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Re: Memoirs of a RAFian
« Reply #690 on: July 29, 2012, 09:55:48 PM »
Why has this guy not been banned by now?
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Re: Memoirs of a RAFian
« Reply #691 on: July 29, 2012, 11:12:58 PM »
I just realized that Unseen is a nickname for me... WHY AM I SO SLOW
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Re: Memoirs of a RAFian
« Reply #692 on: July 30, 2012, 06:45:24 AM »
Actually it's because of my limited memory. :facepalm:

I keep thinking that IS your username. :facepalm: :-[

And there's a reason that Rotiart hasn't been Banned just yet. . . . although admittingly he'll fade away from the story until Book XXXV. . . .

CHAPTER SIX:
Pity for the Abomination

Abomination circled around Cloak and stood beside the newcomer.  Cloak could almost feel Abomination's gloating smile.  Stupid fool.

Cloak shut his eyes in a silent prayer for patience, and he managed to control his rage, but only just.  He knew that voice.  It was the voice that taunted him throughout the Fractured Realms.  The person who slain innocent Psychespian children to obtain that which she desired.  Cloak wore a look of deepest loathing and narrowed his eyes.

"Malice," he said.  "I should have known that this would have been your plan.  Abomination has had, like, one good plan in his entire lifespan."

"HEY!"

"Calm yourself, my love," Malice said.  "We can tend to this later."

These words are what caused Cloak to turn around, and looked around at Malice and Abomination.  They were arm in arm, almost like . . . like they were dating.  Abomination dating someone old enough to be his grandmother?  Well, it wasn't unheard of.

But Malice?  Really?  Malice has never known love.  She's never felt love for anyone but herself.  She was a narcissist to the core, and Abomination didn't seem to be aware of this fact.

"You're . . . together?" Cloak said with a raised eyebrow.

"What of it, Stripes?" Abomination said aggressively -- reminding Cloak irresistibly of Tom Wilson's portrayal of Biff Tennan.  But then, why not?  Abomination had about the same number of smarts as the said character.

"Abomination, even you can't be so blind." Cloak retorted.

"DON'T CALL ME THAT!" he roared.  Really, it was interesting how easily provoked he could be.  He wasn't this way before Shadow kicked his butt -- perhaps he never lived it down.  "And I'm NOT blind, you --" and he ended that sentence with a Realm Walker expletive.

"Language, dear," Malice cooed.  "You needn't resort to childish namecalling."

"Oh, but that's a major part of his predictable stragedies," Cloak intoned.

"Why you little --"

"CALM yourself -- dear," Malice said, almost losing her cool.

"Abomination -- oh shut up for a minute and listen! -- Malice cannot love anyone.  She doesn't know how.  She's never felt love once in her life.  She is using you."

"Liar!"

"And what do you want me for, Malice?  Surely, you need not have gone through all this trouble?" Cloak said, with a business-like tone and his arms folded against his chest.

"Oh, I just wanted to get you out of the way for a little while," Malice said, unable to resist the supervillian-monologuing cliche.  "Long enough while I put my REAL plan in action."
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Book 189: "Shenecron's Pets"
Chapter 4: "First Attempt"
(January 7, 2020)

RAFians Referenced Specifically: Demos.

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Re: Memoirs of a RAFian
« Reply #693 on: July 30, 2012, 02:22:40 PM »
'Nother chapter.

CHAPTER SEVEN:
The Malice Monologues

"What plan?" Cloak snarled, hoping to appeal to her cliche supervillian ego.  She had a great weakness for the theatrical and long-winded speeches.  "Wasn't getting me here enough of you plan?"

"Foolish boy!" Malice said with a scream of laughter.  "Surely you jest!  What made you ever think that we were interested in bring you here?"

"But you said --" Abomination began.

"Hush, now, my love." Malice said, without any sentiment.  Abomination seemed to have missed this distinction.

Cloak remained motionless and kept his face deliberately emotionless.  He knew her inner need to gloat about her machinations would reveal all that was necessary.  Eventually, she could no longer resist explaining and gloating about her newest scheme.

"Your RAFian allies give you strength, no?  Bolster your resolve, enable you to perform braver feats than if you were alone, right?"

Cloak did not answer.  He waited for Malice to continue.  She was merely goading him right now.  To what ends, Cloak didn't know.  Yet.

"Oh, you don't want to play?" she said in a mockingly sweet voice.  "Oh, okay.  Well, you know the answer, anyway.  We all do."

"I don't." Abomination whined.

"Quiet, love.  I'm talking." Malice said in voice like poisoned honey.  She turned back to Cloak, who was still standing stock still.  "Anyway, dear boy, don't you wonder what's going on in RAF with your absence?"

Cloak hid his surprise.  He had not.  His feline curiosity had gotten the better of him.  He had not paused to consider whether his fellow RAFians could be in need of his assistance.  He suppressed his alarm and kept his face resolutely blank, and said nothing.

Malice continued, "No, of course not.  You are easily lead astray, boy.  Your grandfather wouldn't have so easily fallen for that ploy."

Malice was goading him again, he knew.  So he ignored it . . . as best as he could.  Then he noticed that Abomination had gone.  How could he be so foolish?  But where had he gone?

"Oh, he's not here," Malice said, conversationally.  "He's gone to plant the bombs."

"Bombs?" Cloak demanded, dropping all pretense.  "What bombs?"

"Oh, the viral nanite kind." Malice said, suddenly sipping from a Realm Walker version of a martini.  "Once activated they will alter the neural pathways of all sentient Dwellers."

"Alter?!" Cloak said, rage bubbling its way forcibly to the surface.

"Well, yes," Malice said in a coy tone.  "At first, it will just alter there speaking and language pathways.  Like that Babble Tower story that those humans are so fond of."

Cloak stared at her.  That was her plan?  To create a Tower of Babel scenario on Earth?  There had to be something more to it than that.

"And, after twelve hours or so after activation, the brain becomes a degenerated mass of slushy gray stuff." Malice said, fishing a berry out of her glass.

"You're a monster," Cloak choked out, fighting his anger and rage -- a lifelong struggle with him.

"I'm glad you noticed! . . . It took you long enough." Malice replied.


Book 189: "Shenecron's Pets"
Chapter 4: "First Attempt"
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RAFians Referenced Specifically: Demos.

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Re: Memoirs of a RAFian
« Reply #694 on: July 30, 2012, 05:14:35 PM »
We talked about the Tower of Babel at church yesterday....
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Re: Memoirs of a RAFian
« Reply #695 on: July 30, 2012, 05:19:29 PM »
We should destroy them with our own bigger bombs.
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Re: Memoirs of a RAFian
« Reply #696 on: July 30, 2012, 05:40:36 PM »
I'd rather not have a crescent-moon planet, Blaze.


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Re: Memoirs of a RAFian
« Reply #697 on: July 30, 2012, 05:41:30 PM »
At least he didn't say "We should destroy their bombs with our bombs."
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Re: Memoirs of a RAFian
« Reply #698 on: July 30, 2012, 06:00:44 PM »
What reference is that, Underseen?

BTW, no new chapters tomorrow, probably.  Got business to attend to. . . .


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Re: Memoirs of a RAFian
« Reply #699 on: July 30, 2012, 06:19:56 PM »
I'd rather not have a crescent-moon planet, Blaze.

Imagine the scientific potential as we were thrown off the course of rotation and eventually rocketed into the sun.
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Re: Memoirs of a RAFian
« Reply #700 on: July 30, 2012, 07:34:29 PM »
It wasn't a reference to anything, just an ironic joke.
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Re: Memoirs of a RAFian
« Reply #701 on: July 31, 2012, 08:03:08 AM »
Ah.  Well, it looks like my business today had to be postpone due to weather.  So, I may post another chapter.


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Re: Memoirs of a RAFian
« Reply #702 on: July 31, 2012, 08:36:25 AM »
My weather is 110 degrees out here, so if it is rain you are lucky.
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Re: Memoirs of a RAFian
« Reply #703 on: July 31, 2012, 08:58:49 AM »
Not with a house that's falling apart.


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Re: Memoirs of a RAFian
« Reply #704 on: July 31, 2012, 09:37:25 AM »
That is happening to my grandma in Florida. She doesn't even care about it. The joys of being old...
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