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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #1200 on: April 17, 2010, 10:29:04 PM »
haha those are awesome
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #1201 on: April 18, 2010, 11:01:29 AM »
Early in the series...
Jake: Um, why is their a jar with money in the middle of the floor.
Marco: We are having a pool on who's gona get killed off first. Would you like to take a guess.
Book 54
Jake: Rachel! No! Wait, I just won the money. Score!
Marco: No fair! You sent her over there to die in the first place.
Jake: Marco do you seriously think I would send my cousin to a purposeless death for the sake of fifty bucks?
Marco: Yes.
Cassie: aren't you guys just being a wee bit insensitive.

Marco: Wait...how do u spell that?
Jake: Marco...were you dropped on your head as a baby?
Marco: Lets not get off topic. You did that on purpose!
Jake sighs n nods wrapping an arm around marco's shoulder leading him to a door: Your right my friend and i apologize. Why dont you get some rest in your awesome room.
Marco nods: Yeah show me some respect
As marco goes into the room confused Jake hits the empty trash button ejecting marco into space: Aaaahh. So much better
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #1202 on: April 19, 2010, 09:23:00 AM »
lol Galladerotom, awesome ^^ cruel but sooooo funny!
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #1203 on: April 19, 2010, 10:02:07 AM »
Jake: "So, we break in as bats, steal the Pemalite Crystal, and get our butts the heck outta there. Any questions?"
Ax: <I do not like this plan. I estimate our odds of survival at no more than 5%>
Jake: "Not a bad starting point. Do I hear 10%? 10% chance of survival?"
Marco: "Fifteen here!"
Ax: <Wait, what?>
Jake: "Current bid is 15% chance of surviving this mission! Do I hear twenty?"
Cassie: "Eighty-five!"
Ax: <You cannot negotiate probability!>
Rachel: "Give me a 100% of survival!"
Jake: "Whoa... 100% going once... twice... sold! Congratulations, Rachel. Because of you, we're definitely okay for this mission!"
Ax: <That's not how this works!>
Tobias: <Let it go, Ax-man. It's worked for every mission so far>

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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #1204 on: April 19, 2010, 10:42:39 AM »
Cassie:[spoiler]*sniffs the air after blowing up the Yeerk Pool with the help of the National Guard*[/spoiler] "I LOVE the smell of napalm in the mornin'... Smells like... Victory."



Marco: Hey, Jake? I thought I'd ask you first. Ellimist said to "Enjoy Britney Spears while it lasts" so I figured I'd morph a fly on the wall and get Ax to wire me up with a camera to sneak into her dressing room. That cool?

Jake: I'm ok with this... OH! If you see Ellimist before me, tell him I invested in Apple like he suggested.



Ellimist: (to Elfangor in Andalite Chronicles) The 'we' whose machine you have used to alter the direction of time and space.

Elfangor: You mean that Hot Tub? That was the Time Matrix?! Couldn't you have made it something cool? Like a human telephone box? Or what they call a 'billiard ball'...?

Ellimist: Fine. No existing for you.
*POOF*



Jake: The reason I called you all here is to tell you that Ax will now be leading us. As an Andalite, he is far superior to us in every way and we shall listen to him unconditionally.

Cassie: What happened to your eye, Jake?

Jake: *nervously glances at Ax* I... fell...

Cassie: Okay...? And Ax, what is that book you're reading?

Ax: <Mein Kampf. A fascinating read. It's gotten me thinking.>

*shotgun blast*

Rachael: WHAT THE HELL, CASSIE?!?! VIOLENCE IS NEVER THE ANSWER!!!

Cassie: That wasn't violence. That was a pre-emptive strike.

Tobias: <Yeah, Rach. Man up. By the way, Cass, did I ever tell you how hot you look when packin' heat?>

Cassie: Oh really...? Polly wanna make out?

Tobias: <Polly like...>

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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #1205 on: April 19, 2010, 11:09:59 AM »
That Elfangor/Ellimist thing is totally how it actually happened. :P

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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #1206 on: April 19, 2010, 11:15:00 AM »
Hahaha, Elfangor 1.0 :P

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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #1207 on: April 19, 2010, 12:31:44 PM »
Jake: "So, we break in as bats, steal the Pemalite Crystal, and get our butts the heck outta there. Any questions?"
Ax: <I do not like this plan. I estimate our odds of survival at no more than 5%>
Jake: "Not a bad starting point. Do I hear 10%? 10% chance of survival?"
Marco: "Fifteen here!"
Ax: <Wait, what?>
Jake: "Current bid is 15% chance of surviving this mission! Do I hear twenty?"
Cassie: "Eighty-five!"
Ax: <You cannot negotiate probability!>
Rachel: "Give me a 100% of survival!"
Jake: "Whoa... 100% going once... twice... sold! Congratulations, Rachel. Because of you, we're definitely okay for this mission!"
Ax: <That's not how this works!>
Tobias: <Let it go, Ax-man. It's worked for every mission so far>
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #1208 on: April 19, 2010, 12:39:19 PM »
Haha. I totally missed that one. XD

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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #1209 on: April 19, 2010, 09:40:32 PM »
haha cassie with a shot gun and an abusive ax. lol awesome
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #1210 on: April 26, 2010, 03:46:12 PM »
Lol.  Those are great.
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #1211 on: April 26, 2010, 10:53:31 PM »
Visser 3: <You're right.>
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #1212 on: April 27, 2010, 04:16:06 PM »
Jake: I can't guarentee that we will come back from this mission, I can't guarentee victory. So if anyone would like to stay behind on this one just say the word and I will understand.
(Silence)
all other animorphs: THE WORD!
Jake: so much for reverse psychology
We must extract the truth from this unbeliever on pain of torture! Get...THE COMFY CHAIR!

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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #1213 on: April 27, 2010, 10:04:50 PM »
haha those are awesome. and i actually woulda LOVED to see visser 3 tell some one they were right :P
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #1214 on: April 28, 2010, 07:17:34 AM »
In front of his camera:
Jake: I can't tell you my name...
Jake's mother: Jake Berenson! Come here immediately!
Jake: ... nor where I live nor the college we go to...
Tom opening the door: Hey, kid, our mother is calling you. We received your results from the Arlington High School!
Jake: ... *erase the file*
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