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« Reply #4545 on: August 05, 2015, 07:13:04 AM »
You did that on purpose, didn't you? :P

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« Reply #4546 on: August 05, 2015, 01:59:51 PM »
Yes, but not in the way you think. It was in the book outline I wrote months ago, maybe even back in 2013, 2014. But, yes, Yarin was chosen because his name is one letter away from yarn.


Book 189: "Shenecron's Pets"
Chapter 4: "First Attempt"
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RAFians Referenced Specifically: Demos.

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« Reply #4547 on: August 05, 2015, 04:18:45 PM »
Whoa.
This... this is big.


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« Reply #4548 on: August 05, 2015, 04:21:26 PM »
Yep, this is a part of RAFian history, little one. It's nearly 3 am I'll explain it some other day but I have PDFs of all the complete titles okay good night

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« Reply #4549 on: August 06, 2015, 02:40:38 AM »
Part of RAF history? Huh. Never thought of it like that.

New chapter.

CHAPTER FIVE:
The Atlas String

Spin-Yarn looked over his new minions, and a disgruntled Yarin. He analyzed their strengths, and refused to acknowledge that they had any weaknesses. And he believed that Yarin was under his control, as the "yarnified" Nyac glared at the yarn sorcerer with all six of his tiny button eyes.

Spin-Yarn closed his eyes to try and divine the location of the Atlas String's location. When he took it from the Alpha Stitch, this world unravel into pieces. Yes, the Alpha Stitch was quite literally thonly thing holding Patchwork Earth together. And Spin-Yarn still wanted it for his own. He would just recollect the raw materials from the unraveled world and remake it as he saw fit. And the Altas String would replete him with so much yarn magic . . . the mere thought of it was tantalizing.

He saw a flash of hilly green yarn and fabric. Was it here? Possibly. He sent Foom Fang to check it out and investigate. As well as guard the area from anyone who would take the Atlas String for themselves.

Then he saw a volcanic island of blacks and reds and yellows. Was it here? Plausible. He sent Inferno Wing to go and secure it for him, if present.

Then he saw a tropical island, surrounded by gentle waves. A potential tourist trap. Not likely that it would be here. But still . . . he sent Snare Cephalopod there to secure it for him.

Then he saw rows of slot machines. He quickly sent Slot Magician to Vegas to secure the Atlas String. It could have easily been hidden there.

Then he saw ice -- a tundra of some sort. He sent Yarin -- with yarn strings to treat him like some sort of marionette - to secure it for him. Yarin was not as helpless as Spin-Yarn believed, as he sent out a telepathic plea for help.

But Spin-Yarn had another minion that he didn't reveal to the others. One that he was inspired to make a yarn mock-up after the being who had imprisoned him in the sock to begin with. The horrible creature. The vile creature.

The creature in a cloak . . .

He sent him to a place where spacecraft are made. The Atlas String would be there, possibly. And this minion, this Mockup, would go and secure it for him. If it was there at all.

All the pieces were in place. Now Spin-Yarn can go on his more leisurely search for the String. . . .


Book 189: "Shenecron's Pets"
Chapter 4: "First Attempt"
(January 7, 2020)

RAFians Referenced Specifically: Demos.

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Re: Memoirs of a RAFian
« Reply #4550 on: August 06, 2015, 02:42:24 AM »
I'm guessing he can't speak.

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Re: Memoirs of a RAFian
« Reply #4551 on: August 06, 2015, 03:52:05 AM »
Oh, he can, he just doesn't do it much.

New chapter.

CHAPTER SIX:
String Search

"Where did Yarn -- d'ah! I mean, Yarin, go?" Saffa had asked. She had been the first person to notice his absence. "He hardly ever leaves the forum, outside of a mission."

"Especially with the Knights getting bolder every day," Parker said, surly. The "yarn-ification" had made the SPARTAN cranky. "That Jaxur guy is still out there. Hell, he's probably Head Lunatic by now."

"At least, they are officially listed as a hate group now," Helen pointed out. She held Parker's hand. "That's something."

"It's the tiniest bone they could throw us," Parker curled his lip in disgust.

"On another point," Cloak said, and Parker glowered jealously at the Realm Walker, who wasn't "yarn-ified", due his nature as a Realm Walker. "We should find the source of this global 'yarn-ification'. I have my suspicions, but they have yet to be substantiated."

"It must be powerful," GH said, thoughtfully. "To manage to change the whole world lke this."

"And within minutes, too," Saffa noted.

"But how, exactly?" Aquilai said. He dared not release his beloved TARDIS, and see it "yarn-ified". "How was the entire world changed, much less so quickly."

It was then when Yarin's telepathic plea of help was heard. He also imparted what he heard from Spin-Yarn's plans. The yarn sorcerer ran a bit at the mouth about them, seemingly unaware of the possible implications of being so open with his schemes. Then again, he didn't know about Yarin's innate telepathy, which worked exactly the same as before.

He informed the RAFians about the Alpha Stitch, about the Atlas String, about the locations he heard before he was sent away, and about Spin-Yarn himself.

"'Yarn sorcerer'?" Faerie snorted. "Seriously? That's a thing?"

"So says the fairy," Rotiart said.

"I will unravel you," Faerie growled.

"I think our course of action is clear," Richard said, interrupting Faerie's rage. When Richard spoke, people listen. Unless they were Knights. Or conservative fanaticists. "We need to find this Atlas String and this Alpha Stitch before this Yin-Yarn -- er, sorry, before this Spin-Yarn does."

He paused a bit, before continuing, "I believe teams of three need to be sent to each location. As well as the Cape."

"The Cape? The Space Center?" Gaz asked. "Why?"

"Hunch," Richard said.

Meanwhile, Spin-Yarn was working on a hunch of his own. . . .


Book 189: "Shenecron's Pets"
Chapter 4: "First Attempt"
(January 7, 2020)

RAFians Referenced Specifically: Demos.

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« Reply #4552 on: August 06, 2015, 10:30:57 AM »
 8) Awwww, yeah, gh is going to Vegas!!
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Re: Memoirs of a RAFian
« Reply #4553 on: August 07, 2015, 02:44:57 AM »
Let's not get ahead of ourselves, GH!

New chapter.

CHAPTER SEVEN:
Rolling, Stringy Hills

Cloak, Shadow, and Blocky wented to the grassy knoll area. Which was rather odd-looking, all "yarn-ified". Cloak would not admit it out loud, but he felt half-blind. This "yarn-ified" grass and what passed as earth did not suit him at all. Cloak felt like he was missing a limb, cut off from his favorite element. He imagined that this is was Saiyans must feel like when their tails get cut off.

Not to mention that scents were now virtually nonexistent. That just felt wrong to Cloak. This realm, the Prime Universe, the one where all others are spun off from -- was always a universe of smells, whether attractively aromatic or offensively odoriferous. To be wiped clean of that, it just felt plain wrong.

Shadow seemed to acclimate to it much easier than her uncle. But that made sense, as she never favored one element over the other. She was far more balanced in that way, even though her Earthsight was cut off as well. She seemed to be more cheery and upbeat, in stark contrast to her brooding and moody uncle.

Blocky, however, was inscrutable in body language and face. He was feeling rather indifferent to the "yarn-ification", having no strong opinion one way or the other. It was a thing. They need to adapt and deal with it, and that was all.

They had to find this Atlas String thing, and secure it. But this place was big, and they didn't know much about this String, it could very well be the size of a python or the size of a single strand of string. It could be buried fifty miles below what passed for ground here, or hidden fifty miles in the sky above them. The three really realized just how little that they really --

"Not today!" Cloak shouted whirling around, batting a yarnball fireball away. You might think Cloak would feel a feline attraction to the yarnball, tempted to bat it around like a domestic cat would. He did not. "We got in--"

But Blocky snapped into immediate action. He launched himself at Foom Fang, his claws and teeth meeting Foom Fang's. The battle was surprisingly vicious, and Blocky seemingly able to tell that this was not a "real" dragon. That it did not really have a mind of its own, that it was nothing but a tool.

Cloak and Shadow did nothing, could do nothing. Blocky was entwined with Foom Fang, and each strike was either blocked or parried, from either party. If either Realm Walker were to act, they would risk harming Block. Their hands were tied.

Within moments, Blocky got the upper hand, and his claws and teeth bit into the hide of Foom Fang. Blocky maintained his advantage, and proceeded to snap his jaws upon the neck of Spin-Yarin's minion. He held on until Foom Fang deteriorate in a mound of green yarn.

"Blocky," Cloak said. "What was that about?"

"I . . ." he panted, "I dunno. . . ."


Book 189: "Shenecron's Pets"
Chapter 4: "First Attempt"
(January 7, 2020)

RAFians Referenced Specifically: Demos.

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Re: Memoirs of a RAFian
« Reply #4554 on: August 08, 2015, 02:33:16 AM »
New chapter.

CHAPTER EIGHT:
Back to 80

"Never thought that I'd be back here again," Phoenix said, moodily. "More to the point -- I assumed that it was destroyed."

Phoenix was with Demos and Parker, and they were in a yarn representation of the Savage Land. Only without the vegetation.

"Although it's a lot different than I remember," the mod said, thoughtfully.

"Because it's, um, YARN now?" Demos said, irreverently.

"NO, because there isn't any greenery, just black ash -- er, black ash yarn, anyway. And yellowing plant matter -- er, yellowing plant matter string." Phoenix said. He facepalmed a bit, before replying, "God, I'll be glad when all this 'yarn-ification' business is behind us."

"There are worse things," Parker said. "But how are we supposed to find this magic yarn or whatever it is?"

"No idea," Phoenix admitted.

"That's encouraging," Parker replied dryly.

"Well, I would it would be simple," Demos shrugged.

"How so?" Phoenix replied.

"It's probably what ol' hot wings over there is guarding," Demos said, pointing casually to Inferno Wing. "Unless it's a local?"

Inferno Wing gave a deafening squawk as it took to the air. It circled almost lazily above them, and this irritated Parker. He saw it as a sign of disrespect, as if the buzzard-like phoenix didn't consider him -- or him, Demos and Phoenix, rather -- a legitimate threat.

He caused the twin fusion cannons to come up from his armor's right gauntlet, but groaned with irritation when he noticed that it was more saccharine than badass. He would welcome when the world was no longer "yarn-ified".

With a shriek, Inferno Wing dived down, attempting to knock the trio down, but they were more surefooted than to succumb to that weak tactic. Demos was the only one who looked, not only unconcerned, but, frankly, bored.

"Demos! You better start taking this seriously or I will deftly spill coffee on your favorite silk suit!!!" Parker snarled.

"Now that's not fair!" the demon protested.

"Enough, you two," Phoenix said. "It's coming for another pass!"

"Triple Finish?" Demos suggested nonchalantly, referring to the Pokemon Trainer's Final Smash in Brawl.

"If it gets us out of here any faster, fine by me!" Parker snarled.

Inferno Wing was hit by the red and white streamers of yarn as it attempted a third pass. It was a direct hit, and it caused it to collapse into thread.

***

Spin-Yarn thought he location the true location if the Atlas String. He hovered over the yarn ocean, sure that it was down there. Down deep in the ocean, binding it to the land, industrial,  ice and other patches that made up the Earth. It was down there . . .

And yet Spin-Yarn hesitated. He had no reason to. It was yarn water, it would not unravel him or cause him to float atop if he attempted to dive further down. Yet he still hesitated.

The reason for this hesitation was simple. Spin-Yarn was afraid. Afraid of the ocean waters.

Although he would never admit it to anyone.


Book 189: "Shenecron's Pets"
Chapter 4: "First Attempt"
(January 7, 2020)

RAFians Referenced Specifically: Demos.

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Re: Memoirs of a RAFian
« Reply #4555 on: August 08, 2015, 03:15:46 AM »
What, the ocean isn't yarn?

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« Reply #4556 on: August 08, 2015, 04:10:23 AM »
It is.

But Spin-Yarn remembers when it wasn't. It's a total psychosomatic thing. A paralyzing fear doesn't go away easily and is never rational.

Hope that explains it.

:edit: Since I'm posting this now, the daily chapter tomorrow may be a little later than normal. Alas work and all that jazz.

New chapter.

CHAPTER NINE:
Hello Mali!

"Hurrumph."

"Oh, don't be that way." Horse chided. "Enjoy this island. It may not be Maui, but it's Mali!"

"Hurrumph."

"You're being petulant," Aquilai said, patiently.

"Hurrunph."

"GH, what precisely did you think you would be doing at Vegas?" Horse said, practically. "Playin' the slots? Seriously, GH, you wouldn't have the time. The sooner we find the blasted string the better."

"There is still the Spin-Yarn character to deal with." Aquilai said.

"Oh, what threat could he be without this string thing?" Horse said, bracingly.

"He turned the whole world into a child's rainy day activity," GH said dully. "I think that's a sufficient enough threat."

"Touche," Horse conceded. Then she noticed something in the water. "Wait -- what's that?"

"All too fresh kalamari?" GH asked dryly, as Snare Cephalopod surfaced from the "yarn-ified" ocean in an overly dramatic way. "I was kidding, you know."

Horse slipped into the water, and Aquilai solidified water into an ice boogie board of sorts. They were going to battle the Snare Cephalopod in the water. GH thought this was a rather bad idea, personally. The water is where it would be at its strongest, not that the waterbending Time Lord or the hydrokinetic seal weren't powerful in their own right, but none would have a real advantage of the other.

GH pulled his guitar from being slung over his shoulder, and he came up with an idea. He raised his hand, and began to play. He played a guitar version of "Aloha 'Oe", with surprising proficiency considering he wasn't sure of the lyrics and only knew the tune of the famous song of Liliuokalani.

Snare Cephalopod wasn't a fan.

He made a beeline toward GH, who played the tune relentlessly, but Snare Cephalopod was stopped and impeded by Horse and Aquilai. Snare Cephalopod was only focused on GH, and this gave the two RAFians around it the advantage.

They took it and Snare Cephalopod was no more.

"What possible gripe could it have with 'Aloha 'Oe'?" Aquilai asked, coming ashore.

"Yeah, it wasn't like GH was playing something by Justin Bieber," Horse concurred.

"Oh, God, no," GH exclaimed, revolted by the mere idea.

***

Spin-Yarn continued to hover the the "yarn-ified" ocean. He had no reason to fear it now. No reason whatsoever. . . .

And yet he continued to hesitate. This fear was causing him to question himself, as the "yarn-ified" ocean still acted and functioned like the normal ocean. This was enough to stymie him from his goal.

He tried to fight this paralyzing fear, but doing such a thing was not an easy feat to accomplish. He thought ruefully that he should have sent Snare Cephalopod here instead of that island, the one they called Mali.

It wasn't real water, but yarn, he tried to convince himself, it was a result of his own endeavors. He must go down. He must collect the String!! He must!!

He . . . must . . . !!
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Book 189: "Shenecron's Pets"
Chapter 4: "First Attempt"
(January 7, 2020)

RAFians Referenced Specifically: Demos.

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« Reply #4557 on: August 09, 2015, 03:13:54 AM »
I have to assume that the beginning of this chapter was just a reaction to my previous statements. :P Besides, slots are for people with no skill, poker is where it's at! Says the guy who has never been to a casino in his life.
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« Reply #4558 on: August 09, 2015, 07:09:54 PM »
You assume correctly. Well, for the most part.

New chapter.

CHAPTER TEN:
Casino Yarn Zone

"I still don't know why people are attracted to this gaudy place," Faerie said, surly. "All the glittering neon signs and what not -- it looks worse 'yarn-ified'."

"I'm inclined to agree," Underseen said. "It's a wonder anyone can sleep in this city."

"Who sleeps in Vegas?" the faerie quipped.

"Can we focus here?" Broken said.

"We don't know what this Alfalfa Sitch --" Faerie began.

"Alpha Stitch," Broken corrected.

"Like it matters," Faerie recovered quickly. "We don't have any idea what this Alpha Stitch or Atlas String looks like."

"Faerie has a point there." Underseen said. "That does seem like a valuable piece of intel to not have when being dispatched to a mission."

"We've gone off of less before," Broken said.

"Yeah, well . . ." Faeries said, feeling rather nettled. Then they heard a rustling. "Wait. Hear that?"

***

Success!

Spin-Yarn had managed to overcome his deliberating fear of the "yarn-ified" ocean. Overcame it and took the plunge. But he found that there was a similar if not identical problem with buoyancy that the ordinary ocean would have given him.

But no matter, no matter.

He had taken the fist tentative step, the hardest step of all, all he needed now was the unbridled determination to achieve his goal. To reach it with decisive determination and unmatched dignity.

But this buoyancy thing was proving to be more of a hindrance thanbhe intially thought. Every bit of progress he made, it seemed that he was pushed at least halfway to twice the distance backwards.

It was enough to make him want to tear out his hair. If he had hair, that is.

***

"Sorry, pal, but not this time," Underseen said, able to wiggle free from being bound to a bomb. This was the third time that the Slot Magician had tried to pull this on him. The first time he had taken the trio by surprise, and managed to tie them up behind a red curtain.

It varied its attacks by the slot machines, and by what and how they lined up. Three cartoon bombs line up and he'd try the bomb trick. Three swords and he'd attack directly with close-quarters combat like melee and hand-to-hand combat attacks. Three shields and he'd fight defensively for a time. Three staffs and he'd resort to using long- to mid-range combat, deoending on what the terrain would allow. If they didn't line up at all, it would hesitate. This allowed the RAFians a free shot, as Slot Magician seemed uninterested in attacking unless the slot machines three images lined up either straight across or diagonally.

This hesitation didn't happen as frequently as you may think. But when it did, the RAFians made sure their attacks count, especially when Broken discovered that he could magically manipulate the slot machine to make the hesitations happen more often.

Within moments afterward, Slot Magician was gone.


Book 189: "Shenecron's Pets"
Chapter 4: "First Attempt"
(January 7, 2020)

RAFians Referenced Specifically: Demos.

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Re: Memoirs of a RAFian
« Reply #4559 on: August 10, 2015, 02:11:08 AM »
It's such a relief when the villains aren't monologuing.