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Re: 1000 Things I learned from Animorphs
« Reply #225 on: February 10, 2011, 03:17:21 PM »
     210) Despite all the other amazing things we've done, our only worthwhile contributions to the galaxy appear to be food and motor oil.
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Re: 1000 Things I learned from Animorphs
« Reply #226 on: February 10, 2011, 03:58:55 PM »
211) You're not fully clean unless you're "Zestfully Clean!"
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Re: 1000 Things I learned from Animorphs
« Reply #227 on: February 10, 2011, 04:01:32 PM »
Quote from: TobiasMasonPark on February 10, 2011, 03:17:21 PM
     210) Despite all the other amazing things we've done, our only worthwhile contributions to the galaxy appear to be food, motor oil and commercials.

212) Apparently, humans are the only sentient species with red blood.

202a) If you do try, count the horns on their head. Males have three, while females have two.

201a/204b) Threesomes aren't always a good thing.

(Fixed #210 to agree with Ax's thoughts on These Messages)
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Re: 1000 Things I learned from Animorphs
« Reply #228 on: February 10, 2011, 06:41:24 PM »
     212) Humans, Andalites and plenty of other races have developed weaponry, spacecraft, cities, and various forms of technology. However, despite the superior intelligence of the Andalites, man is the only one clever enough to come up with the concept of television.
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Re: 1000 Things I learned from Animorphs
« Reply #229 on: February 10, 2011, 11:44:57 PM »
213) Apparantly, it's more natural in the universe to invent the computer first before inventing books and telephones.
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Re: 1000 Things I learned from Animorphs
« Reply #230 on: February 11, 2011, 01:16:44 AM »
214) It's possible to eat without a mouth.
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Re: 1000 Things I learned from Animorphs
« Reply #231 on: February 11, 2011, 01:36:10 PM »
215) Unless your are a young human female, no one is allowed to ride on an Andalite's back.
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Re: 1000 Things I learned from Animorphs
« Reply #232 on: February 11, 2011, 02:43:15 PM »
216) Bug fighters make for excellent joy rides.
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Re: 1000 Things I learned from Animorphs
« Reply #233 on: February 12, 2011, 07:59:50 AM »
217) Lebtin Javelin Fish are common in zoos throughout the Galaxy
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Re: 1000 Things I learned from Animorphs
« Reply #234 on: February 13, 2011, 07:28:39 PM »
Quote from: Gumrad Cobalteyes on February 08, 2011, 01:10:57 AM
Quote from: sublime88stang on February 07, 2011, 10:59:20 PM
Quote from: Baranth on February 07, 2011, 01:32:23 PM
193) The term "New Deal" was created by an android.

193a) Of course, it was during a poker game.
Which book was that in? i remember reading it but that was when i first read the series in the late 90's/early 00's..
Im re-reading it now, but im up to book # 30 and havn't seen that line yet, least not that i remember.

Argh! I cant remember either, I just remember he was FDR's Butler.(I think)

Anyway, where was I? Oh yeah.
195) Trucks are large-wheeled vehicles used by humans to transport "stuff" - and they do not have the power of speech.
wasn't that from 34 when someone had this essay due on a historic person?
218)lebtin javelin fish may seem cool at first but is not if it attacks you
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Re: 1000 Things I learned from Animorphs
« Reply #235 on: February 13, 2011, 08:22:20 PM »
     219) Love makes men do strange things
     220) You know a guy really loves you when he's willing to dive 15,000 leagues beneath the surface to make sure you're okay; despite being afraid of water
     221) Women of any species tend to get dashing young men into trouble (Ax during the Arival)
     222) Andalites are sort of ****s...
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Re: 1000 Things I learned from Animorphs
« Reply #236 on: February 13, 2011, 08:33:58 PM »
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     207) Mustangs can operate pretty much anywhere.
HA WIN!

sry i had to, think it was where i got part of my love for those cars.

223) Tigers can smile.
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Re: 1000 Things I learned from Animorphs
« Reply #237 on: February 14, 2011, 12:52:38 PM »
224) Metaphorical dreams will in no way become relevant later on in life.
225) Rachel not only believes her friends to be short sighted enough not to ask what happened to the extra crocadile she supposedly burped, they actually confirm it by forgetting what Ax explained to them not more than a week eariler.
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Re: 1000 Things I learned from Animorphs
« Reply #238 on: February 14, 2011, 02:32:21 PM »

226) A bunch of scared kids are unfit to fight in an intergalactic war.
227) These Messages are the greatest part of a human television.
228) The devil appearing during a battle in fifteenth-century Earth is not enough to stop the fighting - not for long, anyway.
229) Spending your time with politicians talking peace is boring.
230) The universe is made of stronger stuff than Homo sapiens.
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Re: 1000 Things I learned from Animorphs
« Reply #239 on: February 14, 2011, 07:59:57 PM »
     231) When you're an Animorph, the weird and insane just get boring.
     232) But with Marco, there's never a dull moment
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