For some reason, I just felt like doing movie parodies, lol
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*having a moment of clarity*
Marco: "Did you ever think that maybe there's more to life than being really really,
really, RIDICULOUSLY, good looking?"
Rachel: *stumped*
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*holding a dracon beam to a controller's head*
Ax: < You just have to ask yourself one question: Do you feel
lucky?>
Jake: *annoyed* <
Ax >
Ax: < Right, sorry. *leans in closer* Where's the elevator shaft that leads us outta here? >
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Ax: < Judo Chop! Ha! > *smacks a human controller in the neck*
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*A Taxxon walks up next to Visser Three in the meeting room and whispers in his ear. Visser Three narrows his eyes and looks at everybody*
Visser Three: You know, I have one simple request. And that is to have all the Hork-Bajir with frickin' dracon beams attached to their heads! Now evidently my limbless colleague here informs me that this cannot be done. Ah, would you remind me what I pay you people for, honestly? Throw me a bone here! What do we have?
Sub-Visser: Tiger Sharks.
Visser Three: *pauses* Right.
Sub-Visser: They're
brainwashed Tiger Sharks.
Visser Three: Are they ill tempered?
Sub-Visser: *stands up straighter* Absolutely.
Visser Three: Oh well, that's a start.
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Ax: *waves his hand infront of a controller < These are not the bandits you are looking for. >
Marco: < Ax, that's not going to-- >
Ax: < Let's go. > *starts walking away confidently*
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Jake: *duckes a swipe from David*
Tobias: *watching from above* < What, no foreplay? >
David: < You killed my father! >
Tobias: *to himself* < Oh, there we go. >
Jake: < No David, YOU killed
MY father! >
David: <
What? I don't even know your father! >
Jake: < Then why did you kill him!? >
David: < What are you talking about?! He's still alive! >
Jake: < Well, then there's no problem now, is there?! >
*pause*
David: < You killed my father! >
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*Cassie holds out a bird for David in a cage*
David: *pauses* "Wait, so the DNA is
in the bird? *whispering* It's so simple."
*yanks it out of the cage and starts stomping on it, with everyone yelling*
Cassie: *faints*