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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #1725 on: July 02, 2011, 01:08:14 PM »
just saying
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #1726 on: July 02, 2011, 03:39:15 PM »
Yeah, and Bear's saying it was muchos off topic. There are actually threads for keeping track of post count. Try the So I Just Noticed thread.
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #1727 on: July 02, 2011, 03:48:24 PM »
Jake: Hey Ax do Andalites have a religion.
Ax: <Um no......>

*Later Ax is at his scoop in a prayer position*

Ax: <Lord Crayak please help me to destroy the yeerks and these pestering humans>
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #1728 on: July 02, 2011, 04:49:23 PM »
Ax: "I have a dream that one day this establishment will rise up and live out the true meaning of its creed: 'Life Needs Frosting.' I have a dream that one day in the food court the sons of the former cashiers and the sons of the former customers will finally be able to sit down at the messy table of cinnamon buns-unz-unz! I have a dream that one day that Chick-Fil-A, an eatery marred by a lack of sticky bunz-ah, will be transformed into an oasis of delicious gooey frosting! I have a dream that my five friends will one day live in a nation where they can get bunz-ah..."

meanwhile, at a nearby table...

Jake: "Huh... looks like the long line a the Cinnabon's really getting to Ax, huh?"
Marco: "You think that's bad, you should've been here ten minutes ago. Ever seen a one-man Cinnabon-themed parody of The Taming of the Shrew?"
« Last Edit: July 02, 2011, 04:52:06 PM by Lumy the Kit »
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #1729 on: July 02, 2011, 04:55:29 PM »
fantastic. But seriously chick-fil-a is good
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #1730 on: July 05, 2011, 12:16:02 AM »
Quote from: Lumy the Kit on July 02, 2011, 04:49:23 PM
Ax: "I have a dream that one day this establishment will rise up and live out the true meaning of its creed: 'Life Needs Frosting.' I have a dream that one day in the food court the sons of the former cashiers and the sons of the former customers will finally be able to sit down at the messy table of cinnamon buns-unz-unz! I have a dream that one day that Chick-Fil-A, an eatery marred by a lack of sticky bunz-ah, will be transformed into an oasis of delicious gooey frosting! I have a dream that my five friends will one day live in a nation where they can get bunz-ah..."

meanwhile, at a nearby table...

Jake: "Huh... looks like the long line a the Cinnabon's really getting to Ax, huh?"
Marco: "You think that's bad, you should've been here ten minutes ago. Ever seen a one-man Cinnabon-themed parody of The Taming of the Shrew?"

+1 for being hilarious! ^_^

(though now I want to hear what was happening ten minutes ago  :P )
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #1731 on: July 05, 2011, 12:38:57 AM »
Visser Three: "Good idea, I like it."
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #1732 on: July 05, 2011, 12:41:10 AM »
Marco: "Who knew that Homer was such a brilliant man? Why haven't I read this before? Is Shakespeare this good, too? Geez, what have I been missing?!"
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #1733 on: July 05, 2011, 12:43:21 AM »
Ax: and then the stranded andalite aquired a young boy. He killed him and replaced him as his life. He to this day is known as Michael Jackson
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #1734 on: July 05, 2011, 10:12:20 AM »
     (Takes place during the Message. Ax is on the domeship underneath an Earth ocean)
     
    Ax: <Andalite homeworld! Andalite homeworld!>
    Mitch: Hello, welcome to Macdonalds, what would you like?
    Ax: Andalite homeworld?
    Mitch: No...this is the Macdonalds.
    Ax: In that case, I'd like a Big Mac.
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #1735 on: July 05, 2011, 10:48:13 AM »
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #1736 on: July 05, 2011, 06:43:21 PM »
Visser 3: <Leave no survivors!>
Marco (as gorilla): <Wait doesn't that mean you have to kill yourselves? Otherwise you would be survivors?>
Visser 3: <Kill that one first>
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #1737 on: July 05, 2011, 06:47:25 PM »
I could actually see that one going down, but it still made me laugh ^_^
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #1738 on: July 07, 2011, 10:12:33 PM »
* This is based off a theory I had that if the ellimist or crayak won the game they get to do en extreme act of good or evil. *

Ellimist: Ok Crayak you have won this game what act of evil will you do.
Crayak: I shall create a city. A city where sin and greed run rampant. A place where low morals and common and accepted. I shall call it Las Vegas.
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #1739 on: July 07, 2011, 11:33:47 PM »
Erek (when he was a slave in Egypt after his family arrived on earth with the dying pemalites): Y'know what, Screw this! I'll just build the freaking pyramid myself.

*Grabs stone block*

and when I get done with this, Pharaoh is gonna sit down and listen to our grievances, or I am gonna show him what it's like to really have plagues released upon Egypt.
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