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Offline morfowt

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How to write 1000 words and say nothing at all.
« on: July 10, 2008, 05:14:43 PM »
does anybody remember marco's report where he wrote a report without a topic and called it how to write a thousand words and say nothing at all? well I'm gonna try it. it's not that easy. it's not just 1000 random words. they have to make complete sentences. 1 sentence has to be able to flow into another sentence. so here I go. wish me luck...
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Re: How to write 1000 words and say nothing at all.
« Reply #1 on: July 10, 2008, 05:16:41 PM »
Actually, Jake helped him to title it "The use of Rhetoric to Disguise Lack of Content" or something along the words of that.

But, good luck.
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Re: How to write 1000 words and say nothing at all.
« Reply #2 on: July 10, 2008, 05:17:03 PM »
It was morning. The sun was bright, and there wasn't a cloud in the sky. This reminded me of a day when I went fishing. That day, it was raining. So I put on my raincoat, and got my fishing gear and left before I even had breakfast. fishing wasn't very good. I caught about five fish. all were small. I headed home sadly. now how a sunny day reminded me of that, I have no clue.
anyway, I was wondering what to have for breakfast. should I have toast or cereal? I decided to have some noodles. now while the water was boiling, I decided to start on my homework. now if only I could find my homework. I looked under my bed. I looked behind the couch. I banged my head on the couch and wondered why I even kept a couch in my room.
I looked in the toilet and found a weird book. Strange, I thought. I never read a book in my life, so where did this come from. just then the doorbell rang, so I threw it back into the toilet and went to get the door. Later I would wonder why it was in my toilet, but for now I was thinking, yay someone's at the door. maybe I'll get a car. now why I would want a car I have no clue, seeing as how I hate cars.
unfortunately, the person at the door was the mailman. but he did have a car.
"special delivery for michael jackson" he said
"oh he's in the oven" I replied
He left with an expression I couldn't decipher. my guess, it was amusement.
and that's pretty much when our grandmother clock struck 12.
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Re: How to write 1000 words and say nothing at all.
« Reply #3 on: July 10, 2008, 05:22:19 PM »
Oh, yeah. This is like something one of my teachers had us try. I think it's called, "Stream of consciousness" or something like that. You just write what you're thinking.

Anyway, good luck, morf. I think I'll try it myself.
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Re: How to write 1000 words and say nothing at all.
« Reply #4 on: July 10, 2008, 05:29:29 PM »
could you write your comments on mike's comments thread.

anyway, I updated the above...chapter
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Re: How to write 1000 words and say nothing at all.
« Reply #5 on: July 10, 2008, 05:38:36 PM »
for lunch, I decided to take my private jet to moranga. don't ask where I got a private jet. I don't remember. don't ask where moranga is either. I don't know.
lunch was nice. I had some more noodles. It just occured to me that I never had the noodles for breakfast...so that means the water is still boiling...hmm...whi ch means...I'm still hungry. I ate some more noodles.
when we finally landed on minorag island, the first thing I said was,
"doesn't look like an island",
despite the fact that you could clearly see there was water all around the island.
then at the top of the mountain, I saw a dragon!
"geek!" I cried. geek is my gardener.
"get me the dragon. I want it as a pet" I told him
and off he went. I don't think he ever came back.
that's when I remembered what that book was. it was about a bunch of kids who could turn into...was it dragons or phoenixes? anyway, they called themselves animoafers...or something like that. I decided to read it. so I took out my backpack and started reading. now how it got from the toilet into my bag, I'll never know.
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Re: How to write 1000 words and say nothing at all.
« Reply #6 on: July 10, 2008, 05:54:19 PM »
I read and read and read and read. and soon it was nighttime. just then, I heard something. I thought it was maybe creek, so I decided to check it out. creek is my other gardener.
so I went into the woods, and what did I find? well...it wasn't creek, or geek, or the dragon, or a human, or an animal, or a plant, or a rock, or a candaian bombard richolat...I'm not sure what it was.
"Hi. I'm...", only then did I realize I forgot my name. so...
"Hi. I'm billy" I said. billy isn't my name, but I could always change it to billy. does billy give the impression I'm a nerd? I agree.
"ghroajnogrehg" it said. saying "it" isn't gonna be very clear later on what I'm talking about, is it? I decided to call whatever it is a cronomap.
The cronomap suddenly ran into a tree. now my head wasn't very clear because I hadn't had dinner. I had assumed the tree was a way for your spirit to go into heaven. so I ran into the tree too. and what happened next I'm not quite sure...
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Re: How to write 1000 words and say nothing at all.
« Reply #7 on: September 15, 2008, 03:50:11 PM »
I'm trying to do something like that. It's going good so far, very weird though.
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Re: How to write 1000 words and say nothing at all.
« Reply #8 on: September 17, 2008, 07:18:36 PM »
Morfowt, this is AWESOME!!

You have a gift for the ludicrous and absurd, my friend. ;)
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Re: How to write 1000 words and say nothing at all.
« Reply #9 on: September 17, 2008, 07:49:48 PM »
thanks. forgot to post more, but I'll continue, once I have more free time.
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Re: How to write 1000 words and say nothing at all.
« Reply #10 on: September 17, 2008, 09:27:42 PM »
Psh, I write a bunch of words that say nothing all the time. 
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Re: How to write 1000 words and say nothing at all.
« Reply #11 on: September 18, 2008, 03:45:50 PM »
OHHHH COME ON!!!  >:( :( >:( >:( :( :(
I just finished writing mine and, guess what my mom did? She read it, classifyed it as junk, and DELETED IT!!!!!! I spent hours on writing nothing at all, my mom thought it was for school, and DELETED IT!!!!!  :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( >:( >:( >:( :( :( :( >:( :( >:( :(  :'( :'( :'( :'(
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Re: How to write 1000 words and say nothing at all.
« Reply #12 on: November 27, 2008, 12:06:21 AM »
this is so funny. i don't even know why it's funny. it is just the most hilarious thing i have ever read. and its not even that funny...
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Re: How to write 1000 words and say nothing at all.
« Reply #13 on: November 27, 2008, 05:11:31 AM »
hehe...I completely forgot about this...I guess I better continue it...if I ever find the time to do so...
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Re: How to write 1000 words and say nothing at all.
« Reply #14 on: November 28, 2008, 04:17:48 PM »
This is really awesome!  :D

I wouldn't say it's about nothing though...definitely about something...hehe.
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