Lol, Underseen. Granted the little egotist (frankly, his ego is so big, it's amazing and remarkable that he can stand upright) might try to sue me if he ever reads this.
CHAPTER EIGHT:
Ol' Lucky
It was not long when these deaths were determined as strange enough to be outside the normal police jurisdiction. The government deemed it to be within RAFian jurisdiction, and so called them in on the case.
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Shock, RYTX, and Chad30 were dispatched to deal with the womanizer's death. They arrived in the suburban house where the murder happen, and saw the . . . uh, the wall's new, um, "paint". But none of the three reacted to this outwardly, they remained professional. The examined the rainbow.
"Must have been that leprechaun that had that crush on Sakki." Chad30 determined.
"Excuse me, what?" Shock said.
***
Phoenix, Sakki, and Empress Goose were dispatched to investigate the politician's death. They arrive at his penthouse office, and examined the scene thoughly, noticing the rainbow -- it was kind of hard to miss.
Sakki shuttered, feeling dirty. "It was that dirty little leprechaun lecher. Has to be."
"What?" Phoenix said thoroughly nonplussed.
"Oh," Empress Goose began before Sakki threateningly interceded with, "Don't you
DARE, Goose."
***
Underseen, Noelle, and Blue investigated the death of the greedy man -- a notorious loan shark with an outrageous sixties hairdo. They saw the rainbow indicating were the body was.
"D'you think he was killed due to crimes of fashion?" Blue asked.
<This coming from the guy in the ninja get-up.> Noelle said drily.
"What could of done this and leave a -- a rainbow?" Underseen said, hesitantly. There really wasn't a manly way to put that.
That stumped them as they were unaware of Sakki's little encounter and Cloak and Aquilai's observations.
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The other investigations were pretty much the same. Aquilai, Saffa, and Gaz investigated the death of the lazy man's death -- a man who lived off of the system and fraud. Dino, SuperNate, and Yarin investigated the prideful man's death -- who was a real-world representation of Marvolo Gaunt. Kelly, AniDragon and Damien investigated the envious man's death -- a very insecure, very jealous man.
***
Cloak, Abby, and Parker began to investigate the death of the angry, angry man -- one who had a hair trigger temper.
But then Cloak's ears picked up something. Something that he could not openly dismiss without being
incredibly foolish.
Abby seemed to recognize this reaction. "What is it?"
"Something," Cloak said, listening intently, "something outside."
The three went to investigate this and found the leprechaun in question. Going through a dumpster.
"Stop right there!" Parker called, using a clipped, police-like tone.
The leprechaun looked up, and fled. The RAFians attempted to stop him, but he "lucked" away Cloak and Parker's attacks, only Abby's seemed to have any affect. But, he still got away.
