Cassie:[spoiler]*sniffs the air after blowing up the Yeerk Pool with the help of the National Guard*[/spoiler] "I LOVE the smell of napalm in the mornin'... Smells like... Victory."
Marco: Hey, Jake? I thought I'd ask you first. Ellimist said to "Enjoy Britney Spears while it lasts" so I figured I'd morph a fly on the wall and get Ax to wire me up with a camera to sneak into her dressing room. That cool?
Jake: I'm ok with this... OH! If you see Ellimist before me, tell him I invested in Apple like he suggested.
Ellimist: (to Elfangor in Andalite Chronicles) The 'we' whose machine you have used to alter the direction of time and space.
Elfangor: You mean that Hot Tub? That was the Time Matrix?! Couldn't you have made it something cool? Like a human telephone box? Or what they call a 'billiard ball'...?
Ellimist: Fine. No existing for you.
*POOF*
Jake: The reason I called you all here is to tell you that Ax will now be leading us. As an Andalite, he is far superior to us in every way and we shall listen to him unconditionally.
Cassie: What happened to your eye, Jake?
Jake: *nervously glances at Ax* I... fell...
Cassie: Okay...? And Ax, what is that book you're reading?
Ax: <Mein Kampf. A fascinating read. It's gotten me thinking.>
*shotgun blast*
Rachael: WHAT THE HELL, CASSIE?!?! VIOLENCE IS NEVER THE ANSWER!!!
Cassie: That wasn't violence. That was a pre-emptive strike.
Tobias: <Yeah, Rach. Man up. By the way, Cass, did I ever tell you how hot you look when packin' heat?>
Cassie: Oh really...? Polly wanna make out?
Tobias: <Polly like...>