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Stupid Things Visser Three Has Ever Done
« on: February 23, 2011, 03:20:49 PM »

C'mon, we all know, like the Animorphs, he's done PLENTY of stupid stuff. Here's some I can name without thinking.

-When he interrupted that Controller who was going to tell him tomato juice gets rid of skunk smell.
-Trusting Chapman would still help him after he was in his head; whether he was on his side or not, he still left a lot to chance.
-Leaving the two Hork-Bajir to be eaten by wolves rather than incerating the bodies.
-Letting the Animorphs go when he could frickin' CLOSE OFF HIS HOOVES to the oatmeal in the water!
-Staging the "defeat" of the Andalite bandits; that just left him wide open to a real attack.

Can anyone else name a few more?

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Re: Stupid Things Visser Three Has Ever Done
« Reply #1 on: February 23, 2011, 03:30:47 PM »
Not seeing a kid morph from flea to tiger less than two feet away from him when he has four eyes still stands out to me.

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Re: Stupid Things Visser Three Has Ever Done
« Reply #2 on: February 23, 2011, 03:31:56 PM »
Trusting Chapman to help him wasn't stupid. He read the guy's thoughts and intentions, and Chapman did help.

As for closing off his hooves, there would still be a risk that a little would still be absorbed. Just like when I swim under water, I sometimes still accidentally get a little in my mouth and swallow it.

Not that he still hasn't done a lot of stupid stuff like trying to remove sentience from people.


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Re: Stupid Things Visser Three Has Ever Done
« Reply #3 on: February 23, 2011, 03:33:21 PM »
Trying to make a Hork-Bajir aquatic ranks more as cruel, but stupid also.

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Re: Stupid Things Visser Three Has Ever Done
« Reply #4 on: February 23, 2011, 04:08:53 PM »
Taking three years to figure out that 5 out of the 6 Andalite bandits are human children. And the sad part is, he wasn't the one to figure it out first
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Re: Stupid Things Visser Three Has Ever Done
« Reply #5 on: February 23, 2011, 04:38:18 PM »

What if Chapman had seen the light when the Yeerk infested? He didn't know him THAT well to know that before he infested him, so he was still taking a big chance. He just lucked out.

And ok, I concede on that. Makes sense now. A small fragment of oatmeal might have gotten through, not a lot, but just enough.

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Re: Stupid Things Visser Three Has Ever Done
« Reply #6 on: February 23, 2011, 04:40:52 PM »
Letting the Garatron inspector die...if he had saved him, he would have had a ready-made puppet on the council of thirteen.
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Re: Stupid Things Visser Three Has Ever Done
« Reply #7 on: February 23, 2011, 05:26:07 PM »
The guy was able to read Chapman's mind. It doesn't get more informative than that. He knew more about Chapman than Chapman probably knew about himself. Obviously if he had seen the light soon after infestation, SV 7 would have seen it cross his mind.


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Re: Stupid Things Visser Three Has Ever Done
« Reply #8 on: February 23, 2011, 09:46:51 PM »
Grape juice doesn't get rid of smell. It just makes you purple.

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Re: Stupid Things Visser Three Has Ever Done
« Reply #9 on: February 23, 2011, 09:50:38 PM »
lol they shoulda told him pickle juice would do it :P
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Re: Stupid Things Visser Three Has Ever Done
« Reply #10 on: February 24, 2011, 03:34:07 AM »

I just meant he didn't know if Chapman would have second thoughts once he infested him, luckily he didn't.

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Re: Stupid Things Visser Three Has Ever Done
« Reply #11 on: February 24, 2011, 03:30:49 PM »
I think in The Predator when he caught the "Andalite Bandits" and had them imprisoned and he didn't kill them right away, and then he trusted his guards to be competent enough to well, guard them and not botch the job.

He should have listended to that old human saying "If you want something done right, do it yourself."
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Re: Stupid Things Visser Three Has Ever Done
« Reply #12 on: February 25, 2011, 04:47:34 PM »
Started an open invasion of earth!
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Re: Stupid Things Visser Three Has Ever Done
« Reply #13 on: February 27, 2011, 02:46:35 PM »
trying to make a drug to take away someone's free will (when it's impossible)
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Re: Stupid Things Visser Three Has Ever Done
« Reply #14 on: March 03, 2011, 06:32:38 PM »
trying to make a drug to take away someone's free will (when it's impossible)

Theorectially impossible.
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