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Re: Memoirs of a RAFian
« Reply #675 on: July 25, 2012, 11:47:17 AM »
Thanks, Underseen.  No new chapters today, I'm afraid.  I don't have the energy today.  Sorry.


Book 189: "Shenecron's Pets"
Chapter 4: "First Attempt"
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Re: Memoirs of a RAFian
« Reply #676 on: July 25, 2012, 01:11:36 PM »
Sweet ending. And wait, my sword can turn into ranged weapons? What else have you lied to me about? *crosses fingers* Eighteen Wheeler, Eighteen Wheeler, Eighteen Wheeler...
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Re: Memoirs of a RAFian
« Reply #677 on: July 25, 2012, 01:14:36 PM »
No, not the eighteen wheeler, Blaze.  I don't consider that a melee or ranged weapon.  I consider that transportation.  The bow and arrow thing works because of your inherent pyrokinesis.  No guns or anything of that nature (that's pretty much Parker's schtick).


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Chapter 4: "First Attempt"
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Re: Memoirs of a RAFian
« Reply #678 on: July 25, 2012, 01:29:11 PM »
I consider my persona to be proficient with most weapons, but only master of swordplay. I can handle myself competently with most weapons except for something unique or exotic, but the single handed sword is my weapon of choice.
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Re: Memoirs of a RAFian
« Reply #679 on: July 25, 2012, 02:30:40 PM »
*nods.*

Noted.

Pity that it won't help you out any during the next chapter -- which I'll probably post on Friday.


Book 189: "Shenecron's Pets"
Chapter 4: "First Attempt"
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RAFians Referenced Specifically: Demos.

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Re: Memoirs of a RAFian
« Reply #680 on: July 26, 2012, 01:27:24 PM »
Looking forward to the next segment. :] This has been good.
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Re: Memoirs of a RAFian
« Reply #681 on: July 27, 2012, 07:28:10 AM »
Thanks, Esty.

CHAPTER THREE:
A Better RAFTrap

Eventually Cloak, reluctantly, followed Abomination to find two of the first, if not forgotten, RAFians.  Cloak was very careful not to make jabs and sarcastic comments that may make Abomination change his mind -- he held no fear of Abomination attacking him.  Without the powers of the Twelve, his abilities were pretty much laughable.

While Cloak was doing that, Rotiart was making a big deal over his absence, really demonizing him.  He continued this until Faerie popped him upside his head.

"HEY!" he protested.

"Shaddup, n00b." she said, disconsolately.

"You have no right to do that to -- OW!" he said as she popped him upside the head again.

"You want me to stop?  Then it's simple.  Shut UP about things, matters that you know very little about."

"What?  That caped destroyer abandoning us again?" Rotiart retorted, but was slapped upside his head again.  This time by Parker.

"He's NOT 'abandoning' us, you little twit." Parker snarled.  "He has his reasons for going off.  And besides, we can handle ourselves just fine."

"Like when those Knights of Humanity were goin' to assassinate and replace the president and his cabinet?" Rotiart countered, sounding very much like a pouty, bratty four-year-old.  This event had occurred when Cloak was bouncing through the realms, going after Malice and preventing her from getting the secret Forbidden Arts.  Rotiart pressed this point, "Was this 'all-powerful' Realm Dancer there?"

<It's Realm Walker, Rotiart.> Noelle said, very formally.  She didn't like this little monster anymore than Cloak did.  <And he would be the first to tell you that he's not all powerful.>

"Semantics!" Rotiart shouted.  "How much longer before he betrays us?"

"You," Dino said, silkily, looming over the group, "are more likely to betray us, Rotiart."

"What do you mean by that?!"

"You know what I mean," she countered.  "I know that you know."

"Care to share, Dino?" Parker asked.

But, before any could speak, then that's when all hell started to break loose.

Noelle was captured and put in a strange, Ramonite-zoodeitium polymer box.  She checked herself out, and found that she was uninjured.  But the natural Andalite claustrophobia was burdening her.  She did not like being in this enclosed place.  What's more, the walls of the box shifted.  It was getting smaller.  Losing all pretext, she screamed and screamed.

Gaz was seized and put in an area of land where she was surrounded by crosses -- preventing her from walking out.  Garlic dangled from the tops of those, preventing her from flying out or misting out.  Then she looked up.  There was a piledriver-like device with wooden stakes made from a variety types of wood.  Every minute, it decided half an inch towards her.  Gaz knew she was screwed -- she would be staked!!

Ash and Unseen were flash frozen by a Mr. Freeze-styled gun.  Dino, Parker, Faerie, and Sakki had devices planted on the back of their heads which projected a villain for them to fight -- one that they cannot defeat.  Tyr's systems were hijacked so that he could not tell Parker otherwise.  Horse had a device planted on the back of her head that made her aquaphobic (fear of water), psychrophobic (fear of cold), and cryophobic (fear of ice) -- effectively removing her usefullness as a battler, considering that she's a hydrokinectic and cryokinetic.  Blaze was given the same treatment as Noelle.

"Where's you beloved Cloak now?!" Rotiart shouted.  He had nothing done to him, it would seem.  But he's basically the RAFian incarnation of Peter Pettigrew, only more outspoken.  "Where's he to save us?!"

"US?!?!" Gaz roared.  "YOUR FREE, YOU LITTLE WORM!  SAVE US, YOU COWARD!!"

But he did nothing but shake in paroxysms of fear.  The other RAFians were doomed . . . that is, until Richard showed up.
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Book 189: "Shenecron's Pets"
Chapter 4: "First Attempt"
(January 7, 2020)

RAFians Referenced Specifically: Demos.

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Re: Memoirs of a RAFian
« Reply #682 on: July 27, 2012, 10:42:15 AM »
We don't seem to be in any particular danger beyond the inconvenience. And me being unable to stretch my wings...in a tight box...with the air supply getting smaller...GET ME THE HELL OUT CLOAK!
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Re: Memoirs of a RAFian
« Reply #683 on: July 27, 2012, 10:44:30 AM »
You do know the box is getting smaller, right, Blaze?

And I'm nowhere near you guys to help. . . .


Book 189: "Shenecron's Pets"
Chapter 4: "First Attempt"
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Re: Memoirs of a RAFian
« Reply #684 on: July 28, 2012, 08:25:26 PM »
Can't wait to read the next installment.  :)

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Re: Memoirs of a RAFian
« Reply #685 on: July 29, 2012, 04:03:07 AM »
Nice wrap up; and great start. One point of order: Tyr is a guy.
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Re: Memoirs of a RAFian
« Reply #686 on: July 29, 2012, 08:24:00 AM »
            Fixed it, Parker.  Well, I'll probably post another chapter tomorrow.

            Well . . . the tentative titles (hopefully not giving too much away) for the next books are:

            • XV: The Book of Very Bad Things
            • XVI: Who's Who?
            • XVII: The Last RAFian
            • XVIII: The Intergalactic Collector
            • XIX: The Clone Wars
            • XX: The Darwin Gun
            • XXI: The Other Side of the Tracks
            • XXII: Pits of Terror
            • XXIII: RAFComix
            • XXIV: The First Master -- no RAFian (other than brief cameos of me in the beginning and end) appears in this book
            • XXV: The Musical
            • XXVI: Outage Outrage
            • XXVII: Infinity and Eternity
            • XXVIII: The Deadly Rings
            • XXIX:RAF Demented
            • XXX: The Music Miser
            • XXXI: The Metal Maker
            • XXXII: Richard Is Missing
            • XXXIII: Wild Emotions
            • XXXIV: Transformation Confrontation
            • XXXV: Richard's Horn -- probably the last book of a certain "RAFian" . . . ;)
            • XXXVI: Feral Scream -- Gaz might already be able to guess this book's plot.
            • XXXVII: Predators & Prey -- Thanks to Blaze for this idea -- though he probably doesn't know that he gave me this idea . . .
            • XXXVIII: Protean Problem
            • XXXIX: The Horsemen
            • XL: Royal Pains in the Neck
            • XLII: RAF's Nightmare*
            • XLIII: Unlucky Charms*
            • XLIV: The Piper*
            • XLV: The Wishing Star* -- Oh, Estelore will have a good reveal in this story, I think.
            • XLVI: An Armor War* -- Yes, Parker'll definitely be in this one.
            • XLVII: The Very Worst Plague*
            • XLVIII: Tiny Alien War*

            Yeah, I've been busy outside of RAF.  But it was either this or depression (due to my, uh, finicial situation).  The ones marked with the asterisk (*) I haven't done the chapter-by-chapter planning for.

            Maybe if I've more time, I'll post another chapter.
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Chapter 4: "First Attempt"
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RAFians Referenced Specifically: Demos.

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Re: Memoirs of a RAFian
« Reply #687 on: July 29, 2012, 08:28:42 AM »
You really plan ahead cloak. Oh God, I accidentally gave Cloak an idea. Knowing all the crazy s*** that flies out of my mouth, it could be anything.
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Re: Memoirs of a RAFian
« Reply #688 on: July 29, 2012, 08:34:30 AM »
What can I say?  I do prefer to plan ahead.

And you know eventually, I may very well run out of ideas.  Of course, by then, there'll be more books than Pokemon. . . . Speaking of which -- when I get my copy of Black 2, this thread'll be on a hiatus.  It should give Phoenix plenty of time to catch up.

CHAPTER FOUR:
Cloak's Curiosity Weakness

Cloak travelled behind Abomination for several moments in abject silence.  One could literally feel the friction between the two.  Once they were friends, when they were young.  But they grew apart when Cloak lost all in Abomination's arrogance and imporportionate ego.  Whatever deflated his ego had to go.  Cloak had done this several times, unaware of his former friend's decent into bullying.  Cloak could not abide by that, but he also couldn't help but to pity the poor, foolish creature before him.  His sheer arrogance and constant need to have his ego stroked had left him with very few, if any, friends.  He was never as powerful as he thought he should be, and he was, Cloak guessed, jealous of Cloak's mastery over the elements.  Abomination's lust for power is another thing that makes him so pitifully weak.

Cloak knew he wasn't without faults of his own, but supposed his biggest weakness was his feline curiosity, a trait all feline creatures, be them Realm Walker or Realm Dweller, possessed.  That's the thing with Realm Walkers -- they have weaknesses, but they are always intangible -- that is to say, not physical.  Sure, Cloak had freely expressed a dislike of loud sounds or extremely odoriferous things, but those weren't his true weakness.

With all this introspection, Cloak and Abomination walked on.  And on.  And on.  Cloak was starting to become suspicious, his gut telling him that something was very wrong.

"You don't know where June and Alan are, do you?" Cloak said, voice like shattered ice.

"Yes, I do!" Abomination protested, with mock offense.  "Their there.  Just beyond --"

Cloak stopped walking and glared at Abomination with feelings of the deepest loathing.  Cloak hated himself for falling into such a clumsy trap.  Abomination clearly had wanted Cloak to arrive at a particular location.  But why?

"You lied to me," Cloak said, voice colder than Pluto.

"Nuh-huh!" Abomination protested stupidly.

"And I was fool enough to think you trustworthy with any information," Cloak said, tone not changing.  Sage would have rebuked Cloak severely had he been alive.

"What I said is true!  June and, uh, Ellen are just, uh," he stammered.

"You can't even keep the names straight," Cloak noted, giving Abomination that heavy-lidded look.  "There is no June, Ellen, or Alan."

"Wha -- yes, there are!  And if you don't follow me --"

"Oh, shut up, you jabbering knave.  I see now you just said 'Ken' and 'Anna' at random.  And I trusted that you were being truthful." Cloak snarled.  "I have done foolish things before, but --"

Cloak facepalmed as he shook his head.

"You're going over there whether you want to or not." Abomination said, his voice threatening now.  But Cloak wasn't feeling fear, at all.  Abomination, at his core, was a bully.  And a bully is virtually powerless if one doesn't feed him fear.

"And just who's gonna make me?  You, Abomination?  You, who could not defeat an eleven-year-old girl?  What chance can you have against me without the stolen powers of the Twelve?"

"STOP CALLING ME THAT!! AND THAT PUNK KID HAD AN UNFAIR ADVANTAGE!!"

"Oh, stop your whining." Cloak snapped.

"That's far enough, though, dear," a voice said.  Cloak needn't turn around.  He knew who it was.
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Book 189: "Shenecron's Pets"
Chapter 4: "First Attempt"
(January 7, 2020)

RAFians Referenced Specifically: Demos.

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Re: Memoirs of a RAFian
« Reply #689 on: July 29, 2012, 09:37:49 PM »
One more chapter.

CHAPTER FIVE:
The Wrath of the RAFians

Richard unlocks the boxes holding Noelle and Blaze, after he deactivates it's shrinking mechanism.  Noelle is shaking in paralyzing fear and Blaze, as his name describes, was blazing mad.  Tongues of flame dripped down each feather of his wings.  His body was shaking with rage, only his sword hand remained calm and steady.

"WHO'S . . ." Blaze began, before gaining control over his emotions, "who's bright idea . . . who's responsible for this?!"

"Blaze," Richard said, mind still on the task at hand, having freed Cerulean from an evil tread mill.  Cerulean had noticed that Ash and Underseen were smashed once frozen.  He used all his super speed had to offer to reassemble the two. "We need your pyrokinesis.  Free Ash and Unseen from their icy prisions."

Blaze blinked.  "Oh, okay.  But we're gonna come back to this."

Yarin, having just arrived after a prolonged trip to Nya, managed to free Horse from the aquaphobia and cryophobia that were foisted upon her, and she blinked bewilderedly.  She glanced around, and asked, "what happened?"

Aquilai showed up in his TARDIS, looked around, and sighed, "Go for a vacation in the twenty-first and a half century*, and when I come back, everything goes to pot."

And without a second thought, he undoes the devices condemning Parker, Sakki, and Dino to eternally battle foes that they would never be able to defeat.  They were stunned, and Parker was demanding Tyr have an explanation, but he had none. . . .

Soon enough, all the trapped RAFians were freed.  But none too happy.

"How'd -- whoever it is that did this -- know our weaknesses?" Gaz asked.

"That realm-walking dolt's files, probably," Rotiart said.

"Cloak didn't have any user files." Blaze snarled.

"He did make a species index." a RAFian piped up from nowhere.

"It's not like he encrypted those!" Parker snapped.  "They were public -- I know.  I helped write some."

"Well, I suppose the vampiric weaknesses were well-documented." Gaz mused.

<And everyone knows Andalites, as a species, are claustrophobic.> Noelle thought aloud.

"And what makes you think he didn't have files on how to defeat all of you?" Rotiart insisted.

"That's enough, Rotiart!" Dino roared.  It sounded like a tyrannosaur roar intermingling with the words.

"Geez, Rotiart!  What's your beef with Cloak?" Phoenix said, eyeing the newbie wearily.

But still some of the RAFians, ones that don't have regular contact with Cloak and are themselves fairly new, seemed convinced of Rotiart's arguments.

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*Duck Dodgers reference.
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Book 189: "Shenecron's Pets"
Chapter 4: "First Attempt"
(January 7, 2020)

RAFians Referenced Specifically: Demos.