Hello Zer0! Welcome to RAF! I'm sure you'll have a wonderful time!
As you might see, I am a seal. Call me Horsefan, Horsie, Horse, Horseal, or Seal. And if you even think about making me into a hat...
And, I'm afraid that merely "weird" is not enough. You need to be officialy insane. In fact, that's my job. I'm here to collect your sanity and throw it down the magical cute with the sign above it that say "Incinerator."
Wait, oops...