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Re: Memoirs of a RAFian
« Reply #855 on: September 01, 2012, 06:41:09 AM »
Actually, you'll find out why I named him "B'nt" in the title of the next chapter . . . which'll probably come tomorrow or Monday.  I'm just not feelin' it today. . . .

Oh, new page, so --

  • Book XVII: The Last RAFian
  • Book XVIII: Hostages Wild
  • Book XIX: The Clone Wars
  • Book XX: The Darwin Gun
  • Book XXI: Other Side of the Tracks
  • Book XXII: Pits of Terror
  • Book XXIII: RAF Comix
  • Book XXIV: The First Master
  • Book XXV: RAF -- The Musical
  • Book XXVI: Outage Outrage
  • Book XXVII: Infinity and Eternity
  • Book XXVIII: The Virus Rings
  • Book XXIX: Soul-Suckers
  • Book XXX: Mayhem of the Music Miser
  • Book XXXI: The Metal-Maker
  • Book XXXII: Richard is Missing
  • Book XXXIII: Emotional Food
  • Book XXXIV: Transformation Confrontation
  • Book XXXV: Richard's Horn
  • Book XXXVI: Feral Scream
  • Book XXXVII: Predators and Prey
  • Book XXXVIII: A Protean Problem
  • Book XXXIX: The Horsemen
  • Book XL: Sizeable Pain in the Necks
  • Book XLI: RAF's Nightmare
  • Book XLII: Unlucky Charms
  • Book XLIII: The Piper
  • Book XLIV: The Wishing Star
  • Book XLV: A War of Armor
  • Book XLVI: The Worst Plague
  • Book XLVII: Little Alien Napoleons
  • Book XLVIII: Go Away!
  • Book XLIX: RAFian Tales
  • Book L: Maul
  • Book LI: Erised Orbs*
  • Book LII: RAFians Alive!*
  • Book LIII: The Pain Reliever*
  • Book LIV: Beyond the Veils*
  • Book LV: Dangerous Deals*
  • Book LVI: Of One Mind*
  • Book LVII: The End of Time*
  • Book LVIII: Hematomimic*
  • Book LIX: Sins of Youth*
  • Book LX: The Replacements*
  • Book LXI: Arachnoids*
  • Book LXII: Personal Tissues*
  • Book LXIII: Memory Today, Gone Tomorrow*
  • Book LXIV: Appliance Armageddon*
  • Book LXV: Prodigy and Composite*
  • Book LXVI: The Merging*
  • Book LXVII: Be A Doll*
  • Book LXVIII: RAF Captors*
  • Book LXIX: Dinosaur Island*
  • Book LXX: Corrupted*
  • Book LXXI: Artificial Skins*
  • Book LXXII: Separation Anxiety*
  • Book LXXIII: A Thing About RAFians*
  • Book LXXIV: A Planted Idea*
  • Book LXXV: Vacation Photos*
  • Book LXXVI: A Personal Gremlin*
  • Book LXXVII: The Rust is Silence*
  • Book LXXVIII: The Toyman Cometh*
  • Book LXXIX: RAFian Idol* -- yes, just another excuse to put in more of the (as of writing) nearly 800 parodies.

Again, the (*) denotes a book I have yet to do the chapter-by-chapter notes for.  If you want spoilers . . . well . . . I might consider it in PM.

EDIT:  I'll try and make a decent chapter.  I'm aware that I've sort of written myself in a corner.  Don't be surprised some ugly deux es machina rears is ugly head.  *suddenly imagines Deus Es Machina as an alternate form of the Pootang.* Shortish chapter.  Might add onto it tomorrow.  Might not.  Depends on how lazy I am.

CHAPTER NINETEEN:
Hell B'nt*

A brillant flash lit up Aquilai's body.  He stood far more muscular and wearing clothes of green, white and brown.  He also had some sort of bracers on his hands and shins that rather intricate designs on him.  He was no longer a firebender, but he was now an Earthbender of the highest caliber.  Cloak and Aquilai, in a notably steady, blunt, and somewhat stubborn personality, as well as adapting a rather more careful attitude (he REALLY didn't want to have to regenerate again).

B'nt looked puzzled at this, but in the end did not care.  He had other "toys" to play with.  Prospects still didn't look to favoriteable toward the RAFians.  B'nt used his combined Tetramand and Vaxasaurian strength to overpower Dino, Blocky, Shock, and EvilPinkDragon, nearly killing them in the process.  He could not be crushed, as the powers of his Polymorph, Ectonurite and Necrofriggian DNA enabled him to get out of it, as both Aquilai and Cloak tried to smash him beneath some flat earth slabs.

He easily dispatched FuBar, Bladeh, and Hunter -- not really considering them much of a threat.  Cloak wondered idly if that was the Appoplexian mentality skewing his judgement -- and maybe, just maybe, he didn't get a boost in his intellect from the DNA of the Galvin, Cerebrocrustacean and Transyl.  After a few minutes, it seemed clear that he only gained the tangible abilities, and his intellect was in no way affected, positively or negatively, by the DNA infusions.  That was a small advantage, but it was one, nonetheless.

Then, as B'nt gaily dispatched Blue and Parker, a thought occured to Cloak.  If he was using Ectonurite DNA, then something was off.  Ectonurites have a genetic memory -- the memory of the individual is retained down to the DNA.  Why wasn't B'nt having trouble with that?  Did the Skrull scientist manipulate the DNA to only have the positive -- namely the powered -- attributes of the creatures?  Or was B'nt lying about being implanted with DNA and all these powers were obtained through some other method?  Cybernetics or an Omnitrix-like tech?

Cloak winced as he heard a hoarse, animal groan.  Bear was down.  Seal was down.  Gaz and Guy, down.  Blaze and Noelle, down.  RAFians were dropping like flies!  There had to be some solution!  Ash, Phoenix, Underseen, and Demos were still standing, solely due to their regeneration capabilities.  Kelly was doing the "white mage" thing and attempting to heal up as many RAFians as she could.  If this kept up, she would severely overstrain her powers, overstrain herself, and end up . . . well, the thought wasn't a pleasant one.

Then Sakki and Oceanspray were severely hurt due to B'nt using his Planchakule power of dissembling on them.  AniDragon had tried to help by boosting the others abilities. . . .

There seemed to be a brief ten second delay before he acted.  AniDragon.  AniDragon could bind his powers like she did for the Bibliophaetos.  Only . . . B'nt is far more dangerous, far more powerful than Bibliophaetos.  She'd have to get close to touch him, and his Amperi powers gave him mind-reading abilities.  Except for Cloak, which he didn't understand, but he best be considering himself lucky as Realm Walker thoughts tend to be rather chaotic and . . . and stuff.

Cloak ran to AniDragon, and apologized before he launched her at B'nt, who thought that this was amusing.  But AniDragon got the hint just as she landed right in front of B'nt, daintily.  Then she, not hesitating at all, placed her hands on his head and chest and immediately stripped his Pryiatosian-B powers.  Then his Necrofriggian and Ectonurite powers.  Then his Vaxasaurian, Aerophibian, and Tetramand abilities.  Then his Polymorph, Kinecceleran, Citrakayah, and To'kustar powers.  One by one, the powers evaporated.  AniDragon was showing the effort this was taking, and, by the look of her face, it was fairly taxing work.

By the time B'nt realized what was going on, he was a Skrull again.  But he retained his Skrull shapeshifting, as AniDragon fainted from exhaustion soon after.  The rest of the RAFians that were healed were now very, very, very angry.

---
* Yes, that's where I got his name.  From "hellbent".  I knew in advance that this chapter would be called that.
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Book 189: "Shenecron's Pets"
Chapter 4: "First Attempt"
(January 7, 2020)

RAFians Referenced Specifically: Demos.

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Re: Memoirs of a RAFian
« Reply #856 on: September 02, 2012, 10:01:38 AM »
Last chapter of the book.  Gettin' low on the gigabytes I'm allowed, so I've gotta be careful.  I just had to see "fakemon" pictures on devinart.

CHAPTER TWENTY:
Invasion Aborted

B'nt had escaped from RAF, after all his surplus powers were taken away.  By doing so, AniDragon was put into the infirmary for several days as one of the limitations of Kelly's powers (which the overuse of put HER in the infirmary for several days for fatigue, as well) was that it could only heal physical, tangible wounds, not exhaustion.  She could not heal psychological, emotional, or imagined wounds.

But B'nt didn't get too far.  His corpse was found in the eastern river, dessicated and partially decomposed.  All in all, a sight one would have been happier NOT seeing.  There was no way to determine just how he'd been killed, but it had to be a murder, as he still retained his Skrull shapeshifting.  There were two prevailing theories on who killed him -- the Knights somehow found him out, located him, and then slayed him, or that his very own people slayed him for purposes unknown.

The RAFians, with aid of the police force, declared worldwide if there were any invasionary Skrulls living on the planet, that they best pack their bags and leave.  If they wished to remain peaceful and settle here, it would be okay.  But Cloak, Shadow, Parker, Sakki, and Oceanspray would be able to ferret out the liars and they would be arrested with extreme prejudice.  If they struggled or resisted, lethal measures may be taken.

Cloak didn't really like having to be such a -- as the humans say, "hardass" -- but it was necessary to do the job.  But, fortunately, most Skrull seemed to have enough since to pack up and leave, except those that could produce papers of the legitimacy of their residency and were found to be truthful.  In the end, out of about 493 Skrulls, instead of the believed to be millions, only 45 tried resisting, and four had to be taken down with lethal force.  They were booted from the planet, and Estelore followed them until they were well out of Earthling, Earther, whatever space.

It seemed to be over.  But Cloak knew that it was only a matter of time before something else happened.  Such was the fate of a RAFian, it seemed.  But, so what?  It made life interesting.  It made life an adventure.  One thing about being a RAFian in this day and time -- it never got boring.

"Now, Aquilai," Cloak said, as the RAFians left the police officers to their business, "you're an earthbender now."

"Yeah," Aquilai said rather surly, "what of it?"

"Do you know how to Earthsight?"

"What?  No."

"I can teach how, if you wish."

"But you're not an earthbender."

"No," Cloak agreed, "but I can use Earthsight."

***

It turns out Malice was watching this through some sort of viewing globe, reclining on what appeared to be a beaten, old couch which at some of the filling coming out in odd places.  Abomination was sitting in a rather uncomfortable-looking, high-backed armchair with horn-like legs and horns atop it giving the look of a styracosaur frill.

"Love, they defeated the Skrulls!" Abomination exclaimed, agitated for some reason.

"Yes, dear, I saw," Malice said, snacking on the Realm Walker equivalent to popcorn.  "I saw.  So, altering that 'ancient' Skrull prophecy wasn't enough.  You'd think they'd notice all the sloppy mistakes in it.  But what can you do with the devoutly zealous?"

She tossed the empty bowl to the ground, and sat up.

"C'mon, love, time to prepare for tomorrow night."

"What are we gonna do tomorrow night?  Sing a song about all the world's cheeses?"

"No, dear." Malice said, turning in a full parody of the Brain, "try to torment Cloak and his RAFians some more for our entertainment!!"

Then the scene fades out while "Pinky and the Brain" plays.


Book 189: "Shenecron's Pets"
Chapter 4: "First Attempt"
(January 7, 2020)

RAFians Referenced Specifically: Demos.

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Re: Memoirs of a RAFian
« Reply #857 on: September 03, 2012, 07:31:02 AM »
New book time.  Now, I should mention that this book takes place outside the usual continuity.  Warning:  This is gonna be rather lengthy.

Book XVII:
THE LAST RAFIAN

Chapter One:
The Mechaniloid

It was normal day at RAF.  They just celebrated RAF's 34th anniversary -- it's birthday, really.  Cloak remained rather stoic and surly.  He was still remembering what happened four Dweller weeks prior . . . where he finally had enough of Malice and Abomination and slew them both.  Yet, for reasons he could not comprehend, he felt guilty.  'Tis a horrible thing to take a life, and he had taken two.  Granted that they were rather evil beings, one who was brutish and servile and the other arrogant and manipulative.  True that Malice saw Realm Dwellers as nothing more than fanciful entertainment, and had tormented Cloak for entertainment as well, but did that mean that she deserved to die?

Cloak said nothing of this guilty conscience to the others, for fear of the inevitable rebuke that would come.  But they did notice a severe change in his behavior, as he became rather moodier and quiet.  It is one thing to kill someone of a different species, you could distance yourself from it, in a way, but Malice and Abomination were Realm Walkers as he.  But he wasn't even wanted for murder in the Nexus, who still refused to believe Malice had lived, and Abomination made a rather . . . unpleasant reputation there.  He didn't like the sudden hero worship -- and pitied anyone who does.

Cloak looked around and noted the differences around RAF.  Rotiart was eventually Banned, which left him morose and bitter, though he killed Queen to assume her role as leader.  But he proved to be a very ineffective leader, moreso than Queen, and he was shunned by the Banned, as well.  No one knew what happened to him afterward.

Aquilai had changed, but only relatively recently.  He had regenerated into an Airbender about two weeks ago, and he sported a bald head with Airbender tattoos, though he dressed like J. K. Simmons.  He was now very serious, but yet humorous in his way.  He had spent 25 years as a Earthbender and Metalbender, so it was taking some time to adjust to the new Aquilai, the Fourth Aquilai.

Estelore had left to check out the Nosdeen Quasar.  That was six months ago.  The RAFians were certain that nothing had happened to Estelore, but, in any case, Esty was a big girl and could look after herself.

Parker and Helen had been married for about twenty years.  They even had a three young SPARTANS and a daughter who became a Green Lantern.  Parker's suit was very advanced now -- not so much SPARTAN tech anymore.  He had managed to install Realm Walker (the R.A.M., from 25 years ago), Cybertronian, Andalite, Yeerk, Galvin, Vulcan, and many other types of tech.  This gave him a rather more streamlined look and boosted his durability to near-Kryptonian levels.  Helen was still a Star Sapphire, and she got stronger over time, and her hair had grown out to her navel.

So many changes, and more that Cloak probably wasn't even aware of.  Little did he know of the plan of vengence that was happening behind their backs.  But more on that later.  Cloak himself had only aged about two and half years, and Estelore looked as if she hadn't aged at all -- seriously.

Suddenly, an alarm went off.

<Trouble in the industrial district,> Noelle reported.  She'd pretty much taken on the roll of dispatcher.  <Cloak, Blue, Oceanspray, Dino, Parker.  Report there immediately.>

They didn't question this but went directly to the coordinates provided.

***

Once there, they approached quietly and carefully.  But then the trouble became crystal clear.  It was a rampaging Mechaniloid, a metal beast that hovered off the ground with a huge fiddler crab-like claw on the left side and nothing on the right.  There was a small sphere with a glass lens hovering around this behemoth.

"Parker, scan that thing." Cloak said.

"Already on it."

"Dino, better get into battle mode."

"Right." she nodded a little as she grew to her full size -- which pretty much made her equal to the Mechaniloid.  Dino actually had a rather noticeable scar on her right flank from a rather tough battle with Malice two years ago.  It was just a cosmetic mark, as it didn't impair her.  Strangely, it was a scar that Kelly couldn't heal.  Dino wore it like a badge of courage.

"The mechaniloid is giving off some sort of wi-fi signal," Parker reported.  "Attempting to pinpoint."

"Attempt faster, it's attacking." Blue said, thowing several explosive shurrikens at it, only to have them bounce off and not stick in.  "Damn, those things aren't easy to make!"

"Lemme give it a try," Oceanspray said as his hand folded back into his arm to reveal an energy cannon, a la Cyborg.  He fired at the Mechaniloid, but it only scratched the Mechaniloid's tough hull.  Oceanspray kept pounding it with the cannon bursts.

The Mechaniloid struggled to proceed forward, but couldn't because Cloak was using his mastery over Metal to stop it in its tracks.  Twenty-five years had only increased Cloak's strength very little as it was pretty much just two and a half years to him.  But it was sufficient enough to stop the Mechaniloid.  Cloak tried to ball it up, but the resistance was too great and it was to large.  And Cloak was afraid to go to his zenith, he was still quite afraid of losing control over himself.

"That ball is the source of the transmission!" Parker said, taking aim and firing one of his guns in his rather diverse arsenal.  But the ball opened and revealed a mirrored lens that reflected Parker's energy shot back at him, which he defended using a Chimera Sui Generis shield.  "O-kay, energy attacks won't work."

Blue unsheathed his ninjabo, and said, "Let me take a whack at it then!"

He leaped, and brought the ninjabo, which was remade from adamantium after it broke in a battle with giant mechanical monsters fought twenty or so years ago.  The ninjabo cut through the orb like a superheated knife through butter.  The mechaniloid fell to the ground, absolutely useless and lifeless as Blue landed quite daintily.

He smirked, "I still got it."

"Let's report back," Cloak said.


Book 189: "Shenecron's Pets"
Chapter 4: "First Attempt"
(January 7, 2020)

RAFians Referenced Specifically: Demos.

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Re: Memoirs of a RAFian
« Reply #858 on: September 03, 2012, 08:44:50 AM »
Posting another chapter, because I may not be able to tomorrow.

Chapter Two:
The RAFian Hunters*

This was all watched on a monitor.  Before it stood a tall and lean figure, a short, stubby, apish figure, and an a haunched, cane-wielding figure.  All three were biotechnological -- with techno-organic matter.  The tall one was cobalt blue with gold trim, the apish one was orange with brown trim, and the haunched on appeared to be the most human-like of the trio.**

"They're smart, these RAFians," the haunched one said.

"They do function well as a team," the tall one said, rubbing his chin.

"They ain't so great," the apish one said.

"How are his upgrades coming?" the tall one addressed the haunched one.

"Excellent, if he would be satisfied.  He keeps wanting more and more."

"What's wrong with more?" the apish one said stupidly.

"Oh, would you think for one time in your renewed life, Bubbles?" the stooped man said, with a very haughty tone.

Bubbles?

Far from being abashed, Bubbles snarled, "You think you're so great, don't you, Slicer?"

"Smarts makes one greater," Slicer replied, "so, naturally I do, Bubbles."

"Enough, you two." the lean one snapped.

"You're not the boss of me, Magnus!"

"No . . . but I am." a voice said from the back of the room.  "And these biocircuitry will be sufficient.  Sufficient for my vengeance."

"Sire," Magnus said, carefully, "sire, why do you desire vengeance against these RAFians?"

"Yeah, they don't seem so tough!" Bubbles proclaimed rather idiotically.

The new guy's voice lowered to a dangerous whisper.  "Are you questioning me?"

"N-n-no, sire!  I was just --"

"Question my motives, and you question me!" he snapped.  "Are the RAF-Banes done yet?!"

"Not yet, sire," Slicer said, nervously.  "They just need a bit of fine-tuning and testing!  That's all!  They'll be ready within three days!"

"And yet," he said, voice still dangerous.  "You're here, watching television.  You worthless . . . I worked my hands to nubs giving you three imbeciles life -- again -- and you repay me with laziness!"

"No, sir!  The biotechnological components will activate in the three days, that's just it!"

"Fine.  We'll go and check on them together.  Then we go to the main event . . ."

He held up a small cylinder of swirling energy.

"RAF will die."

Then the door opened and dim light poured into the room, revealing the new guy as a cyborg in dull yellow with navy blue trim -- and his face was that of Rotiart.

---
* Who knows where I got this from?  Seriously, guess!

** Do you know what I based these on?
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Book 189: "Shenecron's Pets"
Chapter 4: "First Attempt"
(January 7, 2020)

RAFians Referenced Specifically: Demos.

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Re: Memoirs of a RAFian
« Reply #859 on: September 03, 2012, 03:41:49 PM »
What Bubbles made me think of :D

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Re: Memoirs of a RAFian
« Reply #860 on: September 03, 2012, 08:02:32 PM »
Nice -- but not the basis of the character.  They are somewhat parodies of Serges, Agile, and Violen from Mega Man X2.  And apparently it's supposed to rain tomorrow, which may delay my plans -- so I'm putting it off until Friday. . . . Okay.
Might be a long chapter.

CHAPTER THREE:
The Pelorian Technovore

The four approached several upright tubes with creatures in fetal positions floating, suspended in some kind of translucent green liquid.  There were about eight tubes.  Each creature specifically designed to take out a particular RAFian.  On the side of the tube that faced the walking path, there was a display screen that contained information pertaining to the creatures vitals, purpose, function, and even name . . . the Pelorian Technovore, the Heliosian Cruxpalm, the Mimasian Muklok, the Eurymedonian Dragosaurus, the Enceladian Andalbeest, an Ouranosian Vortexsapien, a Clytian Berserker, and a Chiropteran Skunk.

"They've reach full growth," Rotiart said, voice a little tinny, "excellent.  But just eight?  EIGHT?  Seriously?  You thought eight would be sufficient enough to destroy RAF?"

"But sir --" Magnus said in a vain attempt to placate his master.

"SILENCE." Rotiart snarled.  "If I wanted excuses, I'd have asked a politician!  Computer, are there any SPARTANs alone?"

A cool female voice replied, "RAFian designate Parker is approximately five miles away from the forum.  He is the only one bearing the Mark signal."

"Excellent," Rotiart said, smirking.  "Release the SPARTAN-Bane!"

"But, sir, the adjustments haven't yet been completed!  It cannot adjust to --"

"DO NOT QUESTION ME!! DO IT!!"

And Slicer, however reluctantly, obeyed Rotiart's whims.  All three servile biotechnological beings looked on as the Technovore awoke and was launched from it's tube to the direction where Parker was.

***

Parker, Helen and their children had come to this nice, little scenic area for a family picnic.  Parker's eldest boy was seventeen, the middle son was twelve, and the youngest son was seven, eight.  Their Green Lantern daughter was nineteen.  They were going their to enjoy themselves, while Helen was chiding her husband and sons, good-humoredly, about wearing their armor to a picnic.

"You and Venus are wearing your rings," Parker reminded her playfully.

"You want me to take off my wedding ring?" Helen quipped coyly.

Parker, who had his helmet retracted (another update that he obtained over the years), kissed her in response.

"Oh, gross!  How could you do that in public?" their youngest SPARTAN said.  But he was seven -- the stage where girls are considered "icky" -- so they let that slide.

"Eh, you'll want to kiss girls too someday, you know, Troy." Venus, the Green Lantern, said.

"Ew!  Never!" he declared.

The elder two, Pierce and Tommy, remained silent and stoic.  The family set down the picnic blanket -- a red plaid monstrocity that Helen absolutely adores for some reason.  And she places the picnic basket down upon it.

"If a bear tries to steal this basket, it'll be --" and Troy mimicked Mega Man's Mega Buster.

"I don't think that Bear would like that, at all," Parker mused reminescently.  Bear, being a Kodiak bear, was full grown at twenty-five years ago, was getting on in years, and became the only known boar Kodiak bear to live to thirty. . . .

"Who's Bear?" Troy said, tacklessly as only a child can be.

"A friend, from a long time ago." Helen said.

"Hey, Dad, what's that?" Pierce said, staring intently at the sky.  Parker looked up, too, and saw with a shock, that it appeared to be like a Valeek, but more wraith-like in form.

"No idea, Pierce," Parker said, instantly taking command of the situation -- signaled by having his helmet cover his face again.  "Venus take your little brothers to safety."

"Daddy, I wanna fight!"

"NO, Troy."

"Dad, we're not helpless!"

"I SAID NO, TOMMY." Parker roared.  "Venus, NOW!  Take them back to RAF.  Have someone there look after them.  AniDragon should be in.  Then come back and help us."

"Daaaaaddy!"

"TROY, I SAID NO!!"

Venus did as she was told, but rebellious little Troy was whining and crying the whole way.  This is why they just gave him armor with no weapons or electronics in it.

"Parker, you have any idea what that thing is?" Helen asked.

"Yes," Parker said.  "Trouble."

"Thank you for that, Mr. Obvious," Pierce grumbled.

"Don't talk to your father that way," Helen scolded.

Then the battle was joined, only to discover that Parker and Pierce was at a severe disadvantage.  It didn't matter what they threw at it, it just absorbed it without a blink.  It made no sound, no roar or anything.  And when Pierce got desparate enough to try and punch it . . . it . . . it ate the sleeve of the armor and the sleeve of the undershirt that Pierce was wearing.  But his flesh wasn't touched.

Pierce's eyes widened, "It eats technology.  And inorganics."

"Which means we're royally screwed." Parker said.

"What, are Mom and me chopped liver?" Venus had returned.  The two women proceeded to bludgeon the thing to death, but not before reducing the two men's armor to rags.

Eventually, the two Lantern ladies managed to slay the monsterous beast, and the four retreat back to RAF. . . .
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Book 189: "Shenecron's Pets"
Chapter 4: "First Attempt"
(January 7, 2020)

RAFians Referenced Specifically: Demos.

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Re: Memoirs of a RAFian
« Reply #861 on: September 05, 2012, 02:46:43 PM »
Let's see if I've the sufficient energy . . . I dare to think that I do.

CHAPTER FOUR:
The Heliosian Cruxpalm

"Sire . . ." Slicer said, nervously.  "Sire . . . the Technovore . . ."

"What about it?" Rotiart snapped.

"It . . . it . . . it . . ."

"OUT WITH IT, YOU USELESS PILE OF SPARE PARTS!!"

"It . . . it failed, my lord," Slicer said, vibrating from fear.

Rotiart's face contorted.  "Did it obtain any data?"

"Yes, sire," Magnus reported.  "Reaching 100% transmission -- now."

"Excellent," Rotiart said, fury forgotten.  "Oh, computer, is there any vampires on their lonesome?"

The cool, clear, female voice replied, "Designate Gaz Latte is at the following coordinates."

"Excellent, send the cruxpalm to the coordinates," Rotiart said airily, then narrowed his eyes dangerously, "You don't have a problem with that do you?"

"No, sire," Magnus said without hesitation.

"Uh, no, sire." Slicer said.

"Actually --" Bubbles started.  He was never the sharpest tool in the shed.

SMACK!!

Bubble's head was smacked so hard that it spun around like a basketball balanced on a finger until he took his hands to stop it.

"If I didn't need you, you'd be SCRAP right now, Bubbles!" Rotiart snarled.  "Don't think that I won't dismantle you and make a better servant from the spare parts!!"

***

Gaz was lounging in a small field, relaxing, enjoying a rare moment of levity and calmness.  RAF has had many battles in the last quarter of a decade (but being a vampire, Gaz didn't age a day).  She allowed herself this little excursion to put everything into perspective.

"Something's gonna come along and ruin this, isn't it?" she said with remarkable foresight.  Because no sooner that these words had escaped her lips, that a dark shadow fell upon her.  She rolled away and onto her feet, glaring at the beast.

It was skeletally thin, somewhat insectoid with a beetle shell "backpack" which usually hid it's four gossamer wings.  It was also skeletally-thin and midnight black with bloodred coloring at the joints.  It's eyes were not obvious, if it had eyes at all, possibly colored the same shade of black.  It held it's sideways mouth shut tight, with vertical-opening mandibles covering it.  It had no antennae or horns, but did possess six arms ending in three-clawed-fingered hands, two large, stubby legs with two clawed toes and a spike protruding at it's heel.  All six hands had a blisteringly white cross shape on each one, dead center of the palm.  Hence the name.

It landed and folded up its wings into the "backpack" structure.  Then it looked at Gaz, as if sizing her up.  In response, Gaz extended her fangs and hissed.  It was a futile hope that this would scare the cruxpalm off.  If anything, it seemed to attract it to her more.

"Not one of my more brilliant ideas," Gaz scolded herself.

It reached out and attempted to seize her, but all six arms missed when Gaz when vapor mode to dodge and she reintegrated back into solid form a few feet away.

"You missed!" she called out.  "And you're ugly!*"

Then the mandibles opened up, and putrid, fetid stench filled the air.

"Garlic?  Geesh, this thing was made to kill vampires." Gaz noted.  "Only far uglier than Buffy."

The creature hadn't moved from it's position, other than to face Gaz.  With a moan, it began to open it's maw . . . and a powerful beam of light -- SUNLIGHT -- streamed out of it's mouth.  Gaz was nicked, but the injury was survivable and the pain tolerable.

"Now it can learn Solarbeam?  That's just overkill!!"  Gaz gasped.  "How am I gonna get out of this?"

Gaz attempted to flee in bat mode, but the cruxpalm just hovered over her, forcing her down.  There was no way to defeat this thing!!  When Gaz resumed human form, it seized her arm, which caused her to feel extreme pain.

"GET AWAY FROM HER!"

The cruxpalm was knocked silly, but its grip was harder to break than admantium.  Guy appeared and attempted to pummel the thing, apparently unperturbed by the garlic breath.  But then the thing opened its maw to fire the beam again, but Guy wasn't aware of this ability.

"Guy, run!"

"No," he said stubbornly.

Suddenly, in the same moment where the cruxpalm fired, a spire of ice appeared between the two that refracted the beam right back at the cruxpalm.  This was sufficient force to shatter its grip and Gaz was free, though her left wrist and lower arm were severely burned.

"I can't leave you two alone for more that two minutes . . ."

"Hardy har har, Horse." Guy said, moodily.

Horse was a seal no more, though she retained white hair to reflect her pinniped past, but she was a fully human girl now.

"It's . . . not dead." Gaz pointed out.  Her voice betrayed how much pain this thing put her through.

"Oh, that's easily enough fixed," Horse said as she freezed the beast, and Guy shattered it.

"Gaz, we need to take you to see Kelly," Guy said, concerned, "that doesn't look too good."

---
* Yes, yes, another Beast War homage.  This line is from "Crossing the Rubicon", I think.
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Re: Memoirs of a RAFian
« Reply #862 on: September 06, 2012, 12:29:39 AM »
Awesome previous book. Sorry it's taken me so long to catch up. My days have been filling up like crazy.

Pretty good new book. I'd point out a few things; but I know these books aren't to be taken too seriously. I will however, PM one detail.

Nice name choices too. Beside Troy (though still a good name), I would actually consider calling my kids Pierce and Tommy. Pierce Brosnan and Tommy from Power Rangers! I'm sure Helen named Venus. ::)
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Re: Memoirs of a RAFian
« Reply #863 on: September 06, 2012, 02:18:30 AM »
[spoiler]http://postimage.org/image/z5ny6mg1t

I am making RAF models of our persona again, finally made mine. The only thing is I have to humanoid any animal persona. But there are textures and animal parts and such.

Next is Blue (if I can get some parts for him), Este (as she would appear as an "avatar" form, I think you called it), Horsie, Dino. Anyone else want one? PM me with details about your RAFsona. [/spoiler]

^^^ Might help RAF writers.

 But anyway (to my point) , that is what I look like XD I might (with your permission, of course) animate some of the scenes from here, mainly fight scenes and they will take a bit to animate.

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Re: Memoirs of a RAFian
« Reply #864 on: September 06, 2012, 07:14:37 AM »
Nice name choices too. Beside Troy (though still a good name), I would actually consider calling my kids Pierce and Tommy. Pierce Brosnan and Tommy from Power Rangers!

*chuckles* Funny, I chose those names because of "Tommy gun" and "pierce", going along with the whole weapon motif.  As for Troy . . . Spartans, Trojans . . . well, anyway, movin' on.

I'm sure Helen named Venus. ::)

Yep.  Married life, huh?

But anyway (to my point) , that is what I look like XD I might (with your permission, of course) animate some of the scenes from here, mainly fight scenes and they will take a bit to animate.

Um . . . why WOULDN'T I give permission for this?  Sounds really cool to me.  (I actually secretly hoped someone would illustrate some scenes from these books, and this is just as good).
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« Reply #865 on: September 06, 2012, 09:33:58 AM »
The info I'll need to know from everyone before I start just making it up

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Hair color
Hair length
Hair style
Eye color
Skin tone
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Top style
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« Reply #866 on: September 06, 2012, 09:40:40 AM »
I'll PM you my RAFsona's specifics.

Oh, I probably should mention that the Nexus is a dark place, where the only light is emitted from the roads, the earth, the plantlife, the structures, the buildings and the Realm Walkers themselves.  Oh, and the Realms themselves are bioluminescent.

As far as the fic goes, I'll post another chapter soonish.  Blaze, it'll feature you and I don't know how long it'll be.

CHAPTER FIVE:
The Mimasian Muklok

"Sire . . ."

"Don't you dare tell me." Rotiart snapped moodily.

"But . . ." Bubbles protested meekly again.

"Sire, the data has been transmitted." Magnus said abruptly.  "It just finished."

"Ah, excellent.  The cruxpalm may have been lost, but we got what we were after." Rotiart said, mood switching in an instant.  "Time for the next step.  He'll be flying around by now.  Computer, release the muklok at the coordinates of the hybrid.  Designate Blaze."

***

Blaze was gliding, diving and soaring.  He loved the feel of the wind beneath his wings, buffeting him higher and higher, only for him to tuck his wings up and go into a full dive, only to flare his wings and pull up.  He enjoyed the purest form of joy when he was flying.  But naturally he carried his sword with him, but its glow was colorless -- joy and happiness wasn't a registered color on the emotional spectrum.

He managed to perfect a flaming barrel roll over the course of twenty-five years.  He was like Richard and Estelore in the fact that he didn't age any physically, except that his wings got a little broader and thicker.  He didn't really care as long as he had wings and the power to move in these three dimensions.  He would have cried from such joy that he felt in the air, but he contented himself from laughing like a carefree child.

He continued this game of gliding, diving and climbing back up again.  These twenty-five years have done much to improve on his flying finesse and skill.  Only Faerie could best him in the air.  He also perfected the technique of igniting his wings for a swipe attack, with no harm to himself or his wings.  He was also far more skilled with his blade, which was still the blade that Cloak gave him all those years ago.

Then it came.  He sensed it before he saw it.  It felt like a horrid hole in the sky, like a dimensional rupture manifested through this beast.  It had wide, bat-like wings, a vaguely humanoid body that was scaly and sapphire blue, while the membrane in its wings were black.  It had four clawed fingers and an opposible clawed thumb on each hand, and three clawed toes with a hooked, sickle-like spur on it's digigrade heel.  Its face was nearly identical to that of Zorc from Yu-Gi-Oh acclaim, only with its horns raked backward, but every bit as hideous.

"I don't know what you are," he said, calmly, flapping his wings but staying in roughly the same place, "but I'll give you the chance to leave of your own volation.

In response, the beast shot a blast of water at Blaze, which he dodged fairly easily.

"I'm trying to be reasonable," Blaze said, attempting to be civil.  But the muklok got it's orders, and it had no mind, no free will of its own.  But Blaze did not know this, though he was beginning to suspect.

In response, the creature attempted to bum rush Blaze, who managed to barrel roll out of the way.  The creature had reacted far faster than Blaze had anticipated, as it sprayed him with water before he could even pull out of the roll!  Steam coiled from Blaze, and he glared at the muklok.

"'Kay, that was two mistakes.  Mine . . . and yours!" he shouted.  Then he fired a full concussive blast of flame from his palms at the beast.  But the muklok was incapable of feeling fear, and it just fired two torrents of equally powerful jets of water.  The result was a stalemate.

"Oookay . . ." Blaze said, starting to feel frustrated, unsheathing his sword, which was engulfed in what appeared to be bloodred flames.  "I'm getting irritated."

The muklok did not speak -- well, because it could not and it wasn't within the parameters of its programming to speak anyway -- and it did not flinch.  It did not move.  Blaze moved to strike, but was surprised when the creature held it at it's hilt and took its claws and slashed at Blaze.  The claws tasted blood and Blaze tried to back off, but the muklok delivered a surprising powerful kick to Blaze's abdomen, fortunately only leaving rather shallow scratches.  Blaze bent over to hold his abdomen, and the muklok maneuvered behind him and delivered a powerful punch which knocked Blaze into the ground.  Fortunately, at this point, they were only about ten feet up.

Blaze groaned as the beast stepped up and grabbed his wings.  The muklok then began pulling, ripping them off.  Blaze screamed, until suddenly the pain stopped -- his wings still attached, but bloodied.  He looked behind him to find that Faerie was there, her axe was down.  It was stained with the muklok's gore . . . it did not seem to have blood at all.  Faerie had sliced it in half and immediately the beast began to congeal into nothingness.

"Don't talk, and don't fight me on this, Blaze," Faerie said, returning the axe to hammerspace.  "But you're gonna have to see Kelly and Goom."
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« Reply #867 on: September 06, 2012, 08:46:16 PM »
Love the updates!

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« Reply #868 on: September 07, 2012, 09:03:49 AM »
Thanks, Gazzy -- although you may not love it when Chapter . . . uh, Seventeen or Eighteen comes 'round.

CHAPTER SIX:
The Eurymedonian Dragosaurus

"Don't you dare tell me that the muklok is dead." Rotiart warned.

"But, sire, it was." Bubbles replied, rather stupidly.

"I told you not to tell me!" Rotiart snarled.

"But, sir, the data was recieved in complete form," Slicer interjected.

"Well, then, it was worth it.  And at least that bunghole was bloodied up.  Maybe, if we're lucky, he'll die."  Rotiart said, remembering the chilly reception that Blaze always gave him.  Rotiart liked him nearly as much as he like Cloak.

"Now, Computer, is the dinosaur nothlit on her own?"

"Designate DinosaurNothlit is just north of RAF at the following coordinates."

"Excellent," Rotiart said.  "Encapsulate and lauch the dragosaur."

***

DinoNothlit was outside tromping around in her compact form -- she didn't want to accidentally cause some picnickers an heart attack.  Or be a target for a couple of trophy hunters that she had dealings with over the course of the years.  They only wanted her head to compensate for more . . . lacking features they find shameful.

Dino tried not to dwell on the animosity she felt towards them.  But how could you like a guy whose sole reason for hunting was disproving their impotence?  Who "hunts" from helicopters?  Dino was the only Anklyotyrannus known to exist.  That made her a rather covetous target for these people rather than those hunters who hunt for food and such, and have some honor about how they take down their quarry.

WHUMPH!

Suddenly, a mighty impact shockwave alerted Dino -- but knocked out her communications with RAF.  She approached what appeared to be a large, black, egg-shaped meteorite thing.  Only the surface . . . it looked smooth.  Too smooth.  Dino kept her distance, eyeing the thing wearily.  Then a vertical crack appeared.  Then it proceeded in a lateral way, and Dino was quick to notice that the cracks were too straight, as if it used a ruler to make the crack.  This could only mean one thing -- this thing was not an egg but some sort of mechanical conveyance.  But Dino's instincts told her that it was not of extraterrestial origin -- there were no heating marks on it that it would have gotten if it were entering the atmosphere. . . .

The creature that slithered out was black with red, veiny highlights and silver accents.  It looked rather like a therapod, but with a dragon-like fringe of silver, horned crests around the back of its head and rather wispy-looking silver spines travling down its back terminating about a foot from the tip of its tail, which had for large, silver, stegosaur-like spikes.

<Well, hello, there,> Dino said, in thought-speak.*

The creature didn't speak, but appeared to sniff Dino from this distance.

<Great, I'm upwind,> Dino said aloud.

The dragosaurus roared, and charged Dino, who sidestepped.  She swung her ankylosaur tail, in attempt of hitting its thigh, but it maneuvered in such a way where the tail scraped the spines.  Dino realized in an instant that those spines were not just for decoration.  They were venomous barbs, and Dino was suffering from the venom.

<AHH!> she screamed, as the dragosaurus revealed another power -- firebreathing.  It had severely burned Dino's left thigh in such away that the force of the blast knocked her to her right and she fell and could not right herself again.  She tried in vain to snap at the dragosaurus but it stayed out of her range.  It opened its jaws, preparing to parboil Dino again, and she shut her eyes anticipating the killing blast . . .

But it never came.

Dino opened her eyes and saw that Blocky blocked the flame blast -- being a dragon, he was more tolerant to the heat.  But he had not come alone when he heard Dino's scream.  Ash and Underseen had taken the form of two titanoboas, and were constricting the dragosaurus with a combined pressure of about 800 or so pounds.  The venomous barbs didn't seem to bother them any, due to their natural regenerative ability inherent.

"It's done," Underseen said, having returned to his default form, as well as Ash.  It was at this point that Dino lost consciousness, but Block was quick to notice.

"Guys, we've gotta get her to Kelly, and fast!"

Ash and Underseen took on larger, stronger forms, and the three of them carried Dino back to RAF. . . .

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« Reply #869 on: September 07, 2012, 12:31:38 PM »
Lol. Oh dear. I await it with baited breath.