Well, well, well, welcome to RAF! Please, take off your shoes, coat, and please leave your sanity in a small bottle at the door until our seal/horse hybrid creature waddles along to incinerate it. Here in RAF, you will find many fascinating things to do, all of them perfectly safe. Watch out! *Throws Alex to floor as thermonuclear cruise missile shrieks over head to detonate in someplace like Senegal*
Ha ha! That does happen from time to time 'rond here, if you consider 'time to time' as every third second *Another one blazes by to obliderate an all-seeing eye*
Anyway, please enjoy yourself, make sure to avoid getting too close to Estelore on account you'll most likely be burnt to a shadow outline, and make sure not to miss the possible RAFpublic execution of Tyler!
Enjoy yourself, and don't forget to duck! *Ducks*