Their was a tremendous SMACK as I hit the water. Of course, I wasn't feeling any pain. Just a computer generated cold from the water. I felt like I could hold my breath forever. Then I started to swim. Doing an underwater breaststroke took me pretty far. My head bumped gently against a sea wall. Bobbing slowly forward I looked back at the Statue of Liberty. Giant chunks of of it were missing. As i watched a red laser streaked toward the place and blew the top right corner of Lady Liberties book. That Aniken guy had horrible aim. Then I got another one of my crazy ideas. After going about thirty feet under the water I started to swim with all my improved strength. My crazy ideas apparently work in virtual reality. I rocketed like shamu over the sea wall. At that point my crazy idea went the same way that they usually do in real life, with my crashing through a taxi's windshield.
