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FAVORITE AX MOMENTS :)
« on: July 01, 2011, 04:11:58 PM »
MY FAVORITE AX MOMENT  :D I'll start us off :) I <3 Ax, he's one of my favorite characters >.<

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Book #8

"Hello?"
I turned around. It was an older human. He was paler than Marco, but other features were similar.
Marco had warned me to say nothing to his father but "yes" and "no."
"No," I said to Marco's father.
"I'm Marco's dad. Are you a friend of his?"
"Yes."
"What's your name?"
"No," I answered.
"Your name is 'No'?"
"Yes."
"That's an unusual name, isn't it?"
"No."
"It's not?"
"Yes."
"Yes, it's not an unusual name?"
"No."
"Now I'm totally confused."
"Yes."
Marco's father stared at me. Then, in a loud voice he yelled, "Hey, Marco? Marco? Would you... um... your friend is here. Your friend 'No' is here."
"No," I said.
"Yes, that's what I said."
Marco came running down the stairs. "Whoa!" he cried. "Um, Dad! You met my friend?"
"No?" Marco's father said.
"What?" Marco asked.
Marco's father shook his head. "I must be getting old. I don't understand you kids."
"Yes," I offered.

2) Ahaha, this one cracked me up :)

Book #49

Ax: Ah. (nods) She does not understand how menacing we are. (taps Loren on the shoulder) You do not know me, but I am a juvenile delinquent. I do not trust authority figures, I probably will not graduate from high school, and statistics say my present rowdiness and vandalism will likely lead to more serious crimes. I am a dangerous fellow, and I am causing mayhem in this store. (reaches behind her and pulls three jars of baby food from the top shelf, shoves them behind a box of macaroni, shuffles the Cheeze Whiz in front of the Marshmallow Fluff, and tosses a bag of lady's shavers onto a bag of hamburger buns) There. I have now shamelessly destroyed the symmetry of this shelf, undoing hours of labor by underpaid store employees. If you could see me, you would be frightened.



P.S. Was anyone else heartbroken when you found out Ax had become part of The One (whoever he is)?  :-[ :-[ :-[ I can't believe K.A. Applegate could do that to Ax  :'(
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Re: FAVORITE AX MOMENTS :)
« Reply #1 on: July 01, 2011, 04:44:24 PM »
Ax was definitely one of the best characters, and him becoming assimilated is part of the reason I hate the inclusion of The One. She just wouldn't let anyone be happy in the end, even the one guy who actually was in the military. Anyone except Cassie, that is.  ::)
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Re: FAVORITE AX MOMENTS :)
« Reply #2 on: July 01, 2011, 09:11:11 PM »
think we can merge this with
Totally Random Animorphs Thoughts?
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Re: FAVORITE AX MOMENTS :)
« Reply #3 on: July 03, 2011, 06:34:33 PM »
Quote from: Chad30 on July 01, 2011, 04:44:24 PM
Ax was definitely one of the best characters, and him becoming assimilated is part of the reason I hate the inclusion of The One. She just wouldn't let anyone be happy in the end, even the one guy who actually was in the military. Anyone except Cassie, that is.  ::)

I know! I almost cried when I realized Ax was gone :( :( :( I wish she could have given him a happy life  :'(
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Re: FAVORITE AX MOMENTS :)
« Reply #4 on: July 04, 2011, 03:48:22 PM »
Marco: Ax why aren't you wearing a shirt.
Ax: The human males on the young and the restless do not wear shirts. I am young and I am occasionally restless.
Marco: Ax, put on a shirt.
Ax: Yes Marco.
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« Reply #5 on: July 06, 2011, 02:17:23 AM »
4) <3

Ax: Cinnamon Bunz...BUN-ZUH....BUNZZZZZZZZ
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« Reply #6 on: July 06, 2011, 11:31:47 AM »
I'm guessing this one is true (found it on TV tropes, so who knows?), but I have no idea what book it's from. I'd love to know 'cause I find it just hilarious for some reason.

5) Ax: We have seventeen minutes left.

Marco: (after a pause) Seventeen *minutes*?

 Ax: (correcting himself) Seventeen of your Earth minutes.

And my other new favorite (I swear I'm using this line at
some point, probably in some hopelessly confusing situation
while grabbing somone by the arms, saying it to their face):

6) <This is Aximili! Reassert your individual consciousness!>


7) Cassie: "Contaminate the food supply? Kill a lot of people?"

Ax: Nonsense, if the Yeerks wanted to kill a lot of humans they could simply use their dracon beams to ignite the atmosphere.
 
(Silence)

Marco: Well. There's a happy thought.

8)"The men on "The Young and the Restless" do not wear shirts. I am young. And I am occasionally restless."
 
9) "I would like to shuffle my artificial hooves to the music with you. But you cannot have my body. My bod. Dee. My bo. Dee."

10) "I believe the smell is causing me to become deranged. I may have to run away in panic."
 

I still wonder how I could hate Ax as a kid, because now I just love him to bits and pieces!!
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« Reply #7 on: July 06, 2011, 07:02:35 PM »
Ahahah  :XD: Those quotes are so awesome  :D :D :D I love him to death too >.<

11) Book 29

Ax: "I am Dee-dee-dee ler-i-ous!" 
 
12) I would have loved to see Marco's face  ::)

Ax: Marco? Something has happened to your hair. I believe it has become shorter. Are you suffering from some sort of illness?
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Re: FAVORITE AX MOMENTS :)
« Reply #8 on: August 09, 2011, 11:20:19 PM »
I'm surprised no one's mentioned this one yet:
Jake: Don't call me prince
Ax: Yes, prince Jake.
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« Reply #9 on: August 09, 2011, 11:31:07 PM »
That's not really a moment so much as a recurring joke.
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« Reply #10 on: August 10, 2011, 10:51:02 AM »
Yeah, that's true
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« Reply #11 on: August 10, 2011, 12:57:32 PM »
I also posted this in the "sentence you will never forget" thread but it happens to be one of my favorites Ax moments too: The cinnamon buns incident in book 18.



She indicated a square array of cinnamon buns. Perhaps a dozen in all!
"For me?" I asked in a voice choked with emotion.
"Sure, son. Go ahead and have one."
Let me make one final point here: human mouth-sound language is very fuzzy at times.
"Have one," she'd said.
One mouthful? One bun?
One tray?
It was certainly not my fault if there was any confusion.
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« Reply #12 on: August 10, 2011, 06:26:02 PM »
Ax: What do I do with this? *indicating his empty coffee cup*

Marco: You can just throw it away.
Bad choice of words.

*Ax throws his coffee cup and hits the cashier in head.*
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« Reply #13 on: August 10, 2011, 06:27:28 PM »
*ax babbling about the sipping hole in the coffee cup*
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