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Re: Memoirs of a RAFian
« Reply #1290 on: January 03, 2013, 03:09:28 PM »
Right.

Well, it'll have to last until Monday or Tuesday.


Book 189: "Shenecron's Pets"
Chapter 4: "First Attempt"
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Memoirs of a RAFian
« Reply #1291 on: January 03, 2013, 04:22:30 PM »
Good update, Cloaky! Good luck with everything.

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Re: Memoirs of a RAFian
« Reply #1292 on: January 03, 2013, 09:56:09 PM »
Oooh, nice chapter!  *wishes that overcoming irrational fears was so simple in reality*  :P

BTW, I hadn't realized before that my Mark was between my eyes.  That is a brilliant place for it!  It definitely makes more sense than putting it on my hand (where it would have to be tiny to fit, lol), would look completely awesome to boot (picture a dinosaur's head with a glowing insignia on it . . . bad@$$, right?), and since I generally headbutt anything that a more opposable-thumbed person would use their hands for, it would be easier for me to actually use it.  All-in-all, I love that mental image.  ;D

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Re: Memoirs of a RAFian
« Reply #1293 on: January 04, 2013, 09:36:53 AM »
Well, it just made sense to me, Dino.  Not all RAFians even have hands. For instance, the Yeerk RAFians have it on the true bodies and it doesn't appear on their host's appendage. 

Edit: Yay! Fanfic of the Year! To think, I was going to delete this thread had Blocky not replied first!

  • Book XXIII: RAF Comix
The RAFians are sucked into a comic book made by Damien.
  • Book XXIV: The First Master
Cloak meditates alone in a forest, and has a vision about the first Master . . . the first Elements Master.
  • Book XXV: RAF -- The Musical
The RAFians find themselves trapped in a musical where everyone must burst into song occasionally.
  • Book XXVI: Outage Outrage
The RAFians find themselves losing their powers.
  • Book XXVII: Infinity and Eternity
The Infinity Gems and the Eternity Stones make themselves known.
  • Book XXVIII: The Virus Rings
The RAFians are attacked by foes they never thought they'd see again.
  • Book XXIX: Soul-Suckers
The RAFians are attacked by Dementors, which have a rather large effect on Cloak.
  • Book XXX: Mayhem of the Music Miser
Cloak recalls the RAFians' previous confrontation with the Music Miser three years ago.
  • Book XXXI: The Metal-Maker
The RAFians must save their own from a Roboticizer.
  • Book XXXII: Richard is Missing
The RAFians must cope without Richard.
  • Book XXXIII: Emotional Food
The RAFians must confront a different kind of vampire.
  • Book XXXIV: Transformation Confrontation
The RAFians must confront some strange machines.
  • Book XXXV: Richard's Horn
The RAFians must get Richard's Horn, a mystical musical instrument, back from Malice, who received it from a RAFian traitor.
  • Book XXXVI: Feral Scream
A Wildwethel-centric book, he must deal with his feral side.
  • Book XXXVII: Predators and Prey
The RAFians are being preyed upon by some sentient predators.
  • Book XXXVIII: A Protean Problem
The RAFians must deal with a powerful snot-nosed kid who, quite literally, can do whatever he wants.
  • Book XXXIX: The Horsemen
Four RAFians are captured and converted into four Horsemen of the ancient, rogue Realm Walker Cataclysm.
  • Book XL: Sizeable Pain in the Necks
The RAFians must deal with Heinlein aliens.
  • Book XLI: RAF's Nightmare
The RAFians must survive their own nightmares.
  • Book XLII: Unlucky Charms
The RAFians must contend with a rather bloodthirsty leprechaun.
  • Book XLIII: The Piper
The RAFians must contend with a pied piper.
  • Book XLIV: Starlight Desire
The RAFians race Malice, Abomination, and the Banned to a wishing star (no, not Estelore).
  • Book XLV: A War of Armor
Parker is outraged to see knockoffs of his rather unique armor and what they're being used for.
  • Book XLVI: The Worst Plague
The RAFians must weather the worst plague to ever existed -- the Hate Plague.
  • Book XLVII: Little Alien Napoleons
The RAFians are caught in the middle of a war between Helmacrons and Fmeks.
  • Book XLVIII: Go Away!
The RAFians must deal with the paparazzi who are all of a sudden interested in them.
  • Book XLIX: RAFian Tales
RAFians tell various RAFian-themed stories across a lunch table.
  • Book L: Maul
The RAFians must deal with the result of one of Demos's experiments.
  • Book LI: Erised Orbs
The RAFians must face their greatest desires.
  • Book LII: RAFians Alive!
Read the "Mummies Alive" parody in the RAFize songs thread.
  • Book LIII: The Pain Reliever
The RAFians must deal with an elderly Vulcan styling himself the "Pain Reliever".
  • Book LIV: Beyond the Veils
Aquilai and Aila must confront old foes while the other RAFians must put up with a Czarinian bounty hunter.
  • Book LV: Dangerous Deals
Demos meets up with his half-brother, Shenecron, who has a perchant for making deals.
  • Book LVI: Of One Mind
Malice seeks out the Unimind.
  • Book LVII: The End of Time
The RAFians must contend with two Kryptonians (who think they're Time Lords) and prevent them from ending time altogether.
  • Book LVIII: Hematomimic
The RAFians must capture a Plasmavore and put up with it's rather stupid Judoon jailer.
  • Book LIX: Sins of Youth
Estelore, Richard, Parker, and Cloak must survive when the entire city and forum have been reduced to two-year-olds.
  • Book LX: The Replacements
The RAFians must contend with the fame-feeding Eidolon Consciousness.
  • Book LXI: Arachnoids
The RAFians must contend with the Arachnoids and finding a cure for one of their own that was poisoned before it's too late.
  • Book LXII: Personal Tissues
The RAFians must contend with some one misusing Bibliophaetos's discarded book shell.
  • Book LXIII: Memory Today, Gone Tomorrow
The RAFians lose their memory and must find a way to regain it.
  • Book LXIV: Appliance Armageddon
A superintelligent computer controls all electronics, and the RAFians must stop it.
  • Book LXV: Prodigy and Composite
Some RAFians are merged into two separate entities.
  • Book LXVI: The Merging
The Universes begin colliding and merging.
  • Book LXVII: Be A Doll
The RAFians are confronted by a Super Chucky.
  • Book LXVIII: They're Such Cards
The RAFians are sealed into cards, which end up trapped in an ancient leather-bound book, and it's up to three kids to free them.  An out-of-continuity book.
  • Book LXIX: Dinosaur Island
Everyone, except those that bear a Mark, begin turning saurian.
  • Book LXX: Corrupted
The RAFians must deal with the son of Cataclysm, Corruptor.
  • Book LXXI: Artificial Skins
The RAFians must deal with symbiotes.
  • Book LXXII: Separation Anxiety
The RAFians must contend with an ethereal virus.
  • Book LXXIII: A Thing About RAFians
The RAFians must contend with Seekers, which home in onto their Marks.
  • Book LXXIV: A Planted Idea
The RAFians must contend with a floramaniac.
  • Book LXXV: Vacation Photos
The RAFians are sucked into a Polarisoid camera.
  • Book LXXVI: A Personal Gremlin
The RAFians must contend with gremlins.
  • Book LXXVII: The Rust is Silence
The Rafians must deal with an oxidation ray wielded by a criminal.
  • Book LXXVIII: The Toyman Cometh
The RAFians deal with a Toyman-esque character.
  • Book LXXIX: RAFian Idol
Yes, just another excuse to put in more of the (as of writing) nearly 800 parodies.
  • Book LXXX: Savage Heart
Cloak battles an ancient being called Garrotik.
  • Book LXXXI: Slave Islands and Juggernauts
Three RAFians are taken prisoners by the Knights and sold into the slavery of New Genoshia, while the others deal with a juggernaut.
  • Book LXXXII: Shredding a King
The RAFians deal with a demonic Shredder-like ghost called Regiphaetos.
  • Book LXXXIII: RAF -- The TV Show
The RAFians are forcibly recruited to Mojo's programs.
  • Book LXXXIV: The Drinker
The RAFians must contend with a Spirit-Drinker.
  • Book LXXXV: The Last Laugh
The RAFians must face Joker Gas.
  • Book LXXXVI: It's A Mad, Mad, Mad Villain
The RAFians must contend with mind control cards which are ineffective on them.
  • Book LXXXVII: Sight Unseen
Six RAFians are rendered functionally blind, optically-speaking.
  • Book LXXXVIII: Don't Let It Snow
The RAFians must face a second Ice Age caused by a Diznee Ice Ifrit.
  • Book LXXXIX: The Rachel Toxin
The RAFians must find a cure to a toxin that increases the fearlessness, hostility and aggressiveness induced in people which the Mark cannot protect the RAFians from.
  • Book XC: Virus Alert!
The RAFians face a dangerous virus seeking a host.
  • Book XCI: A Youthful Thief
The RAFians face a creature that siphons off the youth in its victims, provided they're younger than him.
  • Book XCII: Calendar Creep
The RAFians face the Calendar Creep, a criminal whose crimes are holiday themed.
  • Book XCIII: The Branding
Faerie fights a witch-boy named Salem (and his magical black cat, Saberhagen) for a magical branding iron in Faerie's possession.
  • Book XCIV: The Void Zone
Nothing like a "Subspace Emissary" parody.  Sorry.
  • Book XCV: An Epic Yarn
The RAFians' world is turned into yarn and fabric.
  • Book XCVI: RAFian Gladiators
RAFians are kidnapped by Gamesmaster, another rogue Realm Walker, and force to participate in gladiatorial games.
  • Book XCVII: The Box
The RAFians must cage thirteen Revenants released from Pandora's Box -- each representing and amplifying a particular feeling (i.e. hatred), while looking for the perfect host.
  • Book XCVIII: From the Shadows
The RAFians must save their shadows and the shadows of everyone else from being absorbed (eaten) by the Umbraraptors, but not everything is what it seems.
  • Book XCIX: Grimm Prospects
The RAFians discover Malice controlling several "wesen" with control collars akin to April's in "Catwoman from Channel Six" and get stuck in one-on-one battles to the death with them.  One will die.
  • Book C: Loop-De-Loop
Everyone's trapped in a temporal loop, but the only ones that realize it are Cloak, Aila, and Aquilai.
  • Book CI: Get 'Em, Shaw
The RAFians face a creature native to the planet Gossamer, who's under the control of Malice.
  • Book CII: Threadfall
The RAFians must exterminate an epidemic of Thread.
  • Book CIII: Siren's Song
The RAFians must deal with a siren and her alluring song.
  • Book CIV: Resistance is Futile
The RAFians must deal with a hybridization of the Borg and the Hive chips (Ben 10: Alien Swarm) -- which the Mark cannot protect them from, nor the Unity energy can destroy.
  • Book CV: The Titan
The RAFians must contend with the Titan serum and its effects.
  • Book CVI: A Stony Glare
The RAFians must deal with a hungry Stone-Biter and a petrifying venom of a Diznee Stone Ifrit.
  • Book CVII: Spritely Pests
The RAFians must deal with irritating sprites, which Faerie has had some rather tenuous experiences with.
  • Book CVIII: Destroy All . . . What?
The RAFians must contend with a Furon incursion, and it turns out the Nyacs have knowledge of Furons. . . .
  • Book CIX: Going Backwards
A grievious malfunction in Aquilai's TARDIS causes time to reverse its flow and flow backwards.
  • Book CX: Death Takes A Holiday
The RAFians must convince Death to take up his role again.  A RAFian will die in this book, and it is within the continuity.
  • Book CXI: High Price Stakes
Shanker and Gaz must flee and elude Daphne, the vampire hunter.
  • Book CXII: A Killer Housing Market
The RAFians must survive and either destroy or escape a killer house.
  • Book CXIII: A Silenced World
The RAFians must cope with a world that has become muted and a young sorceress, Melissa Spellman.
  • Book CXIV: The Bureau
The RAFians must save their own from the insideous Bureau of Lost.
  • Book CXV: To Tell the Truth
Broken's apprentice, Melissa, accidentally casts a spell forcing everyone to tell the truth.
  • Book CXVI: Skin Crawlers
The RAFians, repulsed and revolted, must contend with Hundred (who eventually becomes Thousand, then becomes Million, then Billion, and then, finally, Trillion).
  • Book CXVII: School of Stepford Lies
The RAFians must save the children from a school that turns them into Stepford students.
  • Book CXVIII: Ol' Salty
The RAFians must deal with the Salt Man.
  • Book CXIX: The Great Race
The RAFians hold a race that Aloth cons himself into.  Who will win?
  • Book CXX: Ape Escape
The RAFians must help super intelligent apes -- Caesar the chimp, Brutus the gorilla, and Maestro the orangutan -- reconcil their misanthropy.
  • Book CXXI: A Different Kind of Unity
The RAFians must contend with a parasitic "unity".
  • Book CXXII: The Great Brain Robery
Someone is stealing brains for an unknown purpose.
  • Book CXXIII: The Bounty Hunter
The Knights, in their hypocricy, hire a Tsul'Kalu bounty hunter to collect select RAFians (to taxidermy).
  • Book CXXIV: New Controllers
The RAFians confront Zirconians.
  • Book CXXV: Creeping Crystal
A wave of crystallizing energy is sweeping the land. . . .
  • Book CXXVI: The Element Feeder
The RAFians deal with a creature who feeds on a specific element and matures to a different element each time as it matures. . . .
  • Book CXXVII: The Rider and the Walker
The RAFians come up against the Ghost Rider.
  • *Book CXXVIII: Headhunters
What will happen when RAFians lose their heads?  Seriously.
  • *Book CXXIX: The Color Purple, Man!
The RAFians confront the Purple Man, who manages to turn the entire government against them . . .

Sorry about the short chapter.

CHAPTER EIGHT:
Squish

"C'mon, guys," Gaz said, in rallying tones, "we've gotta get the other three free."

"This is going very slow, if we keep having to do it one at a time," Parker pointed out.

"Oh, shut up and do it," Cloak snarled, weary and worn.

They did, and there was the usual FLASH.  Then they saw a black void of nothingness.  There was a hard surface upon which to stand, but that was nothing compared to the spectacle in the center.  There was someone or something there, it appeared to be a flurry of different shaped limbs, a different texture each time.  It was all rather surreal to watch.  But in a sad way.

Cloak knew right away whose nightmare that they intruded on, but was too awestruck and horrorified to think much about it.  Ash was clamoring to stablize her form, to maintain her cohesiveness.  But it was a sisyphian task, as each attempt met with bigger and bigger failure until she resembled nothing more than Polymorph glop.  A Polymorph without the floating saucer thing to restore them.

Then the RAFians begun their chant.  "IT'S NOT REAL.  IT'S NOT REAL.  IT'S NOT REAL.  IT'S NOT REAL.  IT'S NOT REAL.  IT'S NOT REAL --" but this seemed to make no headway, as if Ash's consciousness was starting to lose its cohesiveness as well.  But her friends persisted most insistently.  They would not allow her to simply melt away into nothingness, to become one with this void. . . .

"IT'S NOT REAL!!!!"

Suddenly, a hand, human in morphology, reached up from the goo.  An arm followed, then itself followed by a shoulder, then a torso and head, then another shoulder, arm, and hand.  Then a midriff and legs.  The feet were the next to form, and suddenly, Ash appeared, fully-clothed, in her usual appearance.

"It wasn't real. . . ." she said, to herself.

Then the usual FLASH and all of them, Ash included (although in fear muck), fell to the ground.

"So you feared becoming a puddle?" Faerie said.

"Faerie!  Don't tease," Gaz said, reprovingly.

"No," Cloak said, in lieu of Ash actually having to explain, "she feared losing her consistency, her corporeal cohereance."

"English?"

Cloak flared his nostrils, "She feared losing control over his shapeshifting abilities, or that they might betray her in some extreme way."

"It's true," Ash managed.

She looked rather better than when she had melted into that flesh-colored puddle.

"Now, only Goom and Underseen remain," Parker said, turning back to the chutes.
« Last Edit: January 17, 2013, 03:12:01 PM by CloakedFigure »


Book 189: "Shenecron's Pets"
Chapter 4: "First Attempt"
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RAFians Referenced Specifically: Demos.

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Re: Memoirs of a RAFian
« Reply #1294 on: January 07, 2013, 12:33:42 PM »
Hopefully . . . another chapter.

CHAPTER NINE:
Goom Stomping Day

"C'mon, let's get the other two out of there." Faerie said, rather bracingly.

"Wonder what this'll be?" Dino commented benignly.

"Probably something plumber-related, if it's Goom," Gaz mused.

"Just put your Mark up there, and let's get this done." Cloak said moodily.

FLASH!

It was as if they were in the Robot Chicken universe, although the RAFians were invisible.  Suddenly, music started up . . .

Faces filled with joy and cheer,
What a magical time of year!
Howdy ho, it's Goom Stomping Day!

Put your viking helmet on,
Spread that mayonnaise on the lawn,
Don't you know it's Goom Stomping Day!
(Goom Stomping Day)!

All the little girls and boys
Love that wonderful squishing noise!
You'll know what this day's about,
When you stomp a goomba's guts right out!

So come along and have a laugh,
Snap their mushroomy spines in half.
Grab your boots and stomp your cares away!
Hip hip hooray, it's Goom Stomping Day

People up and down the street,
Crushing goombas beneath their feet.
Why we do it, who can say?
But it's such a festive holiday!

So let the stomping fun begin,
Bash their weaselly skulls right in!
It's tradition - that makes it okay!
Hey everyone, it's Goom Stomping Day . . .
We'll have some fun on Goom Stomping Day . . .
Put down your gun, it's Goom Stomping Day!

Hip hip hooray!
It's Goom Stomping Day!
Goom Stomping Day!
Hey!

All the stompers bore a certain likeness to a certain licensed Nintendo plumber as well . . . anyway, the RAFians began their chant again.  And it took a while, but Goom reformed from the boot of someone who looked like a hybridization of Weird Al and Mario, who promptly stomps him again.  But eventually, in this war of wills, Goom's wins out, and . . .

FLASH!

All of them were lying on the ground again.

"Yuck, fear muck," Goom moaned as he righted himself on his toe prodigious feet.  "What happened?  Where are we?"

"Uh . . ." Gaz started.

"We'll let you know," Cloak said, brusquely, "when we know ourselves."


Book 189: "Shenecron's Pets"
Chapter 4: "First Attempt"
(January 7, 2020)

RAFians Referenced Specifically: Demos.

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Re: Memoirs of a RAFian
« Reply #1295 on: January 07, 2013, 03:47:42 PM »
"Yuck, fear muck"

What I pictured

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Re: Memoirs of a RAFian
« Reply #1296 on: January 07, 2013, 03:50:20 PM »
Wow Sakki... The last chapter sounding like an acid dream.
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Re: Memoirs of a RAFian
« Reply #1297 on: January 09, 2013, 07:48:18 AM »
Jjust you wait, Underseen. Yours is next, and it also has a song in it.  And bit of an in-joke, as well. ;)


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Re: Memoirs of a RAFian
« Reply #1298 on: January 09, 2013, 08:45:19 AM »
Well now I have something to look forward to...
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Re: Memoirs of a RAFian
« Reply #1299 on: January 09, 2013, 12:48:43 PM »
Well, here it is.  Hopefully.

CHAPTER TEN:
Fanfic Writing is Killing Us

"Underseen is the only one left," Cloak said, though his voice betrayed his weariness, "let's go find him and get him so we can get out of this mess."

"Why don't you just Walk out?" Dino asked.

"One cannot simply Walk out of their mind," Cloak replied enigmatically.  But he did not elaborate as the RAFians touched the crystalline wall with their marks.

FLASH!

They were in a strange place . . . they looked as if they Walked into Family Guy's universe.  But the buildings were still clearly RAFian. . . . Suddenly, music built up from nowhere, and Cloak saw . . . himself, as well as a mass of other RAFian fanfic writers, with Underseen standing before them, back to the real world RAFians.

The faux Cloak began to sing:

"Each page would peal with a vibrant zeal
As the writing feeling was filling us.
But, now instead, all we're feeling is dread
Because fanfic writing is killing us!"

Then the others added:

"Each RAFParty thread gets us more and more dead.
'Til the thought of existence is chilling us.
"

Cloak continued, solo:

"I'll tell you what,
Stop being a nut
Because . . ."

The the others chimed in with Cloak:

"RAFParty was killing us!"

Then Underseen got into it:

"But can't you see that what you do
Is a dream come true?
Can't you see that every smile
Makes it all worthwhile?
"

But Cloak proclaimed:

"No!  Screw you!
It's all but through.
There's too much to do.
All these dreams are nightmares
And blank icy glares.
Each little writing sage
Used to fill up a page,
Making fanfics and selflessly thrilling us.
Now they're talking smack
And it feels like slack
Because fanfic writing is killing us!
"

Then the other fan fic writers joined together in a chorus:

"Each little strain only heightens the pain
Of the workload that's draining
And drilling us.
"

Then Cloak continued:

"Fingers all bleed
And we are going to seed.
Because fanfic writing is killing us.
"

But Underseen persisted:

"But can't you see our point of view?
We rely on you.
Can't you see that this cheer
Get us through the year?
"

But Cloak countered:

"This whole crew is black and blue.
Can't you take a clue?
You may think I look great,
But I'm 28!
"

Then the others joined in:

"Each post bell is a requiem knell
And while you think it's swell . . . .
"

Then Cloak sang alone:

"Take a look, you can tell,
As a man I'm a shell!
"

Then the others joined in for this final refrain:

"Because RAFParty is killing us!
Killing us!
RAFParty is killing us!
"

Then the faux Cloak, the one who sang, coughed up blood -- red blood, and not the golden ichor that all Realm Walkers have.  Underseen saw this and was actually quite confused.  The real RAFians yelled, as all their Marks glowed uncomfortably bright, "IT'S NOT REAL!!"

"It's . . . not?"

"NO!"

"Well, okay then."

FLASH!

Suddenly, they were not back at the crystalline place.  They were in a tunnel of earth.

"Wh-what happened?" Underseen asked.

"Uh," Dino said, flustered, "good question."


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Chapter 4: "First Attempt"
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Re: Memoirs of a RAFian
« Reply #1300 on: January 09, 2013, 05:55:40 PM »
That was also strange, but of course I enjoyed it...
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Re: Memoirs of a RAFian
« Reply #1301 on: January 10, 2013, 02:33:36 PM »
Thanks, Underseen . . . I think.

Sorry about the lack of a new chapter today -- I'm just not feeling it right now.  Especially with the thirty minute time limit here.


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Re: Memoirs of a RAFian
« Reply #1302 on: January 10, 2013, 07:11:57 PM »
You can just pm some of it to yourself and when time gets low send... I did that because I was working at the library with an hour time limit and I got half my chapter.
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Re: Memoirs of a RAFian
« Reply #1303 on: January 10, 2013, 10:12:20 PM »
Or use my email the same way.  I know.  I just didn't have the energy for it either, and that's important to have.

EDIT: Now, back to the, heh, award-winning fanfic!
 
CHAPTER ELEVEN:
Light and Darkness

"What happened to the crystal walls and things?" Faerie asked.
 
"This is reality," Cloak said simply, as if this explained everything.
 
"Care to elaborate?" Dino asked.
 
"Is it not obvious?  We were trapped within our own minds, and the Marks allowed us to connect with each other.  It explains why I couldn't simply Walk out of my visions."
 
"Wait, what?" Ash said.
 
"Never mind, it's immaterial," Cloak replied repressively.  Then he stomped his foot and slugged his fist at no one.  Suddenly, far up the tunnel to the right where it sloped up gradually, sunlight poured in copiously.  Then Cloak glanced in the opposite direction, where the tunnel began to slope downward.
 
"What . . ." Underseen said, thoroughly nonplussed.

Dino and the others looked longingly at the hole, but did not sojourn to it and leave.  Faerie turned to Cloak, folded her arms against her chest as she fluttered her wings irritably, "Cloak, you should know better than that.  You should know us better than that!"

"What?"

"You're not gonna get rid of us that easily, Cloak." Gaz said.  "I don't know what did this --" she nudged a human skull that looked as if it been there for a while, whilst it's body was still trapped beneath some sort of gold or silver webbing.  The group just realized that they had such webbing on their person.

"Gross." Parker commented unnecessarily.

"Uh, what's that?" Underseen asked, pointing.

What Cloak had neglected to notice before was that before each webbing held a square, like a movie projector screen.  It was displaying, in gray scale, images and video of the incarcerated skeleton's fears -- one was dendrophobic, another was pyrophobic, and a third was aquaphobic.

"Let's proceed, then?" Ash said, as brightly as she could, though she looked quite sick.
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Book 189: "Shenecron's Pets"
Chapter 4: "First Attempt"
(January 7, 2020)

RAFians Referenced Specifically: Demos.

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Re: Memoirs of a RAFian
« Reply #1304 on: January 17, 2013, 03:00:15 PM »
New chapter -- this computer has a wonky shift key, it appears. . . .
 
CHAPTER TWELVE:
The Koh-It

The group proceeded downward, further into the bowels of the tunnels.  Cloak didn't voice it, but the tunnel suddenly took on a form reminescent of a creature's intestines, but the walls were still earth.  He could still earthsight.  He could, if he so wished, Walk out, he knew.  But, he was curious.  It was a fatal flaw of all felines and feline-form Realm Walkers.
 
"Uh, Cloak?" Underseen spoke up.  Cloak did not make any indication that he heard him, so Underseen repeated himself, albeit louder.  Cloak just arduously pressed ahead.  "CLOAK!"
 
"WHAT?!" Cloak snapped, emotions still rather frayed after his visions, though he kept that information private.
 
"Sorry, you didn't act like you heard --"
 
"What do you want, Underseen?" Cloak said, more calmly, though not looking back, just plowing onward.  He was pursuing his rather single-minded goal of satisfying his curiosity.  "Well?  Out with it."
 
"I't's just that you seem to know what the thing is."
 
"I don't."
 
But the way he said it, Dino noticed something.  She spoke, "Then what do you suspect this creature or whatever to be?"
 
"Could be a variety of different things," Cloak answered thoughfully, disappearing a bit as the tunnel made a 360 turn, still slanting downward.  "But the creature that sticks out in my mind most is a Koh-It."
 
"And that is?" Parker prompted, rather irritatedly.
 
"A spectral creature," Cloak answered, ignoring Parker's irritation, "a creature of too many legs, too many lights, and a face not even its mother could love."
 
"Sounds nasty," Gaz commented conversationally.
 
"It is ugly, but, according to the accounts I've read, it isn't slimy or sludgy in the least," Cloak said, rounding another tight corner.
 
"Accounts?  You've never seen it?" Goom piped up.
 
Cloak actually stopped and looked at the little goomba.  "I've never said that I've met all sentient, near-sentient, and pseudo-sentient beings in all the realms.  There are a hundred realms to each star in the sky!  More!  And you've presumed that I've visited them all?  No Realm Walker has succeeded in such an endeavor.  More realms pop up all the time."
 
"Why?" Ash asked.
 
"That is immaterial." Cloak said, repressively, turning to continue onward.
 
"You don't know." Gaz commented.
 
"I don't deny it." Cloak replied quietly.
 
"Where is this thing, anyway?" Underseen asked.
 
"The bottom," Cloak said.  "That's where this Beast of Fear will dwell."

"'Beast of Fear'?  Like Parrallax?" Parker asked.

"Not exactly, I don't think," Cloak said.  "I believe it is widely accepted that this creature is the pet of Olympians.  The sons of Ares or Mars, Phobos and Deimos, specifically."
« Last Edit: January 17, 2013, 03:07:13 PM by CloakedFigure »


Book 189: "Shenecron's Pets"
Chapter 4: "First Attempt"
(January 7, 2020)

RAFians Referenced Specifically: Demos.