The Animorphs are getting ready to meet in Cassie's barn. The only ones there so far are Ax (who, unfortunately, doesn't count as an Animorph), Cassie, and Marco Marco: Man, I'm tired of waiting for these guys. And I'm still annoyed after our recent adventure with the Helmacrons. The second one.
Cassie: Well, I think I see one of them coming now.
Tobias enters, morphed as human Tobias: What's up, guys?
Marco: Dude, since when were you blond?
Tobias: Since, like, the start of our story. Says right when I'm introduced--dirty blond.
Marco: But it seems like the last 42 book covers you've had brown hair...I'm not sure I like this change.
Tobias: Book covers?
Enter Rachel Cassie: What the...Rachel, you look slightly different...But different enough to weird me out...
Marco: Is your hair brown?
Rachel: Nope. Why'd you ask?
Cassie: It looks brown. LOOK:
http://www.hiracdelest.com/images/books/us-inside/full_size/54cast.jpg Rachel: Yea, that's just the glare from the background sun.
Cassie: But your eyebrows look brown...and your face looks different!
Marco: I knew the carpets and drapes didn't match.
Enter Jake Cassie: And what's with Jake? The rest of us look normal except the three of you!
Jake: I still look the same! Just look:
http://animorphsforum.com/ebooks/covers/bk47.jpg All the Animorphs...*sigh* and Ax: KILL IT! KILL IT WITH FIRE!
Jake: Hey, it's not THAT bad.
Marco: You'd think that after so many years, they'd manage to keep the cover models somewhat consistent!
Ax: Cheer up, gang. I'm sure that, ten years or so from now, when they try a reboot that will sadly fail, because the Scholastic company sucks balls, they'll get a group that depicts our character more accurately.
Ten years or so later: http://images.wikia.com/animorphs/images/c/cb/Animorph_relaunch_models.jpg Tobias: OH COME ON!
Ax: Forget what I've said. I cannot believe I didn't get a cool cover for the fans to enjoy...
Jake: All in favour of burning Scholastic inc to the ground say I!
The Animorphs...and Ax: I!