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Offline Estelore

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Re: Ax the Prostitute
« Reply #15 on: July 26, 2008, 01:14:44 PM »
*falls off chair, somewhere between inane laughter and nauseous gagging*

1. This is actually quite well-written, from a critical standpoint.

(In other words, THANK YOU for NOT making this a bloody Harlequin novel.)

2. *giggle SNORT!* >:D

3. *GASP* EUUUGHHH!!! *choke* :o

4. I could SO psychoanalyze this within an inch of its life, but I'll resist the urge to do so...for now. ;) ^-^



And now, something to disturb you all a bit:

What if Marco'd told Ax to morph CASSIE?!

*shriek!*


Anyway, good job! (I think?)
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Re: Ax the Prostitute
« Reply #16 on: July 26, 2008, 01:55:07 PM »
Due to the fact that I am a Christian, part of me is thinking, :barf:
Interesting idea, but rather disturbing subject.
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Re: Ax the Prostitute
« Reply #17 on: July 26, 2008, 02:02:17 PM »
I'm a Christian, and just about as devout as they come, but I STILL find this appallingly hilarious.

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Re: Ax the Prostitute
« Reply #18 on: July 26, 2008, 02:59:02 PM »
Glad you liked it Estelore.  I'm glad that someone finally got it... I think.

And thank you all for reading and posting your thoughts as well.  Any sort of reaction is appreciated.
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Re: Ax the Prostitute
« Reply #19 on: July 26, 2008, 04:38:12 PM »
Warning: Someday I might have difficulties in preventing myself from psychoanalyzing this thing. If that should occur, I suggest that you run.

Anyway, I look forward to the next chapter...I think...maybe...pro bably...oh, whatever. ::)



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Re: Ax the Prostitute
« Reply #20 on: July 26, 2008, 04:52:33 PM »
well, Ax's point of view about sex in that fic made me fall on the floor laughing than anything else...

he's just too scientic at times...
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Re: Ax the Prostitute
« Reply #21 on: July 27, 2008, 11:48:12 AM »
Poor Ax can't use the self-service pump...x3  Like I said in my ff review, it's kind of creepy on Marco's part (if Rachel found out I think she'd go nuclear!), but Ax has a good point...why the big taboo about "human mating" in general?  ::)  It's interesting to read about an alien perspective on sex.

And haha, Duff, "that's what she said"...xDXD
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Re: Ax the Prostitute
« Reply #22 on: July 28, 2008, 07:57:45 PM »
So I read it, thinking that I'd probably regret it. And yes, I regret it.

I agree with blue22. That was so wrong, and very disturbing... why why why did I read it?

Marco and Ax? Marco and Ax? Are you on drugs? No offence or anything, but that's Marco and Ax... going at it... ewww.... I know Ax morphed Rachel, which adds another grossness to the mix.... ew.
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Re: Ax the Prostitute
« Reply #23 on: July 28, 2008, 08:54:35 PM »
I just read it...

wow.

It actually makes sense Marco would do something like this. It's a stretch for his character for sure, but anyone else introducing Ax to sex would've been just ridiculous. :P
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Re: Ax the Prostitute
« Reply #24 on: July 31, 2008, 09:25:14 PM »
When is the next chapter going to be up? I wonder if Ax will get employed by a pimp.
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Re: Ax the Prostitute
« Reply #25 on: August 01, 2008, 10:01:50 AM »
Next chapter will be up probably maybe hopefully on Saturday.  I'll warn you ahead of time that there isn't a ton of plot development since it's mostly description, but it should be an interesting read nevertheless...
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Re: Ax the Prostitute
« Reply #26 on: August 02, 2008, 11:34:46 PM »
New chapter is up.  As I said before it doesn't contain much story progression, but it provides some details about what Marco and Ax have been up to.  If you liked Ax's descriptions of sex then you'll love this chapter.  I'm not exactly sure what I'm going to include in the next chapter (I know where I want the story to go, but I'm still figuring out how to space the entries), but it will definitely feature more story progression.  We can't have a story called Ax the Prostitute without Ax truly becoming a prostitute, can we?
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Re: Ax the Prostitute
« Reply #27 on: August 03, 2008, 02:42:09 AM »
Okay, I just have to say, that I read that right after watching a few zero punctuation videos (http://www.escapistmagazine.com/videos/view/zero-punctuation), and thus I kept imagining Ax's voice sounding like Yahtzee's. Which fit Ax so well that I found myself wondering why there was a lack of British terms until I remembered that duh, this isn't set in England.
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Re: Ax the Prostitute
« Reply #28 on: August 03, 2008, 05:09:53 AM »
I die a little inside as my two favourite characters get corrupted by every chapter.... together *shudder*
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Re: Ax the Prostitute
« Reply #29 on: August 03, 2008, 08:07:33 AM »
Man, that was long. I didn't even read all of it. It was still somewhat interesting, though.
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