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Re: Memoirs of a RAFian
« Reply #5100 on: November 25, 2015, 12:43:58 AM »
New chapter. Sorry about the brevity.

CHAPTER EIGHTEEN:
Leatherhead

"No."

"Oh, c'mon, Cloak." Saffa said. "He's cute."

"No."

"What harm can he do?"

"He is a juvenile," Cloak said, sounding rather cold and calculated. "We'll see if you have that same attitude when he's thirteen, fourteen feet long and weighing eight hundred pounds to half a ton."

"Oh, little Leatherhead wouldn't do anything like that," Saffa said. And the minute crocodilian chirped in response, as if agreeing to her.

"Oh no, " Cloak said. "You named him. You're gonna start to get attached to him now."

"GH would love him," Saffa said, as if this was a selling point. "He said he wanted a pet."

"Then get him a puppy!" Cloak said, exasperatedly. "Leatherhead is a wild animal. That doesn't just go away overnight."

"I'm well aware of that, Cloaky," Saffa said, with dignity. "But little Leatherhead is not an ordinary alligator. He's more intelligent -- how else do you explain him trying to get back to the petsuchos necklace again, trying to put it back on again?"

Leatherhead chirped a rather obnoxious sort of chirp, and lifted his nose in the air, almost.like if saying "hrmph". Saffa had a point on this, as Leatherhead seemed to be more intelligent than an ordinary crocodile, maybe even sentient. Cloak surmised it probably had something to do with having being a petsuchos in the first place, but he hadn't any proof.

"He's still a wild animal," Cloak said. "He may not be dangerous now, but he will in time. He'll be at least six feet long at maturity."

"If he were an ordinary alligator, I'd agree with you," Saffa said. "But he clearly has the intelligence of a child of equivalent age, I can see that. Why can't you?"

Cloak said nothing.

"Look, we'll cross that bridge when we come to it," Ash said, mediating, "we need to get these samples back to RAF. And we really shouldn't dally."

Cloak grunt an ascent at this, though he felt that it was against his better judgement. Although no one seemed to notice this.
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Book 189: "Shenecron's Pets"
Chapter 4: "First Attempt"
(January 7, 2020)

RAFians Referenced Specifically: Demos.

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Re: Memoirs of a RAFian
« Reply #5101 on: November 25, 2015, 12:51:08 AM »
"GH would love him," Saffa said, as if this was a selling point. "He said he wanted a pet."

"Then get him a puppy!" Cloak said, exasperatedly.

SHUT UP AND TAKE MY KARMA

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Re: Memoirs of a RAFian
« Reply #5102 on: November 25, 2015, 01:53:56 PM »
MINE AS WELL

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Re: Memoirs of a RAFian
« Reply #5103 on: November 25, 2015, 11:15:22 PM »
O . . . kay. . . .

New chapter.

CHAPTER NINETEEN:
Not Enough

"No!" Kelly yelled.

She was working herself ragged, trying to save the seven. She hadn't expected Titan to be such a resilient toxin. It was almost as if it was conceived to last three long video game storylines. (;))

"Why can't this ever be enough?" Kelly complained in muttering tones, her exhaustion starting to poke through her facade. She was getting upset with rather persnickety nature of her healing abilities, feeling that it was becoming more of a liability than help. "It seems more and more every day that I can't really heal anyone."

She was hoping that Cloak's team arrived soon. She was just delaying the inevitable. Slowing down the unavoidable conclusion. Death's scythe already hung precariously over all seven, and Kelly was just giving them borrowed time. And she could do it indefinitely.

If she even stopped her ministrations even for a moment longer than necessary, then the seven may very well die. It was only these ministrations that were keeping them alive. It was really no different from being brain-dead but still on life support.

So, Kelly had to be honest with herself, after a while. It became clear that she was only keeping their bodies alive, but the spark of personality -- called it their soul or their mind or their conscienceness, whatever you prefer -- was long gone. They would just be prone and idle, even though their hearts may still beat and their lungs still inflate with breath, but what had made them them had left.

Kelly knew that she couldn't do this forever. She would tire eventually. She could burn out her powers in undertaking such a task. It was an exercise in futility, but Kelly did not like thinking in such terms, believing it to be a callous and heartless way of thinking. Ruthless. But, there was the fact that it was true.

It went against every instinct she had, but she had to let them die. There was no curing them. They were already dead, and she wasn't making matters better or easier. She, with a heavy heart, watched them die, ensuring it was a painless as possible.

Within moments, they were all gone. But the cruelest irony was that the cure was just completed at that moment, when it was of no use. Kelly felt no anger or ill will towards Cloak or his team. Sometimes, these things just happen, despite how much you do not like or want for it to happen.


Book 189: "Shenecron's Pets"
Chapter 4: "First Attempt"
(January 7, 2020)

RAFians Referenced Specifically: Demos.

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Re: Memoirs of a RAFian
« Reply #5104 on: November 25, 2015, 11:20:04 PM »
. . . Holy ****. It's not easy to give me the sadfaces as much as that did.

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Re: Memoirs of a RAFian
« Reply #5105 on: November 26, 2015, 12:20:05 AM »
Probably not gonna be the only chapter to do that.

New chapter. Last chapter of this book. And we're a hundred books more than what I had originally planned out for this series, all the way back in 2012.

CHAPTER TWENTY:
An Unfriendly Visit

"What? What about the Titan thugs?" Sluggard said, speaking on a newfangled smart phone. "Oh, they're all dead. Why are they dead?!"

He paused to listen to a longwinded explanation, inaudible with any real clarity from this side  of the conversation but him. He was clearly not too pleased with this development. He had intended for these Titan thugs to go in an destroy RAF with ruthless ease. He didn't know nor accounted for Code Avalon. He didn't know about the Pootang, so how could he know about the precautions for the beast?

"Never mind!" he yelled into the phone. "Just make another batch! This time make sure that there are fifteen that survive, or I shall make you rue the very day you left your mother's womb!!"

He hung up in a rather aggressive manner, as he leaned forward on his expensive, solid mahogany desk, sitting in his high-backed, cushy chair of the reddest velvet. He wore overly lavish and opulent clothing that cost more than most of the 99% ever had in their bank accounts. The worst part was that he was obnoxious about. He had the thick heavy curtains drawn, so the room was cast into darkness, with only a small, kitschy lamp illuminating the room.

Sluggard felt no nyctophobia, the dark was comfortable to him.

"I think you'll find that hard to accomplish," came a icy cold voice.

"What?!" Sluggard said, outraged that someone dare violate the sanctity of his inner sanctum. "Who the hell are you?! How'd you get in here?! Explain yourself!!"

The voice did not reply.

"I said --"

"I'm well aware what you said." the voice cut in, with biting tone. "You're not calling the shots here, Sluggard. I know you have become accustomed to being the head honcho, but you do not order me around. You haven't any sovereignty over me, and I do not fear you."

Sluggard reached for his gun, only to find metal shavings and a handle.

"And you react to the sudden loss of control with violence. Predictable," the voice said, tone reproachful. The voice was starting to grate on the overly plump man.

"What do you want?" Sluggard hissed.

"It's time you faced the consequences for careless, violent acts," the voice said. "And face justice for your murders."

"You can't touch me," Sluggard said, immediately and reflexively.

"You keep thinking that," came the voice's cold reply.

Sluggard actually worried at this. What did this person have on him that he could express this so candidly? Did he not cover his tracks well enough? Did someone talk?

"As for the Titan," the voice said, "even now the formula is being deleted from your mainframe, wiped from the memory of your scientists (many of which have decided to leave your employ on their own volition, by the way), and all tangible samples being neutralized into harmlessness."

"What?!" Sluggard roared. His rage was building. "You had no right!! That was my property!! You had no right!!!!"

"I didn't?" the voice said, acidly. "You want to talk of rights, you, a murderous Veiled monster? What right have you to shoot indiscriminately, for the purposes of inspiring fear and compliance? What right have to take people off the street to transform them into your own personal army, regardless of whether or not they consented to it, whether or not they survived the transformation? All that blood is on your hands, Dominic Sluggard. Your hands."

"Who are you?!" Sluggard demanded.

No answer.

"Answer me!!"

The voice did not acquiesce.

"Answer me!!"

Silence.

Sluggard quickly crossed over to his heavy curtains and parted them, letting in some of the late afternoon light, which penetrated the darkness, chasing it away. There was no one there. It wasn't possible.

It couldn't be possible!!


Book 189: "Shenecron's Pets"
Chapter 4: "First Attempt"
(January 7, 2020)

RAFians Referenced Specifically: Demos.

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Re: Memoirs of a RAFian
« Reply #5106 on: November 26, 2015, 02:14:51 AM »
This is becoming a habit of yours. :P

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Re: Memoirs of a RAFian
« Reply #5107 on: November 26, 2015, 07:05:14 AM »
Batman-itis?


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Chapter 4: "First Attempt"
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Re: Memoirs of a RAFian
« Reply #5108 on: November 26, 2015, 08:11:22 AM »
Yes. That. :P

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Re: Memoirs of a RAFian
« Reply #5109 on: November 26, 2015, 10:05:22 AM »
We all have our weaknesses. And I have a weakness for Batman-style theatrics. ;)

New chapter.

BOOK CVI:
A STONY GLAZE

CHAPTER ONE:
A Hot Rave

The RAFians were dispatched to works security at a Pyronite rave. Cloak, Horse, Aquilai, Azzy, Saffa, and Abby were on guard duty, while GH was allowed to perform for them. The security team was to make sure that the Pyronites did not get out of hand. They didn't need the fiery aliens igniting the atmosphere. One alone may not be able to, but a large group of this pyrokinetic species?

Saffa and Abby both had Crabdozer morphs, and would morph if things really got out of hand. But only if. It might cause a panic as Crabdozers are the natural predators of Pyronites.

Anyway, GH played:

"You can torture me
With Donnie and Marie music.
You can play some music of Barry Manilow.
Or you can play some schlock
Like music of New Kids on the Block.
Or any Village People music you know,
Or play music of Vanilla Ice.
Hey, you can play them twice.
And you can play the Bee Gees music any day.
But, Mr. DJ, please.
I'm beggin' on my knees
I just can't take no more music of Billy Ray!
Don't play that music.
That achy breaky music.
The most annoying music I know.
And if you play that music,
That achy breaky music,
I might blow up my guitar, yo!
Ooo . . .
You can clear the room
By playin' music of Debbie Boon,
Or crank your Abba Record music until dawn.
Oh, I can even hear
Music of Slim Whitman or Zamfir.
Don't mind a Yoko Ono music marathon.
Or play some music of Tiffany
On 8-track or CD,
Or scrape your fingernails across the board!
Or tie me to a chair,
And kick me down the stairs!
Just please don't play that stupid music no more
Don't play that music.
That achy breaky music.
You know I hate that music a bunch.
And if you play that music,
That nauseating music,
It might just make me lose my lunch.
Ooo . . .
Don't play that music,
That achy breaky music,
I think its driving me insane!
Oh, please don't play that music,
That irritating music,
I'd rather have a pitchfork in my brain!
Don't play that music,
That achy breaky music,
The most annoying music I know!
And if you play that music,
That achy breaky music,
I might blow up my guitar, too!
Ooo-woo . . . !
"

And so it went. Nothing too bad happened, nothing that couldn't be fixed. It was nice to have something go on well, without a hitch. Especially since what happened a few days ago.


Book 189: "Shenecron's Pets"
Chapter 4: "First Attempt"
(January 7, 2020)

RAFians Referenced Specifically: Demos.

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Re: Memoirs of a RAFian
« Reply #5110 on: November 26, 2015, 10:13:09 AM »
... we're bouncers now?

Ah yes, the glamourous life of a superhero.

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Re: Memoirs of a RAFian
« Reply #5111 on: November 26, 2015, 06:32:30 PM »
Well, the ordinary law enforcement was ill-equipped to deal with it got out of hand. We are far better equipped.

New chapter.

CHAPTER TWO:
Venomous Vials

Malice was aware how Sluggard had failed her, without him being any the wiser. Malice decided that being indirect in that manner was just too unpredictable and uncontrolled. Granted, that's precisely the reason she opted for the strategy in the first place.

But she didn't dwell on past schemes. They were boring. She was always conceiving new plots and schemes, ones that would entertain her. She was a very fickle octogenarian, as she watched Sluggard's arrest on the evening news with a rather indifferent manner. After all, she only provided the Titan. She keft no instructions on what to do with it, or what its function was. All those were Sluggard's decisions.

She never told him to pull the trigger and brutally murder those people in cold blood. She didn't tell him to persuade and trick hapless street people into becoming his test subjects, then members of his own personal army.

Stupid fool thought he was untouchable, and got careless with that notion. If he were truoy untouchable, he would have been smarter with what he did. But he opted for the Visser 3 methodology of dealing with underlings. Malice understood such a policy of dealing with subordinates, who she believed to be as expendable as Sluggard did. But she believed him to be stupid and moronic, though usually employing the same methods as him.

In any case, she had moved on to her next plan, her next plot, her next scheme. She was pouring some slate gray, translucent liquid into a small, squat, pink bottle one might keep a bath oil in. She smiled as she poured, her gloves protecting her from any potential spills, or splash back.

In any case, it would be slow-acting and she had the cure on hand, should she ever need it. She was confident that it wouldn't harm or affect her kind, but she could use the cure as blackmail. And she knew just where to ship this bottle to, packaged with legitimate bath oils to disguise its nefarious purpose.

***

GH returned to his thread and he was greeted with an excited chirp from Leatherhead. He had become GH's pet, despite Cloak's sincere reservations and better judgement. GH found that he acted rather like a puppy than a baby alligator, but he didn't mind. He tended to affectionately call him "LH".

He kept Leatherhead in a terrarium that, from Leatherhead's perspective, was spacious and opulent. It had everything he wanted, and GH was sure Leatherhead was happy. He was as fond of Leatherhead as Gaz was with Beaky.

Little did GH realize the changes Leatherhead would bring. . . .


Book 189: "Shenecron's Pets"
Chapter 4: "First Attempt"
(January 7, 2020)

RAFians Referenced Specifically: Demos.

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Re: Memoirs of a RAFian
« Reply #5112 on: November 26, 2015, 06:35:33 PM »
gh... lh.

:facepalm:

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Re: Memoirs of a RAFian
« Reply #5113 on: November 26, 2015, 06:49:46 PM »
I can already tell that this is gonna go somewhere beautiful. :P

I'm kinda confused though; how did Saffa not end up with Leatherhead? She's the one that begged to bring him back to RAF.
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Re: Memoirs of a RAFian
« Reply #5114 on: November 26, 2015, 10:16:23 PM »
He liked you more, and she wanted to give him to you as a gift, anyway.


Book 189: "Shenecron's Pets"
Chapter 4: "First Attempt"
(January 7, 2020)

RAFians Referenced Specifically: Demos.