Slowly turning his eyes to the sky he began, <Sound like a challenge.>
Then he ran straight at the house, not once slowing down he continued straight up the house. Once on the roof he leapt as hard as he could...
...and tickled the bottom of the bird stomach with his finger.
Once he landed on the ground he tried regaining his breath, <Well I didnt kiss you but there, thats proof. Sheesh its been forever since i did that.>