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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #75 on: June 26, 2008, 01:56:48 PM »
funny thing is they did mention austin powers in the series, they watched it on TV after ax got cable
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #76 on: June 26, 2008, 06:56:04 PM »
Oh man, they made me crack up, great ones yet again!
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #77 on: June 28, 2008, 01:43:40 AM »
Haha, sorry, I couldn't help but do this one :P

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*The Animorphs are running for their lives in a dark tunnel, and then come to a dead end.
Behind them, a pair of human controllers and hork-bajir arrive.*

Human Controller: End of the line. *smirk* Any last words, Animorphs?

*Jake swivels around to face them, with the rest of the Animorphs following behind him and lining up a V-formation*

Jake: Yeah. *totally macho* It's morphin' time!

*everyone starts synchronizing in crazy arm movements*

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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #78 on: June 28, 2008, 06:00:54 AM »
Quote from: Truth on June 28, 2008, 01:43:40 AM
Haha, sorry, I couldn't help but do this one :P

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*The Animorphs are running for their lives in a dark tunnel, and then come to a dead end.
Behind them, a pair of human controllers and hork-bajir arrive.*

Human Controller: End of the line. *smirk* Any last words, Animorphs?

*Jake swivels around to face them, with the rest of the Animorphs following behind him and lining up a V-formation*

Jake: Yeah. *totally macho* It's morphin' time!

*everyone starts synchronizing in crazy arm movements*

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Wow! That was not only totally funny, but actually kinda cool at the same time...  ;D
I always wanted Jake to say "It's morphin' time!"  >:D
« Last Edit: June 28, 2008, 06:04:49 AM by CounterInstinct »
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #79 on: June 28, 2008, 07:31:05 AM »
*A field of wildflowers. Butterflies flit from blossom to blossom. Standing on either side of this perfect meadow .... Two lonely blue figures .... *

Elfangor: Visser Three?
Visser Three: Elfangor?
Elfangor: Oh my god, it IS you!
Visser Three: I thought you were dead! I mean eating you and all ... I didn't have my coffee that morning.
Elfangor: I forgive you! *laughs*

*sappy music cue*

*Both run through the flowers, kicking up petals, scattering butterflies. The sun suddenly bursts from a cloud. They embrace, vaseline coated camera shot, blurry.*

Elfangor: Friends?
Visser Three: Forever.



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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #80 on: June 28, 2008, 07:38:12 AM »
Quote from: CounterInstinct on June 28, 2008, 06:00:54 AM
Wow! That was not only totally funny, but actually kinda cool at the same time...  ;D
I always wanted Jake to say "It's morphin' time!"  >:D

Probably followed by some sarcastic comment from Marco.
Some more from the 'deeply wrong' pile:
Ax: Prince Jake, I am having difficulty with my human morph. I witnessed Cassie morphing a horse and the organ in my pants started to swell.

Jake: No, me and Cassie weren't doing it like rabbits, we were doing it as rabbits.

Tobias (looking at a picture of a hawk in a nature magazine): I'd so hit that

Rachael: But Tobias, I love the idea of keeping you in a little cage in my room, you don't even have to be a hawk.

Marco: Look it's fine, the seamen they recovered wasn't even human.

Too far?
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #81 on: June 28, 2008, 07:38:54 AM »
Quote from: gorilla_girl on June 28, 2008, 07:31:05 AM
*A field of wildflowers. Butterflies flit from blossom to blossom. Standing on either side of this perfect meadow .... Two lonely blue figures .... *

Elfangor: Visser Three?
Visser Three: Elfangor?
Elfangor: Oh my god, it IS you!
Visser Three: I thought you were dead! I mean eating you and all ... I didn't have my coffee that morning.
Elfangor: I forgive you! *laughs*

*sappy music cue*

*Both run through the flowers, kicking up petals, scattering butterflies. The sun suddenly bursts from a cloud. They embrace, vaseline coated camera shot, blurry.*

Elfangor: Friends?
Visser Three: Forever.

lol! That definitely wouldn't happen. Good one! :P


Quote from: Mongoose on June 28, 2008, 07:38:12 AM
Jake: No, me and Cassie weren't doing it like rabbits, we were doing it as rabbits.

Tobias (looking at a picture of a hawk in a nature magazine): I'd so hit that

Rachael: But Tobias, I love the idea of keeping you in a little cage in my room, you don't even have to be a hawk.

Marco: Look it's fine, the seamen they recovered wasn't even human.

Hahaha, great stuff! :P
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #82 on: June 28, 2008, 08:07:52 AM »
Hahahaha oh man you guys crack me up!
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #83 on: June 28, 2008, 08:55:26 AM »
Classic Batman quotes, Animorphs substituted ... was having way too much fun doing this .... :D

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Jara Hamee: "Gosh, botany is tough. I'll never learn to recognize all these trees!"
Toby Hamee: "Come come, dad. Pine. Elm. Hickory, chestnut, maple. Part of our heritage is the lure of living things, the storybook of nature."
Jara Hamee: "That's true, Toby. I'll learn to read that book of nature yet!"

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Tobias: "Sorry, I'm not interested in dance lessons."
Rachel: "Wait a minute, Tobias. The junior prom's coming up, isn't it?"
Tobias: "Yes, but..."
Rachel: "Well, we don't want you to be a wallflower, do we? Dancing is an integral part of every young man's education."
Tobias: "Gosh Rachel, you're right."

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Cassie: "Boy! That was our closest call ever! I have to admit that I was pretty scared!"
Rachel: "I wasn't scared in the least."
Cassie: "Not at all?"
Rachel: "Haven't you noticed how we always escape the vicious ensnarements of our enemies?"
Cassie: "Yeah, because we're smarter than they are!"
Rachel: "I like to think it's because our hearts are pure."

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Alloran: "Better put 5 cents in the meter."
Elfangor: "No policeman's going to give the Jahar a ticket."
Alloran: "This money goes to building better roads. We all must do our part."

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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #84 on: June 28, 2008, 01:13:42 PM »
lmao. Gorilla_Girl, you're my new favourite poster here. Great stuff ;D
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #85 on: June 28, 2008, 02:11:11 PM »
Someone was bound to do this, at some point, so I might as well be the one to jump on the cliche.
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Elfangor, looking a bit robotic: *scuba breathing*
Tobias: ???
Elfangor: Tobias, I am your fa-ther. *slices off Tobias' left wing*
Tobias, spiraling downward: <NOOOOoooooo....>
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Aximili: <But...one does not simply WALK into the Yeerk Pool!>
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The Sharing Members, all wearing hats with eye stalks on them: Who's the leader of the club that's made for you and me? V-I-S...S-E-R...T-H-R-E-E!
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Vissers One and Three:
Islands in the stream, that is what we are! No one in between, how can we be wrong? Sail away with me to another dream....

(Tyler, at least, should find the last one hilarious, I think.)
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #86 on: June 29, 2008, 09:13:18 PM »
Quote from: Estelore on June 28, 2008, 02:11:11 PM

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Elfangor, looking a bit robotic: *scuba breathing*
Tobias: ???
Elfangor: Tobias, I am your fa-ther. *slices off Tobias' left wing*
Tobias, spiraling downward: <NOOOOoooooo....>
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The Sharing Members, all wearing hats with eye stalks on them: Who's the leader of the club that's made for you and me? V-I-S...S-E-R...T-H-R-E-E!
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Hah ha, those made me laugh.
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #87 on: June 30, 2008, 09:28:12 AM »
good ones lol
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« Reply #88 on: June 30, 2008, 03:35:43 PM »
*back on the dome ship*

elfangor: "Ax, u know you will never amount to anything right?"

Ax to elfangor: "I don't know why ppl respect you so much, you suck at everything"
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #89 on: June 30, 2008, 05:05:13 PM »
Oh my gawd Estelore, hahaha XD  The Mickey Mouse one...rofl.
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