Eh, it's suppose to be.
New chapter.
CHAPTER FIVE:
Strict Dress Code
"But we're not st--" Ricky began.
"Wonderland, you say, mister?" Rollo said. As may have been established before, he hadn't much good sense and tended to act without thinking.
Ricky, however, overthought everything and had a fair bit of good sense that was usually overturned by peer pressure from Rollo. Ricky didn't have too many friends, due to his shy and almost secretive nature, due to the fact the other kids in his class just saw him as "that weird kid".
"Yes, that I did," Jervis said. "It's Mad Hatter, by the way. You may call me simply 'Hatter', if you prefer."
"So it's okay if we hang here for a while?" Rollo said.
Ricky was certain this was a bad idea, but Rollo wasn't about to listen to him or reason. Ricky was trying to devise a way to do it, but hesitated when he decided the only way was to be upfront. He didn't want Rollo to be angry with him.
"But, of course," Jervis said, permissively. "This Wonderland I've painstakingly built is a refuge for young, disenfranchised youths, such as yourself."
"Cool!" Rollo said.
Ricky thought it was anything but cool. But he said nothing.
"But there's just one thing," Jervis said, with a rather apologetic tone. "My Wonderland has a dress code. I'm afraid it's rather strict."
"Dress code?"
Ricky was wondering how Rollo could not have seen this coming. Ricky though it was rather obvious what the conditions of staying was. The other kids were already demonstrating it, and the blankness of their faces disturbed Ricky a great deal. Rollo was so interested by his own needs that he could realize what Ricky had already.
"I'm afraid so," Jervis said, in the same semi-apologetic tone.
"Rollo, perhaps we should go." Ricky said.
The angry glint in Jervis's eye did not escape Ricky's notice. But Rollo remain so very oblivious to it all. It couldn't be possible that Jervis was being
that subtle, could it? Ricky began to doubt himself. Maybe he was misinterpreting the situation. Probably not likely, but still plausible . . .
"Don't worry, my poppets," Jervis said, with a note of eager urgency. "I can provide the appropriate dress to meet the requirements."
He said it a little
too eagerly, Ricky thought. His fight or flight response was leaniheavily towards flight, but he couldn't bring himself to abandon Rollo. He didn't know how to convince Ricky how this was a bad idea, and he suspected they were pass the point of no return, as Jervis had cut off the only possible exit to get the "appropriate dress requirements".
A Cheshire cat costume, without a mask and a simply furred hood, and some child-sized period clothing. Ricky narrowed his eyes at this, and wondered sarcastically just why this guy would have said costumes just lying around.
"I'm not wearing that," Rollo said. "Neither of them!"
Ricky spoke in front of Jervis for the first time, "Me either."
"Tsk tsk tsk," Jervis clicked his tongue, while shaking his head. He pulled out two blank cards from his pocket and fanned them out. "Pity, that."
Now Ricky and Rollo were on the same page. Unfortunately, it was too late.