. What IS that ticking noise?
It might have been my imagination, but I also thought that I heard...shouting?... in the main exam room.
Weird. Exams are QUIET. What's this? Eh. No matter. Do your work.
Suddenly, a weird vibration rippled through the room, and my desk rattled violently.
Then the world exploded into flames and pain, and I blacked out.
*some time later*
Strange voices...broken...m ade no sense....
wha?
"...planted a bomb in the main annex...AND...earth quake caused...electrical short...AND...boile r explosion...all...s ame time. Who'd...imagined...was possible? So many accidents all at once?"
"...had threats, but didn't think anything of it...stuff...this.. .all the time...couldn't know..."
"...hey...okay?"
"...is the only survivor that they could find...don't...how she did it...was...clean through..."
"Impaled?! By WHAT?!"
"...flagpole...just missed...heart...an inch...killed her, they said. Broke nearly every...in...body. Third...burns...pun ctured lung. Lucky...alive....ne ver seen such amazing good luck."
"Has it occurred...you...to day...Friday the 13th?"
I blacked out again.
I drifted, and I could feel the morphine in my system. It was making me SEVERELY nauseous. Blasted allergies. Ugh.
Slowly, I opened my eyes and looked down at myself. I clamped my eyes tightly shut again, to fight back the pain...
so many burns!
Wait...what pain?
With or without morphine, I should have been in agony...but...
Forget it.
I opened my eyes again, only to find myself surrounded by strange blue-coloured alien-looking things.
I was too scared and too paralyzed by bandages to fight it away, but I COULD reach the call-button.
From a distance, I could hear people shouting and running.
I blacked out again.
(The shouting and running can be a hallucination, or it can be you guys showing up. 'Sup to you.)