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Re: Memoirs of a RAFian
« Reply #5280 on: January 10, 2016, 09:34:03 AM »
New chapter.

CHAPTER SIX:
Seeking Death

"Cloak," Abby said, looking at a man whose leg was mangled by a metal bear trap, "we don't even know what we're looking for."

Cloak said nothing. He noticed a few noticeably battered teenagers on a skating halfpipe to his right as he stalked forward.

"Cloak, it's a good point," Sam said.

Claok said nothing, but continued the pursuit. He tried to ignore the maimed body parts and the howls of suffering. He never did like seeing people suffer, which probably why his hyperfocus kicked in.

"Cloak, are you listening?" Gaz asked.

He wasn't. Not really. His hyperfocus clearly in gear, and he believed that he would be able to sense this personification of death, this avatar of death. He felt that he, she, or it -- whatever -- would not look like the expected stereotype one would have on such a being. He hadn't any proof of this.

"Cloak!" Abby shouted.

Cloak didn't react. He was like a tiger hunting prey, a tiger with hyperfocus. But, then he noticed something that he almost missed. He looked directly at Sam.

"Are you okay?" he asked.

"Me? Yes. Why?"

Cloak said nothing, but eyed him suspiciously with narrowed eyes. He was floating above the ground, so Cloak couldn't use his Earthsight to discern whether or not he was lying, and Cloak couldn't help but wonder if this was deliberate. And he couldn't help but wonder if there was somethjng that Sam wasn't telling them . . .

But he hardly could accuse others if keeping secrets.

Meanwhile, there was a man in a green cloak, green gloves, green boots, and green shorts. He was barechested with chalk-white skin. He stood atop of a building, arms folded across his chest. He was a powerful being. . . .


Book 189: "Shenecron's Pets"
Chapter 4: "First Attempt"
(January 7, 2020)

RAFians Referenced Specifically: Demos.

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Re: Memoirs of a RAFian
« Reply #5281 on: January 10, 2016, 11:04:55 PM »
New chapter.

CHAPTER SEVEN:
Thwarted Relaxation

Death, meanwhile, whas unaware that he was being sought out by the RAFians or watched by the green-clad individual. But this was mostly because of willful ignorance, as Death has an omnipresence unmatched by any being, except possibly one other, assuming thst it even existed.

But apparently it was like the ringer on a cellphone and could be turned off, as Death had evidently done.

He still hadn't caught a fish. These ones seemed too intelligent, and none too suicidal. And, try as he might, Death could not stop himself from grousing on the injustices of his job, wallowing in his self-pity. This was really too much -- far too much -- responsibility for one being to shoulder . . . even if he had the omnipresent ability to be everywhere at once.

Let someone else do it for a change! Let someone else get kicked around for once! Let someone else take the slanderous abuse, the profane curses, the selfish indignity from the clients of the job! Let them FINALLY understand then!!

Ever since the dawn of his existence, he had this job. And, until now, he had done it without complaint, without rancor. But millenia of ungrateful souls scapegoating him for their failings was absolutely bound to wear down the toughest being, no matter who they were!! Being Death was, without a doubt, the most thankless job in the world.

He didn't even escort thrm to the afterlife! They didn't have to go onward -- wherever that was -- if they didn't want to! Yet he was blamed for their misfortune, just the same!! He just released them, reduced the amount of suffering that they would have been forced to endure. He would have appreciated a simple "thank you" at least once a millenia or two, but no.

All he ever heard was denial. They believe that he made a mistake -- Death cannot make a mistake, as much as he wish he could -- or clean to the delusion that they were just dreaming or something of the like. This was the most common reaction he found. Whether they got over this or still clung to to their petty little delusions, he never could find out because he would inevitably be alerted to the "need" of another client. He suspected they either accepted it and moved on, or lingered as ghosts. Perhaps forming skme sort of spectral society -- perhaps one who clung to their delusions that they justified possession, which, despite what the movies would tell you, is not as easy as it seems -- but it didn't concern him if they did or not. It was their business, not his.

Or anger. This was more common than denial. The "Why me?!", the "It's not fair!!", the "How can this happen to me?!", the "This is your fault!!", and the "Why would this happen?!" crowd. These were the most infuriating types. But they only pestered him for mere moments. He suspected that these spirit, if they did not go on, became poltergeists. He had no proof this, but, in retrospect, he really didn't want any.

Or bargaining. This was not common, but not unheard of. These were the more irritating ones. These were the ones that sought him out, hoping that he would make deals to return them to life. Deals of which, he had no interest in, even if he had power to do that. He released them from their bodies, he did not return them. Why was that such a difficult concept to comprehend? He suspected that these were the thieves and con artists of the spirit world, but he did not know for sure. He could not help but notice that these people tended to be the people who, in life, were most afraid of him.

Or depressive sadness. These . . . oh, it made his heart ache just thinking of them. They just allow despair to overtake them. The lucky ones manage to go on. But the others . . . they because what ghost hunters call "residual hauntings". They lose their sense of self in their despair. Some of the really unlucky ones evaporate into mist. . . .

Then there were the ones who took the news quiet acceptance. These were a strange bunch, whose motives Death preferred to not consider. These were the people would lived fulfilling lives or people, who in life, . . . sought him out. Usually emotionally distraught and those who think and believe that they're doing the world a favor. By seeking his release.

He drew in his line. This clearly wasn't working. He needed to find a way to relax. As he did this, he thought of Melinoƫ. It was her job to manage all these spirits who refused to go on. He wondered why she was being so lax in it of late.

He shrugged, as he shouldered his fishing rod, and walked away from the pier.


Book 189: "Shenecron's Pets"
Chapter 4: "First Attempt"
(January 7, 2020)

RAFians Referenced Specifically: Demos.

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Re: Memoirs of a RAFian
« Reply #5282 on: January 11, 2016, 01:10:12 PM »
Ah, so this is indirectly Malice's fault. Of course.

I'm back, and I can finally sit down and read, and wow, just wow. The ending of the last book was great (and I understood the reference), and now this book is so meta it's amazing. Ironic that I'm reading this on the day of one of my all time favourite musician's death, but I do enjoy reading about the mechanics of death like this.

And I have a theory about what might happen, considering the blurb you've given us, but I'll keep it to myself, as it can bring feels...

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Re: Memoirs of a RAFian
« Reply #5283 on: January 11, 2016, 03:00:09 PM »
Hmmmm . . . can't say what I want to. Spoilers.

New book ideas.

  • Book DCCCLXI: "Return of the Gray Lady" -- A woman with an axe to grind with Malice shows up.
  • Book DCCCLXII: "Poltergeist Pandemonium" -- The RAFians must deal with an influx of poltergeists.
  • Book DCCCLXIII: "False Promises" -- The Bargin Hunters, a clade of spirits, search for a particular item due to a promise made to them.
  • Book DCCCLXIV: "Possessive Pandemic" -- The Specter Society invade a school where a particular pandemic breaks out.
  • Book DCCCLXV: "The New Pariah" -- A new Queen of Ghosts surfaces.
  • Book DCCCLXVI: "Monkey Business" -- The RAFians have to battle a couple of Ozaru.
  • Book DCCCLXVII: "Ectonurite Shenanigans" -- Saffa acquires an Ectonurite, without realizing the complications that come from it . . .
  • Book DCCCLXVIII: "Potential" -- The RAFians race to procure a very special mirror, which shows them at their ultimate potential.

All titles subjected to change. I don't believe that I rehashed anything.

New chapter.

CHAPTER EIGHT:
Frayed Nerves

Cloak still eyed Sam wearily. He couldn't confirm his suspicions, and had no proof to back them up, but he was sure that Sam wasn't being entirely truthful. But Cloak focused on the task at hand.

"We're just wandering around aimlessly," Abby said.

Cloak said nothing, but pressed forward stubbornly.

"Cloak! We don't even know what we're looking for!" Gaz complained.

"Yes," Cloak said, at last, "I do."

"How?"

Cloak said nothing.

"Cloak, how?" Abby added on.

The tiger Realm Walker continued his silence in a rather pointed way.

"This isn't the first time you've sought out Death, is it?" Sam asked, almost knowingly.

Cloak hesitated a bit, before continuing onward as if nothing was said. And, for a while, nothing was said. They pressed on further, not really knowing where they were headed, as their goal was rather aimless at this point.

"Cloak . . . ?" Abby said, tentatively.

The Realm Walker ignored her.

". . . Cloaky . . ." Abby tried again, still tentative.

Cloak only gave the briefest of indications that he heard her. He knew that she wanted to ask just why he sought out Death. The reason was probably obvious, but he rather to not have to spill that particular point.

"Cloak," Sam tried, "it was because of . . . of your grandfather, right?"

Cloak said nothing but stalked onward.

"You wanted answers about his death, right?" Sam continued.

Cloak continued to say nothing.
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Book 189: "Shenecron's Pets"
Chapter 4: "First Attempt"
(January 7, 2020)

RAFians Referenced Specifically: Demos.

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Re: Memoirs of a RAFian
« Reply #5284 on: January 11, 2016, 09:28:13 PM »
New chapter.

CHAPTER NINE:
Spectre

Cloak's dour mood seemed to deepen ever more.

"Cloak --" Abby said, gently.

"I think that we should split up," Cloak said suddenly. He didn't really know why he felt so moody, but it usually happened when he felt overwhelmed or a desire for isolation.

"Cloaky," Gaz said, kindly, " you can't just push us away."

"We won't find Death clumped together like this," Cloak said, very seriously. "We need to separate. Fan out."

"Cloak, you're not going to do yourself any --"

"It's decided then," Cloak said, before he began to stalk off.

"That would be a mistake," came a voice. It sounded like Mark Hamill. Cloak didn't care. He continued to stalk away from the other and this newcomer. He hadn't even realized how personal this mission had become to him.

"Do not walk away from me, tiger," the voice said. Cloak could mistake the harsh commanding tone of the voice. He felt outrage at the utter gall of this man thinking he coukd order Cloak around like a nauhty child!

Cloak turned on his heel, and confronted the newcomer. He saw an average sized human male with chalk white skin. He wore shin-hugging boots, shorts, gloves and a hooded cloak, all green. The hood of his cloak was pulled over his head and cast the upper parts of his face in shadow.

Now, this was really too much.

"If you're gonna try to steal my look," Cloak said, deciding to not comment on all the green and the chalk white skin, "at the very least, do it right."

"You dare to speak to me in such an indolent manner?!"

"Oh, First Light." Cloak said, facepalming. "You're one of those kinds of antagonists."

"You do realize that I could turn you into a mouse?"

"You don't know a thing about Realm Walkers, d'you?"

"It makes little --"

Cloak launched a golden scarlet pulse of energy from his fist.

"I've had enough sanctimonious jerks to last me a lifetime," Cloak said.

"You dare to strike the Wrath of God?!"

"Oh, for --" the Realm Walker term Cloak used did not translate properly into English, so it sounded like a swift snarl, "--'s sake, is that actually a thing now?

"Cloak, do thing antagonizing the guy is the right thing to do?" Abby asked.


Book 189: "Shenecron's Pets"
Chapter 4: "First Attempt"
(January 7, 2020)

RAFians Referenced Specifically: Demos.

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Re: Memoirs of a RAFian
« Reply #5285 on: January 11, 2016, 11:27:47 PM »
Think that arrogance needs a bit of a check? :P

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Re: Memoirs of a RAFian
« Reply #5286 on: January 12, 2016, 06:19:41 PM »
Me? Or him?

New chapter.

CHAPTER TEN:
Antagonism

"Do not challenge me, mortal."

"Oh, no. Dressing like me? I can tolerate that to an extent." Cloak said. It was clear that Cloa was incensed. If he wasn't careful, he would lose control. "But stealing my lines?! That is a major no-no!!"

"When you speak to me, you will speak with reverence and respect, mortal!"

"I'll speak you in any way and manner I deem fit!" Cloak countered not backing down.

"My patience wanes! I will turn you into --"

"Then shut up and do it already!" Cloak said, refusing to back down. "First Light! Why'd you have to be the archetype that never knows when to shut up!"

Cloak roared out in frustration, but continued before the green-clad being could speak again.

"Why couldn't you be like the Spectre of that other realm?" Cloak said, with a rather provoked sigh of irritation. "At least he wasn't so pretentious, so utterly full of himself!"

"Guys," Sam said, "Cloak is providing us a distraction."

"You dare to mock --" the Spectre fumed.

"What? That makes no sense," Gaz said.

"Yes," Cloak said, emphatically. "Yes, I'm mocking you. Don't like it? Then stop being a sanftimonious jerk!!"

"Yes, it does!" Sam insisted.

Cloak and Spectre were close to coming to blows.

"Sam, I'm not too --" Abby said.

The two powerful beings were indeed about to clash.

"Second thought," Abby said, as she was a little too close for comfort to the battle, "let's go, Sam. Gaz."


Book 189: "Shenecron's Pets"
Chapter 4: "First Attempt"
(January 7, 2020)

RAFians Referenced Specifically: Demos.

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Re: Memoirs of a RAFian
« Reply #5287 on: January 13, 2016, 12:29:31 AM »
New chapter.

CHAPTER ELEVEN:
Clash and Dash

The three headed away from the climatic battle of the two powerful beings. The three weren't about to become collateral damage. Though they were seeking Death, ironically enough, when they could have met him by staying put, were this epidemic deathlessness not running rampant.

"I hope Cloak didn't bite off more than he could chew," Gaz said.

"He'll be fine," Abby said, though her confidence in that statement faltered when they heard a loud, sickening crunch.

Sam, unseen by the girls, clutched his chest, his breath ragged for a moment before he managed to suppress the pain from whatever happened. They were preoccupied with the sickening noises of the battle that even carried this far. He was relieved when the pain lessened, and that neither one of the girls noticed.

He did know why he wanted to keep this a secret, or even what was causing him such pain. He just felt that he wouldn't want to be in a hospital bed, with Kelly unable to do anything. But, more importantly, he feared what it was, and he was making excuses, lying to himself about it.

Though Cloak sensed it, due to his feline senses no doubt. He had deliberately floated over the ground to prevent Claok's Earthsight from outting him . . . what was he worrying about? It was probably nothing. Just due to the chilly weather. That's all.

***

"The guilty must be punished for their crimes," said the Spectre, causing debris whip around Cloak in a tornado. "So says the spirit of vengeance."

"And who makes the determination of guilt, then?" Cloak countered, using his aerokinetic madtery to still the air, causing the debris to falter and fall. "Oh, right. I forgot. You claim to be the rage or wrath of your particular deity. Right."

He attemted to turn the Realm Walker into a fossil, but failed. To which Cloak, with a shrewd idea of ehat he was attempting, said, "How many times are you going to try that before you figure out that it won't work."

Cloak had decided to forego using any of the tangible elements, like Earth, Metal, or wood, against him, as he clearly has the power of intangibility. And lacked a moral compass. Cloak blasted him with air and fire. Which actually seemed to bother him.

But it was his own innate energy, the type of energy any Realm Walker could use to varying effect, that seemed to have the greatest effect.

"You claim to be the spirit of vengeance," Cloak said, throwing the title back at him scornfully, as well as a crescent of energy. "But I personally think your more like a minion of Ah Puch or minion of Nemesis."

This apparently went over his head. Apparently, he didn't know thst Ach Puch was a Mesopotamian god of decay or that Nemesis was the Greek goddess of revenge. This didn't help the certain impatience thst Cloak had.

"Ugh." Cloak grumbled, as he slammed the Spectre down with his energy. Some omnipotent being, he thought harshly.


Book 189: "Shenecron's Pets"
Chapter 4: "First Attempt"
(January 7, 2020)

RAFians Referenced Specifically: Demos.

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Re: Memoirs of a RAFian
« Reply #5288 on: January 13, 2016, 01:59:50 PM »
Wait Spectre what?

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Re: Memoirs of a RAFian
« Reply #5289 on: January 13, 2016, 03:04:36 PM »
This Spectre. Well, not exactly. The Spectre in this realm is actually a bit more benign in terms of powers -- he's basically the fourth most powerful being. . . .

:edit: New chapter.

CHAPTER TWELVE:
Death Sense

Cloak's battle with Spectre did not go unnoticed. But most did not care, as they had allowed and permitted themselves to be maimed, mistakingly believing that deathlessness equated to invulnerability. Such misery often takes center stage in one's mind, so other things, no matter how major, are tended to be placed on the back burner. These are the ones who cry out for Death.

But, this time, Death ignored the pleads. He has done it before, to a particulary stubborn soul, so he would do it again, but on a larger scale. He had really had enough. Maybe by now they saw how important his job was. Maybe now, when they're suffering from unimaginable pain, from their careless maiming of themselves (he assuming that this would be the case), maybe -- just maybe they could see how necessary his job was.

But he didn't hold out too much hope, though. The these mortals -- including those love-lived beings called gods -- could be incredibly and stubbornly stupid about such things. Yet they were still young species . . .

All Death knew was that he was tired with it. Tired and frustrated. But who can he talk to? In the end, he would have to reap everyone. Even the one he would have relations with. Although he could be be a he or she, beings like him could be any gender they so chose. But that was neither here nor there.

He knew, with some chagrin, that the one was searching for him. He had not searched for him for so long, and that was relieving. He was tiring of the constant pleads to see him, for him to release him from his pain. Only his pain . . . it could be mitigated far easier than resorting to seeking his release. This is why Death ignored the pleas.

He was aware of the group, and that the former seeker was a part of that group. He anticipated why they would come to him, unbidden, unsummoned, unbeseeched. Funny, he found himself thinking savagely, how people are just never satisfied. They complain at him for doing his job, and yet, complain still when he does not. Never, ever satisfied.

Well, he was done. He was sick of it. Sick of it all. Centuries he has been at it, doing his duty diligently and without complaint. But now, now he had complaints of his own that needed addressing. He was tired of being expected to do his job and not have a single complaint, and, while everyone else can be revered and respected, he was reviled, hated, and disrespected.

Granted, there were those souls that were thankful for him doing his job, but they were far too sparse amongst the millions and billions that die every year. Prattling on and on about how their fate, most of which was self-inflicted by the consequence or ramification of their own actions or decisions, as unfair, unjust, or simply mistaken! He just released who was on his client list. He didn't chose who was on the list! That was not even his job!!

Oh, and that Spectre miscreant. He wasn't very fond of him, as he had an odious self-righteousness that was off-putting to most people. The thing need a host to tie it to this earthy plane -- but not a material host. A spirit, a ghost, the remnant of one that he, Death, had released. It couldn't be just an echo of a person -- otherwise, the result would be what the egophobic reality hopper is currently doing battle. And eventually that echo would vanish and the Spectre would essentially be banished to some place that Death had never bothered discovering where it was.

As for thespectral hosts, as far as Death was concerned, whether a spirit wanted to move on or not was their business, not his. And, to his knowledge, the spirit had to agree to be Spectre's host, and couldn't be involuntary. Free will and all.

Thr Spectre had no chance against the egophobic being, were he not so afraid of his own power -- but then, he wouldn't be egophobic.

. . . They draw closer. He prepared himself to give them the bad news.
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Book 189: "Shenecron's Pets"
Chapter 4: "First Attempt"
(January 7, 2020)

RAFians Referenced Specifically: Demos.

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Re: Memoirs of a RAFian
« Reply #5290 on: January 14, 2016, 01:36:08 AM »
New chapter.

CHAPTER THIRTEEN:
Mission Schmission

Death could sense them coming as easily as Clotho spun thread, as easily as Lachesis measured thread, as easily as Atropos cut thread. He found himself musing that in that scenario, would he beconsidered the Atropos's "abhorred shears"? He had never personally met any of the Moirai, so he wasn't even sure if their existence was legitimate or not. It didn't matter, when the time came, they would be released as everyone else, assuming they did, in fact exist.

But, that was a moot point. That time would not come for a long while yet. He needn't be pondering such things when they were currently of little concern and importance. He need to prepare himself for the inevitable questions, the guaranteed inquiries. It wouldn't the first time someone tried to conjole and coax him. Tried to manipulate Death itself.

"You took your time in getting here," he said, as Sam, Abby, and Gaz arrived. His tone wasn't impatient or accusatory, but genially and worn. He was prepared for the coaxing, the conjoling, the attempted manipulation. "It's such a pity that it was for not."

He gazed at each of them in turn. He looked at Abby as if he knew something about some farflung future event, something that he may be involved with her timeline in the future. Sooner than she may think. But he said nothing, leaving Abby feeling rather insecure for some reason she could not fathom.

Thrn his penetrating gaze fell upon Gaz, who felt as if she was being x-rayed. Her vampiric nature technically makes her undead, but that did not make her immune from his release. But it was an interesting oddity. Like with Abby, he said nothing.

His gaze lingered a bit longer on Sam. There really was no reason for it, and Death's face was inscrutable. Again, he said nothing, and kept his obsidian-like eyes hard. Death was not weak, he wasn't supposed to be anyway. He was supposed to be hard, unyielding, and someone not to trifle with.

"You're . . ." Sam said, unsure.

"Death. Yes, quite right." he said. He knew what this reaction was about. "Not what you were expecting, I suppose?"

"Uh, kinda," Gaz said.

"Ah, yes," Death said, acknowledging this. "The whole 'rail-thin, black-robed, black-cloaked, hooded figure with a scythe and skull face' schtick. It's kind of a stereotype."

"We, uh, we didn't mean to offend." Abby said, unsure how to play this.

Death waved the apology away, "That's okay, that's okay. Best we get this farce over with. You've come to try to convince me to go back to my thankless duty. Well, then, I'm sorry to disappoint you."

The RAFians were expecting some wiggle room to convince him. They were not expecting to be shut down so quickly, so firmly.

"Sorry to disappoint you, you lot," Death repeated. "But I will not resume my duties. Someone else can be Death, be embodiment of it. Let someone else be the personification of death. I've done it for eons. I have done it perfectly. I have done it without complaint. I've never recieved so much as a 'thank you'. Ever tried doing a job that no one even thinks anything of you? Where no one appreciates anything you do? Where you constantly are the subject of blame? Where you are consistently the object of ire or terror?"

The trio fell into silence, unsure of how to phrase their answer -- if they had one at all.

"We . . . we have a . . . a mission." Sam said.

"Mission schmission," Death snort dismissively. "I have wanted to quit this lousy gig a millenia ago, but I couldn't just up and leave. Yes, it's a concept some beings have a difficult time understanding, but it's gotten to the point of being ridiculous."


Book 189: "Shenecron's Pets"
Chapter 4: "First Attempt"
(January 7, 2020)

RAFians Referenced Specifically: Demos.

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Re: Memoirs of a RAFian
« Reply #5291 on: January 14, 2016, 06:56:39 AM »
Welp, by opening that Wikipedia link I might have just discovered the plot this book is following.

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Re: Memoirs of a RAFian
« Reply #5292 on: January 14, 2016, 04:16:51 PM »
Oh, really? *sly smile*

New chapter.

CHAPTER FOURTEEN:
Negotiations

"But . . . but . . ." Abby spluttered.

"But nothing!" Death said. "My decision is final. Too many eons of thanklessness has wrought this."

"But you're . . . you're needed." Gaz said, unable to prevent from coming out rather lamely.

"Yes, and you only noticed just how important it was when I stopped doing it," Death said, rather hotly. "Again, I repeat my points. Do you what if feels like to be constantly blamed and scapegoated? To be hated for doing it? To be feared for being what you are?"

"Yes," came a voice.

Cloak had joined them, having defeated the Spectre. He stared down Death, who didn't look at that pleased to see him. Not because he was afraid, but for another reason.

"So, you come and seek me out again, cloaked one," Death said.

Cloak said nothing. Nothing to support or disprove this assertion.

"Cloak . . ." Gaz said, "what does he mean that you're seeking out Death again?"

"He's referencing the fact that, when I was living under my mother's roof, I orayed and pleaded every night not to wake up ever again. Only Shadow and her mother ever mitigated this feeling," Cloak said, matter-of-factly, with a cold sort of tone. "Back when I was . . . when I was a different man."

"I did wonder why you stopped your pleas," Death said. "But I didn't really have the motivation to look into it. That was your business, cloaked one."

"Death, you need to resume your duty," Cloak said, in an abrupt change back to the issue at hand.

Death, however, was prepared for this abrupt change. "As I told your friends, reality hopper, I will not do it. I tire of all the thanklessness of it."

"Thankless or not, it still must be done."

"Yes, by someone else," Death replied.

"You're Death," Cloak countered, "no one else can do it. No one else can read or make sense of your list. Not even a Realm Walker."

Death said nothing this time.

"You are a necessity." Cloak said, quite plainly. "Without you, the natural order of things just cannot work. The cycle of renewal is broken without you. It may seem thankless on the spot surface, but you serve a function just as important as any other."

Death still said nothing. He knit his brow together in quiet contemplation.

"You are the father of hope," Cloak said. "Hope would not exist without death. Adara and the Blue Lanterns owe you that."

"But what about the Black Lanterns?" Sam muttered.

"Do not mention those abominations!" Death cried out passionately. "They pervert my duties as Death! Lead astray by the would-be usurper Nekron!!"

"I thought that you wanted someone else to do your job for you," Gaz said, without missing a beat. "Perhaps --"

"Do you know what you suggest, child?!" Death said, with indignant outrage. "Nekron has no respect for the balance of things! He wants to expedite the ending darkness before its rightful time! He shan't usurp my position! He cannot! To do so would be catastrophic!"


Book 189: "Shenecron's Pets"
Chapter 4: "First Attempt"
(January 7, 2020)

RAFians Referenced Specifically: Demos.

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Re: Memoirs of a RAFian
« Reply #5293 on: January 14, 2016, 09:57:45 PM »
New chapter.

CHAPTER FIFTEEN:
A Unforeseen Condition

"I cannot fathom how you would even imagine to suggest a thing!" Death blustered.

"Well, you said you wanted someone else to do the job," Sam pointed out. "You did not specify who exactly."

"Not him!" Death said, emphatically. "Anyone but -- oh, real cute. Real friggin' cute. You played me."

"Who, us?" Cloak said, not at all convincingly.

"Though such duplicitous actions do irritate me," Death said, "the points raised -- raised by myself unknowingly, I admit -- are still valid. I did not consider Nekron."

"So, you'll go back to work, then?" Gaz said, hopefully.

"It all depends," Death said, enigmatic.

"Depends?" Abby said, at once. "Depends on what?"

"Well, while I must admit, there is a backlog of people who must be released from their suffering," Death said, not answering the question, "it does depend on one thing . . ."

"On what, exactly?" Gaz asked.

Death said nothing.

"Stop milking the suspense and tells us, already." Cloak said, dryly.

"Depending on you." Death said.

"I meant with more clarity," Cloak said, with a dry delivery.

"Depending on whether you are willing to sacrifice one your own," Death said.

"I'll be the sacrifice," Cloak said immediately, before anyone could say anything more.

"Dear boy," Death said, "I never said that you got to choose."


Book 189: "Shenecron's Pets"
Chapter 4: "First Attempt"
(January 7, 2020)

RAFians Referenced Specifically: Demos.

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Re: Memoirs of a RAFian
« Reply #5294 on: January 14, 2016, 10:31:01 PM »
If the sacrifice ends up being Leatherhead, I swear, I will kill Death.